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Master Chief's New York Adventure! | mrsmiley { January 19, 2005 }

As some of you know, I have been in NYC for the past few days on vacation. What I didn't tell you is that Master Chief went along with me! We had a great time together, but some surprising events happened! Read on for my own account of Master Chief's New York Adventure!

NOTE: Images will pop-up in a separate window when you click the links.

Woah, somehow this got itself on Bungie.net's main page! Thanks, Frankie! :)

Update: Due to the request of the parents of the "new york girl," one of the pictures has been removed from the story. I apologize to those who are disappointed at the change, and especially to those who were offended by the pic.

The plane ride to NYC was pretty smooth. Unfortunately, I couldn't really tell what was going on, because MC hogged the window!

When we finally arrived at JFK International Airport, we were pleased to see that all of our luggage had arrived as well.

We took a shuttle to a quaint little hotel on Chambers and West Broadway called the Cosmopolitan. No relation to the magazine, thank god. We took the elevator up to our room, and relaxed a bit.

After settling into our room, we decided to find a local Italian eatery to fill up on some local dishes. I wanted to take the subway, but MC wanted to take a taxi. It took a while, but he finally got one, and we hopped in. We found a nice little restaurant, where the Chief sampled some lasagna pie. Yum!

We had a great time touring the sites and sounds of New York for the next few days. It wasn't until the second to last day that something quite surprising happened! The Chief and I were getting our morning coffee at a local Starbucks. I excused myself to the restroom, and when I came back, Master Chief was flirting with a cute New York chick! She had taken my spot at the table, so I figured it would be best to leave them alone.

The next day, she was all the MC could think about. He made his decision, and there was nothing I could say to stop him. We swung by Tiffany's later that day and found a beautiful ring.

The Chief proposed soon after, and she said yes! Master Chief was so happy, that he threw himself on the ground and made an angel in the fresh snow. What a lucky guy!

Master Chief decided to stay in New York and live with his new found love, and I returned to California to tell you his story. I am sure the Chief and his new fiance will live a long and happy life. He sends his thanks to everyone for their support, and his fiance says hi!

572 comments so far (leave your own)

1 | blinxhunter says:

hahaha funny I wish I could go to new york yay first post

2 | Spec.Op.Elite says:

this is strange... i am sensing something subliminal here... perhaps it wasnt the MC that proposed, but Mr. Smiley himself?

3 | the grunt 1000 says:

how cute!
sounds like a fun trip!
for him

4 | Apocalypse says:

It looks like you had fun. BTW, those MC pics were funny as hell.

5 | mrsmiley says:

Haha, there are no subliminal messages... but having the MC propose for me would be a good idea... =P

6 | Loknar64 says:

So... this random NY girl just happened to not mind helping? ;)

7 | Dirge says:

lmao, a truly touching story =~)

8 | Mista_B says:

Aaah! My brain!

Awesome overwhelming. Heheh. Gotta do something like that one of these days...

9 | Polarbear says:

LOL!! And it is the one city on Earth where no one would look at you funny while you are taking the pix!

10 | Burnt Retina says:

This is an odd update very odd

W00T Post #10

11 | Jaxx says:

I agree with Polar. lol
Nice update. :P

12 | kinggn says:

he he very good like some of the pics with the girl woot

13 | uberninja says:

I KNEW you would work it out, Smiley... ;)

14 | Halokid23 says:

Wow that's funny. I hope the MC has as good a time as you did!

15 | kinggun says:

master chief got it on what about the size difference or is it how you use it that counts

16 | MechaRaum says:

OMG that is halarious!

17 | patrick130m says:

you should take MC on a world tour

18 | Donut says:

Lol, look at MC with his suitcase! I wonder what the kids would look like?

19 | LBM says:

How did you set that stuff up? Werent people looking at you the whole time? And how did you get that girl to come back to the hotel room with you? haha

20 | Angel_of_Heresy says:

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH that's so funny!!
Lasagna...mmmh...the Lasagna (no the lasagna PIE!) is truly wonderful :9 [I'm italian]...

21 | Slothboy says:

I also must know the story. That New York girl was smoking hot. Is she a Halo fangirl or something?

"Hey, would you come back to my hotel room and let me take a picture of you naked in bed with my action figure?"

"Sure."

22 | nightmare says:

wow, go mc, looks like u had a good time in nyc huh?

23 | gjk says:

yeah, if i saw someone setting up an action figure on a sidewalk so he could take a picture of it, i would kind of wrinkle my eyebrows

24 | newyorkgirl says:

yeah i'm hot lol and master is my baby daddie

25 | spire says:

LOL Slothboy question is also mine howd you do it and nobody stared in a strange way at you when you took those shots?

26 | Barnolde says:

Haha, that's great.

27 | mrsmiley says:

Haha, the NY girl even left a comment. I got a few funny looks, but I've never been one to let that stop me! ;)

28 | Bestmasterchief says:

That was thee greatest thing I've ever seen. I was laughin my ass off, but I'm a school, so I'm keepin it inside.

29 | spartan087 Kelly says:

huh well that just sounds odd because in the books it seem to me that Master chief and Linda are kinda in love but what ever ????

30 | FireFox says:

Ha, looks like the Chiefs a lucky guy.

31 | Spartan 67 says:

LOL! Freakin hilarious smiley!

32 | Zero says:

LMAO!! That was friggin hilarious dude, especially the bed scene, haha. I bet she's never experienced a spartan before lollll. I used to live in Staten Island man!

33 | mastercheif says:

the new york girl sorda looks like smiley

34 | Church says:

Geez, so Smiley couldn't get with a girl, but MC did? Someone got owned.

Truly a funny story. How'd MC manage to GET a girl? I mean, look at him! He's got a suit of armor on and barely talks!

Wait... girls are into that stuff?

35 | Beasty says:

Maybe girls like the tall, quiet, handsome guys. well... there goes my chances!

How come when I wear my Legendary shirt, I don't get the hotties like chief? mmm.... I'm jealous.

36 | Ripper 714 says:

Er...no comment.

Ripper

37 | Elite3000 says:

I'm not really into girls but...Did you sneak?

38 | Maraxus6 says:

Geez, anyone we know, Mr. S?

39 | mako says:

wow like the part in the room with the girl too bad masterchief didnt have a cigarette

40 | ARHHHBLELGHHAA says:

what

41 | DoctorEvol says:

Why don't you go on Live anymore Smiley? Or did you change your tag? If so add me to your list again.

42 | Maximus of PC says:

Yall all sounded amazed. Almost like you couldn't believe that MC could get a girl that fine. I knew it all along.

43 | Maximus of PC says:

Yall all sounded amazed. Almost like you couldn't believe that MC could get a girl that fine. I knew it all along.

44 | pussy lover says:

kewl me and mc are the same. getting bitches like everyday

45 | Rival says:

lol that was tight

46 | Diesel says:

Fo Sho! Yall know that the Master Chief is a BIG PIMP

47 | VII_Toast says:

hawwt.

48 | Helljumper76 says:

Hey, Macraksis(j/k don't flip out) and Doctor are in here.

49 | Go!@#$urself says:

Mad cool, little weird, but cool.

50 | NothinbutTru7h says:

that was funny as hell. and where can I find that orange MC????

51 | halo player says:

hey thats a great story but the girls could be hotter and when he was in bed with her she was kinda ugly. It could use work but its ok

52 | . says:

53 | Master Chef says:

What!?!? How could you think that girl wasn't hot?!?!? The catoon was so funny!

54 | Athen says:

Man. That's somethin'. (Is laughing histeracly) I've done things like that with my green H2 MC figurine too, lol. I just need an Elite figure, and I can do a whole comic series, lmao.

55 | HoroHoro says:

Lol wait smiley i think that girl was either your sister/realitive,your girl friend who got high ,yourself or some random very high newyorker who*re

56 | princess117male says:

halo player are you supid that chick was smoken!

57 | Antiherosk8er says:

This is so funny, Mr smiley is great!

58 | Satan1 says:

Yea that girl was with him and Polar Bear im still laughing at your post man(Post #9) its true.

59 | Sean says:

Master Chief is a full time killer and part time P.I.M.P.

60 | ACReach117 says:

Hot Chick Master Pimp

61 | gruntmaster says:

Awesome. Funny as hell.

62 | SEPH1085 says:

I think i peaed my pants

63 | NarcoticPenguin says:

that was awesome, i needed a laugh today, who was that chik

gamer tag=NarcoticPenguin

64 | Whachachachachacha says:

LOL! omg that was awesome... i need to do that with my red and blue bded chiefs from h2... have a lil fight over a girl lol, be pretty funny, but man she was hot and that was funny as heck, nice job smiley, and if u can add me,
GamerTag: GolddragonX

65 | Brentz says:

FUNNY update, hook up that chick for me, email me =)

Gametag-- RS Kwltracker

66 | hottie says:

hey that girl was pretty hot I guess and the clip was funny but I think yall at bungie need to hook her up with me. Give me a ring ding ding

67 | organ1zed Cr1me says:

ok hottie Ill call you from work and hook you up with your mom

68 | ArmoredGambler says:

Funny stuff man, how did ya get that girl to do that

69 | julian says:

hahaha funn funny

70 | Alex says:

Where did you get the MC doll with those symbols on it???

71 | DemonicUprising says:

you can do it master cheif! you can do it all night long!!! LMFAO, nice work smiley, real nice. don't mess with the cheif, cause he a P.I.M.P.

72 | Sarge says:

You go chief! But you still said you'd ware somthing nice!

73 | CWhiteblade says:

Hola crap, man. It's the girl thing that amazes me the most.

Freakin' hilarious. I give it two tiny, plastic thumbs up!

74 | ansomble28 says:

That was pretty clever and really hilarious. I laughed at every picture especially with chief hailing the taxi and chief in bed with the girl. LMAO good stuff... GOD im such a Halo nerd..

75 | Lord Of The Ring says:

Great little story u got here I found it very funny

76 | ieatpaint2039 says:

Cool pix man, lol.

77 | chunkmeister says:

from now on, im gonna bring a mc action figure w/ me everywhere hehe

78 | The Arbiter says:

yeah i guess girls like a man in MJORLNIR armor

79 | Joe says:

LoL that was really funny stuff Smiley. New game idea Halo 3: Dating Evolved!

80 | Crazy Fox 15 says:

LOL! Funny stuff Smiley. The lucky bugger!

81 | fo sho says:

i kno that girl... she gives good head but she has genital herpes. thats why the mc kept his armor on. safe sex. protected against her crabs.

82 | u so ugly says:

haha how does a mc toy get lad u bunch of sick o

83 | Jay Dubb says:

wow.....that girl was FINE!How much money did she get for it?
Good movie though.

84 | VBALLAKILLAZ says:

It was funny at first... but i have to say... MC is NOT a pimp, he is SPARTAN 117 cryogenically frozen on the Pilar of Autum then called on to help destroy the covenant and protect the earth at all costs, later stopping the flood and activating halo then learning the truth so he had to destroy halo... so... he's not a pimp... i just can't agree with everyone else.
(I'm sorry for everyone who could not make any sense of why i would put this on here. Don't worry it is not you... it is because my great intelect is far too advanced for you.)

85 | VBALLAKILLAZ says:

Ohh and on a side note, Good Job. It seems you planned ahead of time to do this.

86 | Mr.Ex says:

/me pimp slaps VBALLAKILLAZ, mc is P.I.M.P with his sword pimp stick ;)

87 | HaloChief89 says:

ill miss you MC and i hope u have a lovely life being really small and not having sex lol see ya!

88 | FlawlessCowboy says:

Would the cheif brake her hip?

89 | Dyjital Phrophet says:

Can MC fill the void? I'm sure there are others that would LOVE to try...... *wink*

90 | PYROMANIAC says:

That was pretty funny. It was also pretty wrong. But it was funny enough to make up for that.

91 | Frank The 3rd says:

I think MC shouldn't go through with it (the marriage). It would be like Han Solo or Indiana Jones getting married. MC wouldn't have time for a wife with his lifestyle of saving the world and all. Just a thought.

92 | hamburgler says:

you must have looked soooooooo stupid when you were taking the pictures.

93 | Epitath says:

Comic was funny, but you guys do know that spartans have impotent manparts right. Besides, who wants to "pimp hoes" when you can murder hordes of aliens. Read the books, cept the second one, it sucked.

94 | Psycho says:

dude thats so funny. and how can you say MC isnt PIMP. you gotta be pimp 2 save the whole universe.

95 | Ryley217 says:

Orange MC how interesting and nice story=^.^= Sounded like tons of fun wish I was there!!!!

96 | Sparkie says:

o_O HE STOLE MY COLOR...either that or smiley has a secret crush on me -_o HEHE that was funny. I'm just wondering about that pic of them in the bed...was she REALLY topless? O_O.

97 | BArry says:

so this girl, is who???

98 | PogoLumi says:

THAT WAS MY GIRL! MC WHY DID YOU STEAL HER!!!!! WAAAAAHHHHHHHHH SHE"S GONE NOW I CAN"T COMPETE WITH THE CHIEF!!!!

99 | Lucky_Charms says:

Well this was a very "special" update.....also, isn't the Chief green?

100 | Neophyte88 says:

Are these Master Chiefs action for sale ???

101 | Grug says:

Lol. Nice Job.

I'm surprised that so many people find it hard to believe that its possible for a guy to talk to a girl.
lol.

102 | big sherbs says:

Things a girl will do for 20 bucks

103 | your mumma4535 says:

omg sparton getting a girls lol
but i bet he did not teck his helmet of did he
or he cant and got it stuck with super gule . but any ways good stroy

104 | iceravenVI says:

hell that girl must be smileys gf or something but which girlfriend would get naked in bed with an action figure so that he can take some photos for nerds on halobabies???

105 | Um says:

in the pic of MC resting on the bed, it looks as if he has boobs!

lol, might just be me though

106 | Gruntsbane says:

My god, this got more comments any comic. Cool story smiley.

OMG!!! 108 post!!1

107 | Oh yeah says:

OMG, MC is a lesbian

108 | Supreme Commander of the Fleet of Particular Justice says:

MC is getting his mojo on. I couldn't say the same for Smiley though.

109 | Taft says:

M.C. sleeps with a hot new tork chick? I'll get my rifle...

110 | Eibe 'Niqaree says:

HAHAHAAHH!!!!! MY GOD!!! HILARIOUS!!! ARGH!!! NEED AIR!!!!!

111 | Eibe 'Niqaree says:

wait... who is that not chick anyway? =)

112 | Jake says:

Its hilarious bro

113 | BR0KEN TUSK says:

Lol. Pretty funny, man. Hey, where can I find one of those Master Chief action figures with my symbol and color scheme? I want one!

114 | Deadguy says:

holy crap that girl was hot.

That pic of her sleeping is now my wallpaper.

gotta' get ta' New York.. gotta' get to New York..

115 | pablo says:

Master chief was in new york. Man I must have missed him! :-(

116 | mRChuFly says:

Master chief is a pimp! I wanna be just like MC

117 | Hmm says:

The girl in the restaurant and the girl in bed are different people, look at there hair. The girl in the restaurant has pitch black hair, while the girl in the bed has blondish streaks

118 | DJG says:

It's the same girl, yo. Turn up the brightness on your monitor :)

119 | xXxODDMAN says:

lol good story it made me laugh wich is rare

120 | karl_rulz says:

wait how did u get her to pose on the shots and who was the person who posed on the shots

121 | LO NastE says:

i just wanna know how much she charged MC after that night.

122 | Bulletproof says:

Nice job MC, tell me how the kids come out. What a PIMP! 'Cause we from new york. Way to represent and score hot chicks

Gamertag:PhalanxXLR

123 | Night says:

New York? What happen to the Covenants homeland? WHO'S GOING TO SAVE THE HUMAN RACE?!?!?!?!?

Yeah... don't listen to me.

124 | RICAN TANK says:

Like always Master chief Conquers all..MC RULES>>>>

125 | MrAlexZander says:

Man, you guys have it all wrong, the only reason why MC got the Chick is because he ate the Lasuage Pie! lol.

Great jobs MrSmiley, why doesn't MSXL get cool stuff like this?

126 | Ferago says:

that is so #$%^ing awesome! this whole time MC has been my hero for all the wrong reasons =)
BTW, gamertag: Ferago

127 | Shadow_Spartan says:

The Chief is a bad man!! Well hes not really the chief hes The chief is green.

128 | LuminousWounds says:

Master Chief ALWAYS gets the HOT girl!

129 | iDno says:

Yea, XD Smilie comedy gold right there, and as for anyone up the comment tree that misspelled words like..spartan...the Master Cheif, and any other halo related word, Shame on you, shame on your house, and family tree!

130 | Raiden47 says:

lmfao

131 | Dave says:

Heh, kinda reminds me of Sesame Street. Except with more badass.

132 | Mike Man says:

Oi oy oy oy oyoy oy oy oy... only saw the first pic cldnt be arsed to look at the rest... well done give yourself a kiss.. i guess... mike man gotta fly... WIZZZZZ

133 | Swift Drax says:

I wanna know where he got that custom decaled MC! I have the reguar MC, but his is orange with white accents and the KOTH emblem on him....I want one! lol

134 | Arby the Arbiter says:

This whole thing is sick and twisted.

Just the kinda stuff I find hilarious. Good job!

135 | White Shadow3 says:

Wow, that has got to be the greatest post i've ever seen...I always knew deep down that the Chief was a P.I.M.P!

136 | hunterhunter says:

That was so hilarious. I give you major props.

137 | evilguineapig says:

wow..........this is the funniest thing i have ever seen.......Wooo! 140th post. oh, yeah my xbox live gamertag is mrbacon90210....mr smiley, send me a friend request, i'll take you. if i lose i'll donate 100 dollars to halo babies........you will not forget the name mtbacon90210. i love the comic, though. well, story.

138 | evilguineapig says:

damn you, hunterhunter, a second before i posted......

139 | cheif0324 says:

chief has a hot wife

140 | Wicked monster says:

i especially liked chief in the room with the hot new york girl
=)

141 | fuel it up says:

that was one of the funniest things i have ever seen. i nealy pissed myself with lafter

142 | The Monitor says:

Reckon Cortana'll be jealous?

143 | Master Chief 3600 says:

Looks like master chief is having some r and r time.

144 | MCs Brother says:

MC is a pimp....
I can see it now...

"Can I dual weild you?"

145 | MCs Brother says:

For all you guys wondering where he got the Orange MC, go to joyridestudios.com or look for it at GameStop.

146 | a random guy talking about this story says:

hilariously funny
GO MASTER CHIEF! WOOHOO!
send pics of the baby to me, lol.

147 | Halovixen says:

Hey, I'm a chick and I dig that kinda stuff. I'd marry a halo guy any day!
BTW: ROTFLMFAO- that was fricking hilarious

148 | ashton bailey says:

okay.That was random.

149 | scoobiedoo says:

You are my kids hero..MC could not have found a better traveling partner...Congrat's on the engagement...I love being married. 13 years and we are still friends.

150 | Beejuicet says:

Dude i seriously want to know who that girl is... she is so FINE!!!!!!!!!! BTW if anybody wants to get their asses whuped on Halo 2 my Gamertag is King13itch
OMGWTFJ00PWNEDSTFULOL.....BBQ:)

151 | Zealot Arbiter says:

good story.

all i can say.

152 | anynomous says:

Good, u should make more of these.

153 | mastachief19 says:

there should be more pics of that hot girl in bed

154 | BaddestSnail says:

mental man... that must have been a weird baby

155 | josh says:

i love your halo2 game i hope you guys come out with another one this time put in the flamethrower in if you do make another one.

156 | Naelaes says:

haha....(maybe if i dress like MC that would happen to me..)

157 | Bite my shiny ODST ass says:

The worthog's a rockin dont come a rockin.

158 | Grunty Thirst says:

That is soooo funny!

159 | ruler of war says:

very funny. hehe. GO MC.

160 | fastmatt says:

I wish all cute girls were that easy to get. :-(

161 | Bite my shiny SPARTAN ass says:

Damn that girl was hot!
LMAO!

162 | MonkeyKing says:

im moving to NY

163 | oober donkey says:

wow amasing i hope i can get such a beautiful orange master chief

164 | col killer says:

im switching my color to orange cool master chief also

165 | assault spartan says:

well i love the pic of his proposing and her finger is the size of his head im mean come on MC u could do better than that with ur massive guns .And second of all i say kill her shes an elite just in a discise.Third of all DUMP HER SHES UGLY LOL!!!!!!!

166 | Cardo 12345 - gamertagish says:

Isnt that the HERITIC's girl????....ooooo he's gunna be pissed

167 | Magic_Oven_Mitts says:

Hilarious. No other word for it... Good Job! Go MC!!

168 | Fox Mulder says:

the girl's hot; not MC. (dorks!)
NEway, if the makers of that film are still willing to play Live, please join the"Beach Stormers" clan... we could use some help in clan battles; we would especially appreciate that New York girl, ;P

169 | maurie says:

if people in NY went already so unique they might have questioned you :)

170 | TripsEX says:

THE SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE IS THAT THE WOMAN FROM NEW YORK IS QUARTANA AND THE MASTER CHIEF IS GOING TO MARRY THE AI IN HALO 3!!11!!1!11one one oen one OMFG TEH SPOLIERZ

171 | Big Bad Bongo says:

Rad Dude... like totally far out man... great to see your loving life... keep on keeping on holla back if your heading to seattle , reno, las vegas hawaii or costa ric we always have a place for MC

172 | Righteous Dork says:

That made my day. Haha!

173 | Junpei says:

Whoa, hot chick. Lucky man that Cheif is.

174 | newyorkguy says:

ok wtf's up with this newyorkgirl i thought u were my girl ... WHERES MC ILL KILL HIM!

175 | Falcon says:

This is hilarious! I love seeing the MC get a taxi and relaxing on the bed!

I don't want a girlfriend.

176 | Beazy Playa says:

Hey, why don't you guys fix the glitches, there so bad the game is no fun anymore, instead of making up half ass crap that is not funny. I am dumber after reading this.

177 | Don Demarco says:

Sorry buddy that girl must have been your friend and come with you. Living in New York all my life, No one from the NY wears a I Love NewYork shirt. EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!! Only tourist and visitors.
BTW Nice post though.

178 | Beazy Playa says:

P.S. For all you who think that girl was "so hot", is that the first girl you have ever seen? I mean she was ok, but hot? Yall need to put the controller down and go outside.

179 | gorynightmarex says:

that was wack man i wish it was that easy but howd they do it hes so small ha ha that was funny.

180 | Banshee Avenger says:

LOL that guy must be bored...Funny though!

181 | tinytimm84 says:

I love how 90% of the posts for this have had something to do with the fact that these guys "want" the 'newyorkgirl'. "Hey, hook my up with THAT", or "DAMN, she's fine.", or (one of the more uncouth comments) "i kno that girl... she gives good head but she has genital herpes. thats why the mc kept his armor on. safe sex. protected against her crabs." Granted, this is a free country, and you are allowed to pretty much say/do WHATEVER you want(within reason), but show some class...

Yes, she is attractive. Yes, I'd be a lying thief if I said that some of the same dirty thoughts DIDN'T enter my mind. However, THINKING those thoughts and EXPRESSING those thoughts on a quite possibly WORLDWIDE level are two ENTIRELY different things. Show the lady some respect.

gamertag: tinytimm84

182 | tinytimm84 says:

By the way, awesome article, mrsmiley. Keep up the good work.

183 | Jesus says:

Nice one. Really funny

184 | eldergod888 says:

Damn, Chief!...settling down?! Maybe that MJOLNIR suit is dumping too much of some horomone into him...I'd recommend a full diagnostic ASAP

185 | Dedarmyant says:

Classic. Looking forward to the sequel of this series. LMFAO. Knew those figures were good for something. To bad someone pick up on the gig first. good one mrsmiley.

186 | leesus says:

i think a picture of master cheif playing a zylophone would have helped. im not entirly sure how it would fit in with the story but it would have improved it somehow, probably.

187 | killagrunt says:

dude that thing was funny as heak i never would have thot matser chife would propos to a girl. With brings me to a nuther mistry isint there sitll covitint out there

188 | Arako says:

That has got to be one of the funniest things I have EVER seen! *LOL* I can't stop laughing!!! Chibi Master Cheif in bed with a chick from NY!!! *LOL* And it just kept getting better!!!

189 | mrsmiley says:

A reminder... this is not a forum. If you must discuss something take it elsewhere please.

190 | tinytimm84 says:

Hey, MCs Brother:

Did you ever notice just how IMPOSSIBLE it is to get through to Bungie on their website? I've tried at least 352 times, and EVERY TIME I got nothing back. No comments, no advice, no support, nothin'. Therefore, he might as well try his luck HERE...where people at least LISTEN and READ what's dampering our online experience. Even a 5 year old knows that.

191 | tinytimm84 says:

mrsmiley:

We do know that this isn't a "forum", we have just found this to be a good place to pass the time at work (yes, I have NOTHING better to do but sit on the internet posting sh!t online at work...it's rough). Sorry if we gave out the wrong vibe.

192 | Fenix says:

That was nice work arrangin the toy too do all those things

That was cool

193 | Beazy Playa says:

It seems some of my comments have been omitted by "the man" or "big brother", I'm not sure which. I guess Mr. Smiley (that name borders on child molestation) prefers you talk about (begin sarcasm) the ingenious story and pictures he put together (end sarcasm). Question, is Mr. Smiley Frankie, and is that the same Frankie that writes the Humpday Challenge summaries?

194 | tinytimm84 says:

By the way, in the case that you didn't catch my response to your proposal Beazy, I said "why the hell not?" (Bear in mind, though, that the majority of this has been omitted due to the fact that I can't remember exactly what it was that I said. Of course, I wouldn't HAVE this problem if "the man" or "big brother" hadn't decided to delete my previous post off of the site. NEWSFLASH: Whatever happened to 'freedom of speech?')

Anyways, if you want the whole deal, e-mail me at .
Later

195 | Posts make me mad says:

wow mr smiley has a gamertag? if so add spitfire666 to your friends list.

196 | MasterJustin says:

Very funny laughing out loud

197 | bob says:

thought i should make it 200, great story btw

198 | bob says:

damn to l8

199 | pun1sher says:

ladies like armor plating dont they

200 | Masterchick says:

Haha....Lol
and 2 Church...Yes Girls r in2 this kinda stuff.

201 | bbking says:

cool

202 | Ozzy 90 says:

lol very funny we want more of MC 'S ADVENTURES

203 | saentis says:

omg lol dat jk and gal is f*ckin fine can i just ask were did u get da MC figure

204 | mrsmiley says:

I am not Frankie, now please take your discussions somewhere else, or you will no longer be able to post comments here.

205 | deion says:

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

206 | se450 says:

first of all that chick was hot nice work smiley gamertag se450
And second when can we expect another MC story from you

207 | chick says:

that was weak

208 | phillygirl says:

ny girl are but - he should have came down to philly

209 | ...nope not gonna say says:

screw that if i cant get a chick why should master chief get one, i mean really there would have to be like 5,000 funerals.

210 | KagomeTheArcher says:

No FAIR!!! Master Chief is with a NY chick!!!! What about the fangirls!?!?!
His adventure was fun I guess...
Master Chief is hot!!!! Girls love Master chief... AND Halo!!!!!
Girls play FPS too!!!

211 | shoebox says:

pretty frikin lame, u guys need to get out more

212 | PooDaddy says:

WHAT?????????????

213 | xbox08 says:

how do they fuck

214 | Knuckx117 says:

uhh.... That made no sense whatsoever... reminds me of a VGcats comic...

MC: Hey babe, wanna take another visit to santa's south pole?

215 | open_sketchbook says:

Ladies like armour plating.

216 | Sagedoomsday says:

I wish i had that chick. Hes very lucky. Can i viset him in New York?

217 | SIRCAM says:

lol...really..how do they fuck?

218 | slorak57 says:

very hilarious story....good work for all bungie team

219 | Vegeto888 says:

222

220 | Sean says:

that was awesome man, it would be cool to see more of these things

221 | someone says:

it was a cool story, very touching. but i was wondering what their children would look like, you know, since MC is a cyborg and all...

222 | iNSANE KiLL#R says:

hey that spartan looks like a EVA unit-01 from the anime neon genesis evangelion

223 | Sheikurl says:

that was f****ng funny, I wanna see another one of these!

224 | Adolf Hitler says:

Some nice shit!!!

225 | Max says:

yes very good

226 | Zarin says:

woah...somebody has way too much time on their hands. not saying this is a waste, its funny, but woah...

227 | Sheikurl says:

u guys have got to get a girlfriend.

not that this ain't funny. it's fucking hillarious

228 | master chief's biatch says:

ha ha ha, fecking ace! i thought about doing that with a mc and a barbie but i aint got either of them! damn brilliant!

229 | Chief says:

The ring was so big I reckoned I could fit my fist through it...

230 | diablodc says:

haha thats some funny crap right there. Really creative

231 | AnnoyingToaster says:

Yes, Go cheif!!!

232 | Vasheeth says:

How'd you get her to go along with it? That's all I'm wondering. Yeah, everyone in New York is a little weird, so I don't think you got too many weird looks.

233 | Durfy says:

You should have somebody where an extremely realistic body suit of MC and walk around NYC...that would have been great

234 | Melvin says:

Wow...Go master chief go.
How did he eat all that food.
How did he hide the ring.
Thats a big bag for such a small guy.

235 | I Say... says:

Dude MC is a pimp/hero he can do all...

236 | heratic says:

you should send that to joyride studios for a laugh. and you can get those MCs at mediplay, etc. limited edition

237 | NeefyKing of Ny says:

yo that is funny how did he have sex with that.........nevermind keep up the good work n i swear 2 god that that new york gurl is my english teacher Ms.Smith

238 | XxX HiTmAn XxX says:

it was kool

239 | WilliamsRDan says:

dang! That girl is hotter than Key's daughter!

240 | deathmeat says:

Most girls are.

241 | T x Bomb says:

Damm right most girls r hotter then Key's dauther but Master Chief's gunna go back to the big apple when the Covenent try a second time! and they'll get wipped again as long as he's not pussy wipped by that girl!

242 | dude with a sword says:

key's daughter is probably the only girl he's seen

243 | Note to Dude with a sword. says:

You're retarted. Read the books.

244 | mrsmiley says:

My gamertag is KyleTRyan if you guys want me on your list just send me a friend request...

Thanks for all the feedback but dont wander off into different subjects...keep on topic people

245 | merrittchief says:

Where did u get an orange MC this early? I haven't gotten mine yet.

246 | TRYBALWINGS says:

You have far too much time on your hands, however.....LMAO.
Good job.

247 | stop reading this says:

ahha its pretty funny if your still reading this

248 | the big stick says:

best story ever lucky mc
grrr!

249 | GangstaNashun says:

Wow that seems like a great adventure. I took one of the same trips with Master Cheif to the Grand Canyon, except I took pictures on a Disposable camera that I lost :(. But that is great.

250 | Master Cheif says:

Hey guys, I'm back, that bitch left me for some body-building Russsian prostitute!

251 | Halo God says:

That was quite funny tough time getting that taxi I bet, 254!

252 | tom says:

that's so cool

253 | Halo 2 Fan says:

this is the funnyest thing i have ever seen im my life

254 | Jeraga says:

these pictures scare me o_0

255 | pain pil says:

This was the best they should mack a grunt one

256 | gamer tag: duncanstives (i think.. hehe) says:

that was f*cking funny!

257 | pain pil says:

This was the best they should mack a grunt one

258 | Captin Kidd (jessethekidd) says:

Holy fook that was funny! I could never set that up it was awesome smiley!

259 | i pwnd joo says:

g1rls 4r3 l1k3 r0cks..... 1f th31r fl4t.....sk1p 3m

260 | Aaron says:

Pretty kool that chick is hot :D

261 | Sheikurl says:

Man, that was so cool! 263!

262 | Aaron says:

dude u were 264 I was 263 bitch

263 | the Grim says:

Tht photo's where funny,how do you get that girl in youre hotel-room naked?

264 | bobzilla says:

nice, i like it alot.
Try a trip to lesbos next time.

265 | Gruntie says:

hilarious, very funny, hahahahahahahahahahahaha

266 | o' Halolicios one! says:

i don't know....
funny none the less heh..

267 | Blake says:

They will end up in divorce. :-)

268 | Eric says:

it was really funny

269 | Ze24limit says:

Hilarious. Far too much time on your hands. Brilliant

270 | BODYHUMPER says:

Ive been to New York twice, went to Harlem and a cop told me to get back to Manhatten before dark unless I wanted to get shot. But anyway good story

271 | jls900 says:

funny, but that girl was either with the cast(secretly) or she wasnt really naked in the hotel she still had cloths on under the bed

272 | pyrotech13 says:

funny!!! Halo seriously rox

273 | GEO11 says:

Man thats the funnyest thing ive seen in a while, but go figue, MC getten the girl, he is totaly my hero lmao

274 | Zach says:

That is hilarious!!!

275 | Nikral says:

How does he get a girl.. and I don't?!?!?

276 | Scott says:

Ahahahaha!!! Oh my god, that's good stuff man.

277 | MasterCheif95 says:

Thats funny,but how come mc gets all the hott chicks!

278 | goldslayer02 says:

Man that waqs funny as hell and those pics HILARIUOS hehe nice job!

279 | die4life says:

It was a well told story. With funny pictures.

280 | splinter66613 says:

thats was pretty funny, something to do for 60 secs, the one in bed id the funniest. (i spell bad)

281 | Dragoon4444 says:

And thAT NIGHT Master Cheif lost something. His VIRGINITY!!!!!!!

282 | Spartan117 says:

umm, strange... and kinda stupid
Master chier is not supposed to have a sexual drive

283 | s.g.a.t says:

Lol,funny looks like the cheif had the sex the whole time.

284 | Ninja|Ar3s says:

Thats great. lol. i wanna do a NY chick just like MC.

285 | Metallic Spartan says:

Dude that was awsome i laughed the whole time but the subway pic was blury i still need xbox live is it awsome?!?!?

286 | Spartan says:

I don't know how to see the cartoon.I only read the article.

287 | Spartan says:

Could someone or somespartan tell me how to see the cartoon.

288 | Spartan says:

Could someone or somespartan tell me how to see the cartoon.

289 | Your GAY! says:

Why the hell would you make a stupid cartoon about a character from a game... Nerds... and btw that cant be smileys gf because nerds dont get girls like that... PUSSIES!!!

290 | The Oakman says:

That was pretty successful, good job, Spartan, you have to clidk the green words, they are links and they show you the pics.

291 | Metallic Spartan says:

dude ur gay we r not nerds ur just a little fat pamela anderson u homo. u dont have the nmoney for x box live qb (queer bait). Smiley is awsome u dont know him fagit

292 | D.R. says:

hahaha you are funny lol yes i am 295 thats my lucky number lol

293 | FakeIceScream says:

Best Thread Ever.
NY Girl Uber cute.
If its so GAY then "Your GAY" why the hell did YOU read it?

and it's You're, not Your.
go back to school.

294 | Frank says:

LOL thats is so funny, the part with the new york girl LOL thats the funniest Halo related thing I've seen thus far!

295 | mbv says:

300th post!!

296 | 300 says:

no I am number 300

297 | Drake says:

Nice report

298 | Leonhart says:

well.... looks like mc had alot of fun... i wish that was me instead of him..... thats alot of fine woman for little old him...

299 | morlok says:

orinigal. funny. cool.

300 | Jenkins says:

I laugh front the MC and the woman in the bed. Good job !

301 | Halo-Master says:

LOL, that was most enjoyable. That lasagna part was my favourite! Make more of these, please!!

302 | NO! says:

BLEHAAHEAAEHEAEEAEHEAH!

303 | LeGeNDarYY says:

I like what you're doing, now I gotta go and get the same experiece in New York City

304 | Ross says:

my action figures are jelous but they laughed at his puny attempts to lift his luggage

305 | Ross says:

my action figures are jelous but they laughed at his puny attempts to lift his luggage

306 | mr. 309 says:

ooooooookay

307 | kyle says:

that was histerical.where did they get the master chief action figure

308 | seargent rodreguez says:

now that is funny,good one mc u should really go see ur friend i bet he misses u but i hope u make more.

309 | Blood Stew says:

whoever thinks MC isnt a pimp should go #%*$ themselves.

that means you vballakillaz

310 | PpPZizzy says:

That was really funny. Your Gay! Your're gay man, if you don't like it because no one really cares if you do or don't.

311 | u dont need 2 no says:

u shoulddo that again but in Rome

312 | Alex says:

Dood that was the best thing i saw sinch anything right now because i still live in the basement of my parents house any that was so damn fun u and me should do some fighting online live if u wana and get more of these because this was f ing awsem. :)

313 | drunky :) says:

Hey master cheif go to the bagdad war ok and kick there ass's ok P.S. hi mom ]-[A]_0

314 | Paddy says:

Hey MC are you going to get it on with with Cortana??

315 | Master Chief says:

Sure! Why not? I love that hologram! Can't wait! Then I can get it on with an Elite!

316 | Master Chief says:

Sure! Why not? I love that hologram! Can't wait! Then I can get it on with an Elite!

317 | ArchAngelAzarias says:

ok, paddy, that just seems a bit wrong.....

318 | Buckwheatzack says:

me and my friend just cracked up and started to laugh. O god its the best thing in the world rock on cheif. U go ;) :)

319 | buckwheatzack says:

dude u should make a secon but go to paris and make mc fall of the ifle tower mc "aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh help hey lady i can see down your shirt AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH"

320 | John 117 says:

That was hilariasss Go chief, gettin the ladys like that and man a home run in one day sweet!

321 | Time222 says:

You really can do anything you want in NY and still be just like everyone else, well to some extent.

322 | shadowolf12 says:

that was so funny!!! Keep the funny stuff rollin on Mr smiley

323 | where's halo 3 at? says:

This is so funny i wet my pants

324 | bmc says:

lol they have my blessing!lol

325 | willis says:

that was awesome! mc got lucky, i wonder how that taxi driver felt driving with a action figure in his car.

326 | Nmber1tactor says:

Dang MC after one night with her, you got her whats your secert?

327 | Spartain007 says:

Wow i wonder how the date would of went if it was an elite?

328 | Cpl.Green says:

Wonder what the arbiter would say... probly 'have a 'nice' life' * cough cough hack cough*

329 | Plank117 says:

Spartan 117, you were at first an exceptional and deadly warrior, but a ladies man? You have much to teach us.

330 | kimo_kata says:

Wow, MC has more game than the NBA....

331 | Covenant21 says:

Damn that ny chick was hot. I lived in ny and I didn't see any that hot,maybe its the city. Lucky mc.

332 | dudefromnj says:

i have no words for what i just saw

333 | halomanjonsen says:

HA HA HA HA HA

334 | MadMax123456 says:

That was so freakin funny, I almost peed my pants

335 | Lumox says:

Wow dude. That was so awesome. MC is the man.

336 | James says:

I think the chef is looking good

337 | Sheikurl says:

Hey Aaron, I was only 264 because you posted the fucking comment before, pardon my French, Mrsmiley

338 | MC (Mahdi Chaker) says:

COOL! I wish I had one of those MCs. Where'd you get him?

339 | Brad says:

all you bitches out there that like halo 2 give me a holler and i will kick your ass

340 | Biggestkdawg says:

yeah MushMouthKillas clan ruleeeeees and if you want to play me biggestkdawg ill be happy to kick you in the face :)

341 | biggestkdawg says:

XBOX = $200
Halo 1 = $ 50
Halo 2 = $ 50
reading MC jurney and crackin up = Priceless :0

342 | ICE HULK says:

MC IS THE BIGGESTKDAWG

343 | ICE HULK says:

im 350

344 | mast3rch3if135 says:

I wonder what will happen when the arbiter finds out ooh jerry! jerry!

345 | Angel Fever says:

Smiley finds MC

MC finds gorl.

MC gets married

Smiley holds the bags.....

Smiley deserves way too much credit.

346 | spartan-117 says:

umm i dont know who you think you are but im master chief and why am i, i mean you orange? please contact me on this urgent matter, ohhh and dont forget to check out my web site halobabies.net cause i created it...... cause its mine.

347 | cranzlonzlip says:

mc is a pimp but he be a real pimp with the pink going on and a small chain and that girl will be doing it with him ery night

348 | BON MOTTS says:

Ha, That is so funny, the best part is the "relaxed in the bed master chief." thats just funn

349 | pead929 says:

I don't think the pictures are nearly as funny/incredible as it is funny/incredible that he didn't get violently beaten while taking them. because if i saw him i so woulda kicked his ass and pocketed the chief and booked it

350 | cardo 12345 says:

HAHAHAHHA.....not laughing at the trip pic;s....but #179, Beazy Playa's post....hahahahahah.....read it and laugh........ post number 179

351 | red_x111 says:

Man, going to NY to take a couple pics....You must have a bit of pocket money! Freaking Hilarious Smiley, are you planning another one with a Covenant Elite?

352 | Lloyd Banks says:

nice post 179 and 181 are funny, GGGGGG G-UNIT

353 | DeathByFisting says:

lol nicE!

354 | Blitz says:

Interesting story, If I may say so myself.

355 | Makotokun says:

So your saying number 360, that your IQ went from 2, to -3.

356 | EQ OWNZ says:

I challenge Bungie to a fight...I want to battle all of you...Me and my buddy MASTERSHAKE104 Vs. a series of Two of Bungies best players... :)

357 | AV lazy says:

amazing i have never seen a girl anywere near somthing that involves video games how did u do it. lol jp

358 | Freakazoaid says:

Noooo whyd u take out the pic???

359 | urenerds says:

All of u a holes are nerds, especially the guy that said that the girl was hotter then miranda keyes.Ouch is she the only girl uve ever seen. GET A LIFE! all of u are losers

360 | mama g says:

Matteo,

My love....NYC was AWESOME!!!!! U know who dis be. and i only have 1 word for you....una-guavay-bacay-cheza-una-guavay!!!

361 | jonathan says:

man, the Master Chiefs a *ucken pimp, that was funny stuff, and im sure yall got lives, everyones gotta, jus gotta make time for HALO 2, so if yah dont get it, ur a bitch, n man, no girl tops Jennifer Walcott, sorry MC, ur games not good enough, haha

362 | Jdslkhfg says:

What was the picture that got removed?

363 | Ghost says:

Ya i like it, ill tell some peeps about it and see what they have to say about it but i have to give it an A for a long and good effort and explination. Keep it up and send me something about some more whacky aventures. Good luck and keep Gaming people.

364 | BIG Head says:

im left speechless that was halariuos!!

365 | ChrisMan60 says:

What is goin on?

366 | ChrisMan60 says:

This is Fucking Stupid!!! Master Chief isn't small!!! Fuck You!!!

367 | Jason says:

Yo. Halo's the bomb. You can't beat me at Halo 2 gits. Try me on Xbox Live. My name is GunitInc!!Peace.

368 | baldwin says:

mmmmm bananas

369 | Grumpyknutts says:

that was creative..... holla at ya boy if i ever get Live....
i wonder if people still post on this or even read it....

370 | Godofgrunts says:

You know how master cheif is biologicaly inhanced?... you don't think that... uh never mind

371 | Sup Homie says:

HAHA! That should be in the newspaper. im still laughing, but i don't know why. Anyway, post another story like this (But not so romantic) here. (THE NEW YORK CHICK WAS HOT)

372 | Sup Homie (again) says:

ummm, you're thinking, "why would this bozo do another one?" Because im corious. About a year later, did the chick have 1/2 human and 1/2 mastercheif babies? Just curious

373 | ferrari says:

Awsome, although it is just a mini figure. I got here from bungie.net.
The slide show is kinda funny.

374 | xion900 says:

What bed scean? theres no link to that?

375 | dj says:

hahaha funny

376 | Super Spartan says:

Thats some funny shit, looks like the chief is getting it on!

377 | masterchief says:

good choice my brother!
just send me a wedding invite

378 | wa tang clan says:

that was like funey

379 | Krilly says:

Great story!

380 | Butcher174 says:

Greatest piece of work ever!!!! Never seen a funnier piece of writing or funnier pictures in my whole life!!!!

381 | TrueSpartan058 says:

:D That's great, I love the proposal!

382 | HAL.ExE says:

do it in PARIS with some hot french girls

383 | HAL.ExE says:

DO YOU NOW I'M french

384 | Rigo says:

Yeah Master Chief YOU DA MAN! - SCORE!

385 | insaniak says:

well hmmm ok then

386 | something says:

how could you take a picture like that in jfk airport without getting laughed at.lol
really funny!but where do you get an mc like that?!!

387 | something says:

o and when i first saw this I expected a 7 foot guy to run around new york

388 | jake says:

cool dude hope you stop using games to express your feelings

389 | Shortman says:

lol. good story. Now I now what MC does when he's not killing aliens. =D

390 | nappi13 gametage says:

send me a friend ruequest

391 | natasha henstriged says:

Hey.....whats with this? i mean this is a good and funny thing but can someone tell me the point of this? hmm?

392 | Natasha Henstridge says:

its a funny story but yeah i don't get it.

393 | GoldMAVERICK24 says:

that was sick u should do another one like good job

394 | BADASS135 says:

Great the MC's married now we're all screwed! what do you expect us to do in 500 years when the Covenant attack? lol just kidding guys that was pretty awesome. send (friend requests if u want i'd be happy to role with some new ppl)

395 | super spartan says:

urallfuckinlosers ur the biggest fucking dikhead i've seen man grow up and get a life fuck face!!!

396 | Green Ant says:

these post have just gotten downright NASTY ...whats the deal ? Some guy just goes out an takes a bunch'o'pictures,thinks up a storyline,Sticks it on the net,an it ends up on Bungie.net mainpaige WOOPDEE FRICKIN DOO id love to see u do it...

397 | Green Ant says:

BTW i think MC's NYC adventure is COOL and he should go abroad =D

398 | Green Ant says:

go mr smiley =)

399 | Friskydragon says:

You have too much free time! lucky sod, love it!

400 | Green Ant says:

i think twas time well spent Mr Smiley ...the NY Chick IS VERY TASTEFUL and if there is another installment, it should cirtainly star her in it :)

401 | GTO MASTER 350 says:

that was the funniest thing i have ever seen on here! nice job, very nicely done.. lets get more of these on here!

402 | Light guardian says:

really funny story! I ENJOYED IT funny pics too i hope life is good for MC

403 | heha says:

haha awesome

404 | Finland rulezzz! says:

wuhuu! cool! more!

405 | Christian09 says:

oh man if master chief is staying in NY i will be sad, however can you tell him to come back. Hook me up with a new yorker!

406 | Boobies says:

You are so gay and the MC rules!

407 | G.O.D says:

YOU ARE ALL GOING TO BURN IN HELL MOTHER FUCKERS

408 | kz10683 says:

lol how hilarious

409 | jacob olnick says:

That was very funny. What i want to know is, what did the New Yorkers think about you walking around photographing an action figure?

410 | Me says:

I just wasted a minute of my life on that retarded story and those corny pictures congratz on getting people to like crap

411 | Scion says:

wort wort wort. MC seems like the kind of guy who would ask Cortana out.....lol! what was MC wearing....plastic alloy?! lol!!
how much did it wegh? 5 oz.?! lol
Hahaha...ha....uh...can't think of much more to say...wort wort!

412 | Whitecrosser says:

hey, i have a question? how do you get to see the video's? because, ive seen some before. but, cant find them again.

413 | whirecrosser says:

do you guys know anything? because it would be nice if you actually told me please. also what about that one for the noobie who shot church. that was a nice one.

414 | whitecrosser says:

also if you play the runescape game MASSIVE ONLINE GAME then you can contact me and tell me your user and we can chat. my e-mail is and the user is whitecrosser. add me as a freind. on your freinds list.

415 | Macfive says:

Thats a very scary picture

416 | brandon says:

lol.thats scary but cool! to bad i'm not MC.

417 | J Flo 333 says:

Thats cool but what i wanna know is where you got the mc with the emblem on him?

418 | MasterChief@NY says:

Im finally engaged!!!
I love you tiffany!!!

419 | MasterChief@NY says:

party At my house in NY!!!
Come on IN!!!

420 | SYL666 says:

funny stuff man the MC is a lucky guy that chick beat me to him

421 | Creeo says:

You know.. Considering that you edited the original content, and added the statement "Update: Due to the request of the parents of the "new york girl," one of the pictures has been removed from the story. I apologize to those who are disappointed at the change, and especially to those who were offended by the pic."

Maybe instead of JUST taking the link off this page, you take the photo off of your server as well.. Seems like a good idea, i'd think.

422 | ARCANE1 says:

good read, funny pix want more

423 | Julia says:

That was great! I can't believe no one has thought about it before. Very cute. I hope to see more things as creative as this and I'll put you guys on my favorite list.

And people who have said this is stupid, don't bother to read it. If you still are stupid enough to read something that you don't like, apparently Bungie thought it was good to put it on their site! Stop being jealous of people that are actually creative and get a life. One thing about games is that they motivate people to become more creative and you should just accept it.

424 | BlackWidow9 says:

wow im astounded how simple but wonderful that was

and i really dont think that the post by 'NYC chick' was really made by the "NYC chick"

*EDIT BY MRSMILEY* Hehe, actually, it was her! (She's not really from NYC though. O_o

good job team
cheastnut head

425 | HALO 2 SUCKS says:

IMOGOOSHAMOOGLE

426 | Duke13(-_-) says:

I think that was awesome! It kinda reminded me of those flat stanley things you have to do in elementry,I think thats spelled right.

427 | tigglebitties says:

Smiley yo,
How you gunna let Mc pimp a New Yorker chick and not get in on it. You could take him,hes like 4 inches tall lol 435 baby yah!!!

428 | ??m says:

wtf

429 | Adam says:

that is awesome, just one more thing to add to the long list of things people do with halo

430 | Ferocious Quilt says:

ow! my side hurts. that was funny when he was in the snow. HA HA!

431 | The_Ghost says:

hmm..replace the 'MasterChief' with 'MR.Smiley'...lol very funny ;).

432 | Pissed off says:

grrr...i want my 'newyorkgirl' pic back >:(

433 | TheGrimMerc says:

I hope he used protection, an overshield or something. We're gonna need MC for Halo 3

434 | JUDAS 1 says:

I WANT TO SEE MASTER CHIEF FIGHT A BIG SCARY ANIMAL LIKE A MONGOOSE

435 | }CoG{ Ben says:

I Got me a female spartan I like to take pics of too. Exept its a mark 5 and Ive been doing it for a good long time B4 halo 2 came out. Man what i would give to have a little elite action figure.

436 | The Man says:

Lmao dude... that was the shit. i could agree thought, that chick could have been hotter lol. But i thought it looked really funny when MC was on one knee proposing...

437 | Ballistic Carma says:

Did MC have a great time or what, hes only 2in. tall and he gets some chick

438 | alex says:

nice story but kinda weird

439 | Gmr911 says:

It had every thing the Chief and a hot chick to boot little weird though who knew toys had hearts.

440 | evilguineapig423 says:

hey......you guys that are dissin' this site are obviously nerds for actually taking time to read each and every little post someone has made.. you are such hippocrits (people who call others something when they are what they called the person, for those of you who don't know) Smiley and Gruntsbane put alot of time and effort into this website just to please the public and get a good mood into the harshness of life. Instead people like you actually take time out of your life to read this whole thing just to find something to critisize. why dont you just start up a forum on this site or on bungie. it's free, and you can say what you want. If people like me wanna be nerds, so be it and its not you're buisness. It's like you care about our buisness too much or something. well, i hope you non-assholes have xbox live. mr gamertag is mrbacon90210. if you wanna play me send me a request. (my list might have too many people on it, though)Just let people have fun.

441 | JaCk Of ShAdOwS says:

hehehheheheheee i ove it lol so where will u go next lol

442 | Marduk says:

Man this is annoying masterchief is a merciless warrior not a fool
if he had to kill someone at the end it would have been okay but this simply sucks

443 | taylor says:

the mc is a trained warrior not some crack head fanatic, if he had to kill any one he'd do it on the spot

444 | Natasha Henstirdge says:

Hey that is funny!

445 | Dress my grunt up says:

Sniff sniff!!!:)
i love this story.
It maked me cry :)

446 | Hamburger Flood says:

WTF?!?!?!? Dont waste reply space, Mr. Smiley's gonna be pissed!

447 | Chacha grunt says:

That guy has way too much time on his hands to have typed "also" so many times. *Shakes head*

BTW: Great Mr. Smiley, and wOOt #460 :)

448 | BBZING says:

Ok peepz (people), my first time here on ur website (directed by a pal of mine who I frequent often to play H2 on live).
As somone stated I also exspected a full sized MC to be roaming around NYC. However when suddenly the 1st pic was unvailed to me I was pissin' myself somewhat chronic (that's ma fav pic btw peepz... brilliance pure). I found the story entertaining, creative, funny and uplifting. So much so, that I sat here infront of my comp for an hour to read all the posts, many of which I also found v entertaining, others .... somewhat rude, vulgar,crude and a handfull jsut plain and simply "nasty" as someone above put it. It's truly tradgic that some of these "nasty" poeple actualy play games over networks worldwide (should you lot not be out mugging people or getting thrown into jail or somthing)?. What a shame and discrace to the global gaming comunity u terrible people are. It's truly tragic ..... shame on all of u nasty f*ckw*ts an die horrible deaths (hehehe melee to the head)... slowly and painfully. And for crying out loud whats with all the slander? That poor young lady having to see all ur vulgar posts of pure evil-mindedness. I think she's a cutie an that's all that need be said. Why waste your time on negativity when it's clear that the majority don't realy care what you think? I mean dont you have somthing better to do like use racial slander on xbox live an get banned or somthing? Leave well alone.
It's a gr8 lil story board an I'll be looking out for a sequal (MC goes to disneyworld) woot! :D

P.S can't wait to get on xbox live an get owned (I just play for fun).

Look out for me u good guys out there and as for the nasty folks slag me off to the max by all means :D I'll get gr8 satisfaction out of reporting yas an being a part of making H2 online a better place to simply have a lil fun & a laff.

N1 smilez ;]

449 | Holycrapp says:

Yea a good collection of your trip but it would have been better if there was a Frenchy in the background of all your photos!
=D Bye!
P.S. I hate Frenchies.

450 | Sheikurl says:

u no, BBZING's rite. i no i have actually sun sum of the stuff he was talkin' about but still, i think hes rite. so if u want to hav a bad reputation then go get into a fight with a policeman or something. just stop pissing us off.

P.S. BBZING, what u sed wasn't to do with the master chief's new york adventure.

P.P.S. 463!

451 | master ron says:

I hate to say this but you all suck (lollipops)

452 | mr.t says:

this was one of the funniest things i have ever seen.

453 | mr.t says:

you fool marduk everyone knows that master chief has a soft side

454 | yoshinakano says:

You should take MC to Tokyo

455 | newyorkgirl says:

TO EVERYONE I WAS NOT NAKED IN THE PICTURE lol dirty birdies!!

456 | ugly guy says:

It's kind of weird a toy gets married to a human

457 | Shawn Hayes says:

That story is hallarious :p The Master Chief is one lucky guy. Maybe if I go to NY, I will get lucky too! lol
Nice Story!

458 | Ricky says:

That was really funny but it would be wierd to have a guy in huge armor around in new york city

459 | Empire_ian says:

i agree whith bbzing. you should all die slowly

460 | Sheikurl says:

Hey, newyorkgirl. You're not the New York Girl are you? Don't lie wannabe

461 | Sheikurl says:

what the hell is goin on! eleven posts have gone!

462 | Goth Boy says:

lol, this story's so f*****g funny. evilguneapig, hahaha. that cracks me up. i want that name.

463 | Sheikurl says:

You should make a sequel where the nyc girl has an affair with the arbiter, then they go on jerry springer and the arbiter ends up cutting jerry in half with an energy sword. then the arbiter and the chief hav a fight and the police come in and arrest them. so the nyc girl ends up divorcing the chief and going off with seargent jackson or whatever his name is. tel me if this is a cool idea

464 | dude with a sword says:

sounds like a good idea to me

465 | Anne says:

they took off the best picture!!!!! i am soo disapointed.

466 | ernie the burrito slayer says:

i live in new york ........Halo2 is the best game ever.. and no Sheib kurl its not a very good idea

467 | tacoman says:

bbzing stinks..hahahaha..

468 | slayin assasin says:

the picture trail suckz!
the only good part was the part wit da girl!

469 | Sheikurl says:

Oi, Ernie The Burrito Slayer, as soon as I finish scratching myself your history!

470 | Goth Boy says:

Sheib Kurl UR IDEA SUCKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!U SADO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HI everybody

471 | Goth Boy says:

Sheib Kurl UR IDEA SUCKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!U SADO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HI everybody

472 | Arcty says:

Fantastic, you peeps just made an entry in the UK version of the Official XBox magazine.

473 | General Baz says:

Fair play to you mate. Total fair play! Very amusing, and nicely pulled off.

474 | Xashe says:

ROFL okay let me get this strait...
the mc and anne...
the mc and linda...
the mc and some random new york girl...OMG HE'S CHEATING! lol

475 | MxG says:

lmao - yeah baby

476 | Sara aka bus_accident says:

awwww... what a lovely story! maybe matta chief and MC can hangout sometime. =]

477 | Spartan 117 says:

Woa didnt see that comin, mc gettin married to a girl like 6 ft taller than him. id like to see him at the end of the wedding dancing with her!!!

478 | ?ike says:

Well whatever it was a nice story but Master Cheif is not a pimp.

479 | SUBZERO says:

The sould use a green chief instead !@#$

480 | nutty professor says:

that was $#@%ing cool

481 | Max Wells says:

Its gonna be hard for them to have sex, huh?

482 | evilguineapig423 says:

478 | Sara aka bus_accident says:
awwww... what a lovely story! maybe matta chief and MC can hangout sometime. =]

what the hell, lol, master cheif is MC. Honestly, now think here. Durrrr!!!!! And hey guys, you are like sexual predators, stop tormenting the poor new york girl! Some kids these days.....

483 | Sheikurl says:

am i stil here? note: afte u've put a comment, never return here, otherwise ur a sad as me

484 | VarmintSlayer says:

Hmm... He looks a lot bigger on TV!

485 | Spartan116 says:

I personaly think that MC wouldn't like to give up his life of alien slaughtering to be a family man. But that chick from New York was pretty damn HOT!

486 | Spartan118 says:

John was always a sucker for da galls. I'll tell you this much, he sure does know how to use his rifle! (if you know what i mean)

487 | Hedge Hog says:

MC must be the ladies man.

488 | Ricky says:

I have a question. What is MC and the New York Chick had a Baby?

489 | Sheikurl says:

mrsmiley, tel me, is my idea for a sequel(465)good or not?

490 | Shifty says:

what was the picture that had to be taken out?

491 | Sheikurl says:

the 1 with the chief and the nyc girl in bed with each other

492 | Captain Stupid says:

LOL, Funny Pics!

493 | Eddie says:

lmfao!! they have some funny shit.

494 | Sunderday says:

The taxi pic was great, little dissapointed about a pic being taken out, expescially since it sounds like the funniest one. lol im not a perv. very funny guys.

495 | MASTA_CHEIF411 says:

THAT whas hillarious!!!! yay 497th

496 | hot-chica says:

he sure is kewl he should of married me tho

497 | kool azz says:

damn that chick is hot i wish i was mc!!!!!!!!

498 | somebody says:

that chick is ugly as hell dump he mc!!! killer2cole <---- this my screenname on halo 2 ADD ME!!! and join my clan

499 | mrsmiley says:

Sounds good to me Sheikurl

500 | bobthetomato says:

he he he he he he he he he he he he he he

501 | bob the tomato says:

terdman and pgr dude gamertags

502 | JD says:

whyd they have to friggen take out the friggen picture of the girl in bed wit him are they retarded but i guess it was from the parents so its aright

503 | MasterBlast says:

Crazy...original but Crazy...

Where to next?

504 | BK says:

cool Halo2#1

505 | I Snowboard says:

ahhhhhh! awesome looks likes MC's trip was a blast and lucky(lol)

506 | Runtylime says:

That was funnier than some of the Comics! I like the one with master chief and the fork!by the way my gamer tag is......RuntyLime!

507 | Goth Boy says:

u disgust me, ur all perverted pigs

508 | Tiago Sousa says:

It was amazing,I will show this love story to portuguese people they will love it! Amazing!!!

509 | Demon 112 says:

woot 511th post lol

510 | My_Burning_Cookies says:

AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have nothing else to say.

511 | kyedude says:

lol!!!! SO FUNNY!
ps.woot 513 post

512 | RSALEADER says:

... Good job w/ da MC, but it'll be a little hard for him to make love unless he can vibrate...

513 | Foton says:

Ha ha ha that was good nice work man.

514 | Nofixio says:

Whoo, 516th post. That's the one that everybody reads!

515 | Prowlaz says:

I firgured id pay my respects considering i am i well known bungie.net goer.... so...that was funny by the way... i really liked the snow angel...

516 | jerstud56 says:

nice story. woot number 518 lmao

517 | spherex_maniac says:

funny story even the pics are awsome good job

518 | Bogner1 says:

NICE. 520 man

519 | Grunt veteran says:

THAT`S Weird!

520 | m4g1k says:

clever...heh...522 >_<

521 | BIGmike21 says:

Excellent Job mrsmiley, I know your tired of reading about making a sequel and these comments have gone on forever, but hey if the public wants more then it would be great if you gave them a few more and see how it goes by the way if it gets big maybe you can make some $, hehe
~peace~
BIGmike21
P.S post number 5~21~ WOOT!!!

522 | Wetnose says:

Woot 524th post...=P like Bigmike21 just said im sure youve heard this so many times but ha that was awesome =P i have like all the master cheiefs that are currently on the market. i could set up so many scenes with more than 6 MC's lol.

523 | Lord of the Mind says:

hahahhaha very funny but did he eat with his helmet on?

524 | Cornholyo says:

That was gay. Plus that lady looked retarted not hot. relly that was probably you, you gay homo.

525 | P. Rok says:

that NY chick was hot. that ring chief got her from Tiffany's looks EXACTLY the same as the one I got my fiancee from Charm Diamond Center (I am from Canada). good job, and the sequel (E3 adventure was great too!!) MORE HOT CHICKS!!!

526 | Jerrycom42 says:

NICE!!!! too bad you had to take off that pic though :( I love the E3 one too keep up the good work

527 | lazymonkey60 says:

thats cool and funny cain't wait for another one

528 | Deathfromonhigh says:

yes, well...... it would seem that one has a lot of time on one's hands............ indeed.......... burp!!

529 | sam martinez says:

man, the chief got laid and the dude didnt....so sad :'(

530 | blakerooks says:

wow there are a lot of feedback. I wonder what the kids would look like. Pretty screwed up if you asked me.

531 | D3LuX 247 says:

wow that was hilarious....but i didnt see the bedroom pic that everyone was talking about? what happened to it?

532 | The Jedi Hunter says:

WTF. Seireusly. WTF. Good story but........ its STRANGE. Yes. Strange.

533 | hazode says:

OMG i wish i had a mc figure cos im in uk and i dont think they have them here i loved the cartoon thingy and what was that bedroom scene that everybody is talkin about

534 | masterkeith1620 says:

I didn't read it.

535 | zeropoo says:

so damn stupid

536 | Gary Su says:

WOW

537 | Glurtch says:

I'm just going to go ahead and wear his pants.

538 | Dark Knight 137 says:

looks like MC is having a good time

539 | angrytamato says:

that trip was FRIGGIN AWESOME. wish i got go to new york with masterchief

540 | Mc for life and ever after 6498 says:

Finally our covenant and flood fighting hero get's a well earned rest from saving the earth...(cool sketch!!!(it rocks(am i pretty?(this is cool))))

541 | xULTIMAT3xRAP3x says:

Damn that was AWESOME = )
MASTER CHIEF IS A PIMP!!!
Keep these COMING!!!

542 | OMAR says:

545 KEEP IT PIMPIN MC!

543 | lacacaqueteataca says:

nice chick that masterchief found hope he sends some advice about how to find a chick like that both are awesome man

544 | jake says:

its sad to see him go...but they have to grow upsome time [crying and blowing nose]

545 | Spartan XIII says:

that was a lush story with some really funny pix. i hope there are more stories to come. Way to go!!!

546 | Tokyan24 says:

yay look at them........she looks like the type of girl who wouldn't mind an absolute...lol....uh oh.... looks like master chief is gonna have to drive home.......lmao!

547 | mc8 says:

he looked like a good friend, but now he just has to go. o and nice pics, it looked fun :)

548 | Master Chief says:

It so easy to get the babes up in NY

549 | SST says:

Master Chief didnt even need a tank to pick up chicks....

550 | Gabriel says:

LOL

551 | another crazed halo fan says:

has anyone seen what #546 wrote? I mean that was f**k**g long. oh well. I read the new one already. Did MC get divorced or something when he came back? I mean........ zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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552 | nutty professor says:

I wonder did mr.smily pay the girl
to do all that stuff.

553 | Curtizzle says:

Master Chiefis BIG PIMPIN

554 | black asassin9 says:

idk i just was lookin and found this so i looked in it and from the posting and comments it looks lyk ur a big pimp

555 | someone says:

What about a picture that was
taken out? *shrugs*
Funny. Very funny.
Would be funnier...
But girls have cotties!
EEEEEEEEEEWW!!!
;) Creative, orignal,
funny.
But what if it was a alien that
went with Mr. Smiley? ...
*shudders*

556 | jeraldo says:

I just want to know how that hot chick fell in love with the MC. Cortana will kill her.

PS, Tony Cortina is the best halo player in the world and you guys stink wait... Russell too

557 | - ickN says:

weird story.

558 | brek yoself foo says:

that was stupid

559 | gertrude says:

okay, I liked the other ones more but hey, its decently cool dude

560 | chicken pie says:

what is wrong with you.
it was funny but incredably stupid.
you must have a lot of free time on your hands

561 | zen says:

witeassassin rules at halo2

562 | Turok says:

WHO THE HECK IS WITEASSASSIN!?!?!?!?

563 | dooomeddddddd says:

wat the heeck ????????

564 | bengal101 says:

dude yeah u should tour ur own mc

565 | Elena says:

I haven't gotten much these days. done ,

566 | Merry says:

a for haven't while. I done much gotten ,

567 | Ludie says:

a feel goes. but it complete so like blank, I ,

568 | Ludie says: