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• 55. Five Foot Assassin { September 02, 2004 }

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1 | Elite3000 says:

Wow this comic explains everything!

2 | Wannabe Sgt. Johnson says:

I HATE it when they do that. Grunts are so damn cheap, espaecially the spec ops versions. Spec ops elites too, not only are they the only Elites that throw grenades, but they throw 'em good. Anyways, great comic and a hillarious title-to-comic tie-in. I wouldn't call 'em assasins since they scream so much (which hurts my ears) but they're sneaky little bastards, they are. oh and, um, lets not forget about the chief.....*cough*

3 | Wannabe Sgt. Johnson says:

BTW, are the darts in the grunts eyes, 'cuz 1.oww, and 2.since when did Baby MC have good aim? We've seen him shoot before and.......you know.....

4 | Patrick says:

So that was the dangerous creature aboard the covenant ship. Pretty funny that the lowest ranking covenant soldier can easily take out mister chief

5 | Xerro says:

Poor Grunt. It's not going to get the darts out of it's eyes in a hurry. Well at least not without pulling his eyes out of the sockets. Is this one of those comics which builds up to the next one?

6 | mrsmiley says:

Yes.

7 | Sargeant_Big says:

And then there's the shoulderheld fuel rod guns they tend to carry... that can be annoying, too...

8 | ash the psycho bunny says:

oh how embarassing *sniggers* *bursts out laughing*

oh great comic gruntsbane *snigger*

9 | anoymonus says:

at least mister cheif ran off and didint take baby mc with him

10 | fargan says:

stupid grunts, I hate them, at least they don't throw very fast
10th post
no wooo

11 | Kanman-075 says:

Like i said last week, I never liked the Mister Chief. So i didn't really care what just happened to him. Good artwork Gruntsbane, keep up the good work!

12 | Random Elite says:

MisterChief was rubbish,at least hes out of the way.You know how Grunts run back to their freinds when a Plasma Grenade is stuck to them, some Elites and Jackels do that,usally minor ranks.And some Grunts stay still and try to get the PG of their heads.

13 | Vigoorian says:

Uh-oh, this looks like bad news for Baby Chief! What will be his fate in the next strip?! DUN DUN DUN... DUN DUN DUN DUN...

14 | Dr. Doom says:

THESE COMICS ARE AWSOME!! You know what will be even cooler??? A HALOBABIES MOVIE OF COURSE! BASED ON THESE VERY COMICS!! What do you say guys?

15 | Curious Grunt says:

Uh-oh, does this mean game-over for the Baby Chief? *GROWS BIG PUPPY EYES & A REALLY SAD FACE*

16 | _-Mattrix-_ says:

Lol stupid grunt.... they are little panzys!.... i wonder if that Spec-Ops (what me and my friends call the black colored elites and grunts) Grunt will rencarnate himself? lol stupid grunts.. thining that the can be recarnated..... Quotes a random grunt "NOT AGAIN!"

17 | Lasa 'Purudee says:

Great perspective here, especially in the first and second panel! Good job again!

18 | Oraclees says:

It kinda looks like that grunts eyes are wobbling around in thier sockets. *BOING*

19 | evil guinea pig says:

hahahahahaha! that was one of the best comics i've ever seen on halo babies! Gruntsbane, i don't know how you do it.

20 | Darth Vader with Elite Sword says:

LOL FUNNY SH*T! MISTER CHIEF AFRAID OF GRUNTS!!??!!!^^o_o
ILL BET ILL POOP ITS PANTS FULL WHEN HE SEES A HUNTER^^

21 | Fred-104 says:

Told ya'll it was a grunt. Anyway that was FUNNY. Keep it up guys.

22 | Spartan Chick says:

Ha Ha, nice comic Gruntsbane. I don't think Grunts should even have permission to carry grenades. I mean what kind of dumb@$$ elite would let the Grunts have grenades.

23 | Yayap and Zuka says:

ok... now nerf darts can kill grunts too... what are they selling to children these days?! lol!!

24 | wort wort wort says:

what sux about spec ops elites is that they have five grnades instead of four, awesome comic

25 | canadian_sniper_god says:

Hey. Spec op grunts in Halo Babies would probably use those Nerf ball launchers lol. Good comic mr. smiley. Keep up the good work. A cameo by mister chief is something I never would've suspected in the past few comics.

26 | canadian_sniper_god says:

Oops. Forgot to give some recognition to Gruntsbane.

27 | mrsmiley says:

That tends to happen. Gruntsbane is the artist! =)

28 | Armyofone says:

the raw execution of a grunt throwing a grenade;sooo sort that you never see 'em till it's too late hahahahaha!(poor grunty,getting his eyes shot out)

29 | George Bush says:

I bet he has an over-shield...

30 | Nathan (not to be confused with Nathan) says:

Dr. doom: there was actually a halo babies SERIES at one time (although it was less like halo and more like teletubbies)

31 | David says:

hmm...well at least something productive occured in this strip. Maybe Mister Cheif will respawn as a GOOD looking spartan, and not a crappy toddler crayon drawing?

32 | Gruntsbane says:

Ooh, thats a good idea, David. Luckily (as Gandalf would say) I have a better use for him. ;)

33 | Ultimate Alma says:

Well this doesn't look good. In honor of Mister Chief, I made up a song for him. It goes out like this: "Your a mean one, Mister Chief, you really are some grief, you're TKFT who shoots poor old bunnies, Mister chiiiEEF! You have more waffles than a house of pancakes & hump little grunties to death, Mister ChiiiEEF! MISTER CHIIIEEF!!" (This song explains my hatred of Mister Chief)

34 | Hayate says:

Nice shot Baby Chief, you shall be honored as the new leader of the Mugen-Tenshin style.
HAIL TO THE CHIEF

35 | eagles eye 01 says:

dont worry guys, I BET YOU ALL THEY FIND SOME WAY TO HAVE THE MISTER CHIEF IN THE NEXT COMIC.

36 | Halo fan...natic says:

"I have a better use for him." eh?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...mmmmmmmmmmmmm...mmmmmmmmm........mmmmmmmm........m( Naw, just kidden...mabey.)

What can we infer from this? Hmmm...
Nothing...
OK, bye!

(Nice comic, by the way!)

37 | masterchief2 says:

hahaha! now that's nice!!! Ihate mister chief for the beginning and now he was killed by a stupid grunts! ha ha ! I said stupid grunt because in halo when U throw a grenade on him he ran out in front of an elite and kill him whit the grenade. Ha ha !! Oh and good work Gruntsbane. :)

38 | mechachief says:

hahaha that was funny, maybe misterchief will use the plasma- grenade-on-you-melee trick to survive

39 | Sgt. Johnson says:

Well, I'm out of plans...

40 | Black Guard says:

i think that (mister chief or cortana?) heard the covenant talking about a 'horrible creature' and that the were refering to master chief

41 | Beuzer 0 says:

Excellent one!!!

42 | gold_digger says:

i think this comic is ridiculous... not funny at all.. i think gruntsbane needs to get this eyes checked...

43 | Spart' 096 and Elite says:

Uh, I am curious about two things. One-Is the Mister Chief dead? and Two-How did the Grunt die? I didn't see any darts.
Otherwise, this was a great comic. Keep it up.

44 | Guest #9999999 says:

Chief, you coward! Get back here and fight!

Brave Grunts, cowardly Spartan spin-offs, and Master Chief actually landing a shot... wow.

45 | gardbad says:

dude when is the next one comming, I mean I thought they came out once a week, and it's been 7 days now

46 | Kevin (in disguise!)!oops says:

well let's say it's nighty night for dumb uncool chief-and a award for master landing 2 shots *GASP!*on a grunt. (hey! howd the grunt know WERE to throw?!?! dumb-yet annoying grunts are.

47 | The Random Guy says:

OOOOOOO I get it! I finally saw the plasma nade on his head and I was like "OOOOOOO I get it!" Wait I already said that...DARN IT!

48 | Omega ZX 100 says:

It says that pistol shots are explosive. Well maybe, the Darts EXPLODE! BLOWING THE GRUNTS HEAD OFF! Hmm, funny, wouldn't mister chiefs head be gone? I mean, the grenade WAS stuck to his face after all. (overshiled) Well, he's gone anyway

49 | Sam the Spartan says:

holy.... wow that was the funniest thing yet. (runs to store to gets NERF gun) i hate grunts, its fun to see them suffer.

50 | Suka 'Ramamee says:

GAGAW!! Dag, he's good. Trula, you are now head of sec-team Epsilon. Congrats.

51 | Doubl3 H3lix says:

what was that guy that posted 49th talking about?!?!

52 | Doubl3 H3lix says:

oops i meant 47th

53 | Masterchief evil says:

hahahaha burned by a grunt

54 | bungie says:

very funny grunt.

55 | sputinik says:

yo yo gruntsbane and mr smiley. yup im still re-reviewing old comics. good action pose when chief's shooting the dart gun

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57 | Ultra Elite says:

I like that colored Grunt!

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59 | Spartan-B292 "Tom" says:

I don't understand what this guy on top of my comment is saying. Whatever. This comic was FUNNY! However, I don't understand why thses Grunts (not just this comic) has different armor colors? Anyway, This comic it FUNNY! Keep up the good work!

P.S. I still don't get the guy on top of me...

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