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1 | nightmare says:

lmao that's pretty good, i like cortana's new look too
first post

2 | lt. mcmuffin says:

LMFAO that is funny
Second post w00t

3 | Elite Leader says:

ROFLMFAO that is REALLY funny Gruntsbane! you deserve a WORT!

4 | A-Dead-Grunt says:

Nice.

5 | A random mad halo fan says:

Great work!
Cortana's looking really good now!

6 | MechaRaum says:

LMaO! Tahts halarious! Great job!

7 | Kanman-075 says:

Good comic Gruntsbane! Great to have you back!

8 | Funkmon says:

Not bad. I like the new cortana, and it was funny.

9 | Spartan 67 says:

Heh, looking great Gruntsbane. Keep up the great work!

10 | S.O.G. says:

Very funny, Cortana's head is a little to elongated if you want some constuctive criticism.

11 | mr. mister says:

nice comic gruntsbane

12 | Mista_B says:

As I said before, that rawks. Poor Sarge...

And if it matters, w00t, 12th post!

13 | Jaxx says:

lol, nice one. :)

14 | Random Elite says:

lol. you gonna do the other cutsences?

how bout you do the one where the arbiter-to-be is about to be branded a heritic, but tartarus catches on fire from that hot stick-thing?

il see if i can think any more up...

15 | Spartan058-HaloGeeky says:

Nice very Nice!!!!!!!!!
I was LMAO when i saw that in the game! nice Cortana!

16 | Ryley217 says:

Really nice job done on this comic!!! That is so funny!

17 | godd says:

funny as helll, dude :P

18 | Spartan369 says:

aaw man..... I liked the old cortana better

19 | Elite3000 says:

LOL!!!!!!!Nice comic gruntsbane!!!!Cortana loooks awsome!!!!

20 | Yayap and Zuka says:

the new cortana frightens me...

21 | jecho419 says:

its really not that funny dude

22 | Sh4dowSn1p3r says:

Spammer...

anyhow i think u need to make the hair a bit longer cuz it looks wierd to me

23 | Wannabe Sgt. Johnson says:

just gonna make a post for this comic, then im gone.....um.....Cortana looks......older.....like she went from Halo Babies to Halo Young Adults.... I like the whole "you look nice" variant as compared to how it really happened.....why isn't Johnson in his Naval Suit for this scene?

24 | squattingb says:

good comic! lol, but cortana looks... tooo baby really. I mean, really too baby-ish at first when the pic was loading i only saw the top half of cortana, seriously looked like from a cartoon show like Pokemon or something, really weird. but haha, Silly Sarge, compliments are for girls! LOL!!!

25 | halofreek220 says:

nice dude do some more

26 | Falcon says:

On second thought, I'll keep the name Falcon.

Alright! A Halo 2 version of Cortana is here! I think that we all LOVE Cortana! These comics keep on getting better! Awesome job, Gruntsbane!

And, of course, the "you look nice" joke from the first level of Halo 2 was used in this strip. :)

27 | JustAGuy says:

Nice, but for some reason I thought that the MC was saying "Well, I uh..." I just realized that it's Sarge...which makes it funnier...

28 | Banditpersonage says:

I liked the old style Sarge/Cortana better... his ears are friggin huge! Cortana looks kind of not as worked on- if that makes any sense. Just thought I'd mention it...

29 | Elite3000 says:

I wonder if the battle rifle or any of the new weapons will be in the new comics.

30 | Yo says:

Yo

31 | tyty says:

yo??............and nice comic

32 | Eibe 'Niqaree says:

does anyone think the new cortana looks creepy? awesome comic Gruntsbane!

33 | Xerro says:

I have to agree with Eibe Niqaree and S.O.G. on this one she looks creepy and her head does look a little elongated. Still funny.

34 | Mr.GotBeans says:

Yeah, the head does look just a little off. I suggest making it either not as tall, or a little bit chubbier around the cheeks, and a mean JUST A TINY BIT.

35 | Ian says:

Cortana is kind of weird looking,and if cortana Thinks she's pretty in this comic shes sadly mistaken,uuuuuuugggggly!

36 | xxctlxx says:

i'd like'd the other cortana, she is hellva ugly.... i think her head is ummm streched alittle.. lol

37 | spartan087Kelly says:

hey thats funny lmao

38 | Reaper117 says:

CHIEF IS GAY! OH MY GOD, WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO!? AHHHHHH!

39 | some1 else says:

they did this in halo 2 when both sergant johnson and MC said thank you after cortana said that

40 | The Cheat says:

So that explains why Sgt. Johnson hugs the Elite in the end of Halo 1.

41 | Demongo says:

The Cheat, in case you didn't notice. When the elite and johnson hug, you did notice that the elite rubbed johnson's butt?

42 | ScootyPuffJr says:

Haha, clever. Great artwork.

43 | . says:

awosme

44 | JustAnotherHalofan says:

lol that ones pretty funny. its just like in the game when cortana says that to them great job

45 | soo_FUNNY says:

LOL thats freakin funny.......it as even funnier when i found that it was sarge saying it

46 | HaloFanatic says:

man cortana is HOT.

47 | eliteghost01 says:

AWWWWKWARRRD!

48 | Dark hunter 91 says:

man I hate when that happen when someone talking and you dont know if they are talking to you....I feel like a a$$ when that happens. Any ways good one and so true

49 | zero says:

hah! that was helarious

50 | Doubl3 H3lix says:

Great way 2 goof on the chief!!
Keep it UP YALL
WOOOT,50

51 | Invader says:

LOL!

52 | Zyrra says:

Late noob! Again opposite of first, ahahahaaa! Johnson you tool!

53 | Masterchief evil says:

cool

54 | bob says:

rad man thats like totally cool dude

55 | shithead says:

the shotty thang is... in halo2 cortana says the EXACT same yhing to sarge and cheif.... bagaaaaa

56 | halo god1111 says:

halo2 kicks ass

57 | Grunt says:

lol nice, that sarge cracks me up he gets stupider every comic.

58 | I says:

Cortana's a chick

59 | billybobjoe says says:

I like Cortana's new look.

60 | gruntsrawsim says:

they made cortana look rong again LOL dats dam hilaaarious.XD.maybe hes gay lol.XD

61 | TMANN1 says:

i love this web site it is soooooo cool yo haha they r so funny

62 | klaymanbill says:

yay

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