So I've been reading this site called Conservapedia and it is without doubt one of the worst things on the internet.

Every single article is poorly researched or fallacious or an outright lie. It is hilarious.

I don't know much about moral duties, but I think it's Immanuel Kant's moral duty to suck on a big ol' -blam!-!

So, while carving a peice of linoleum in my art class today (printmaking), I misjudged the amount of pressure I needed to carve out my image... a few carvings in, and I stab my hand, opposite side of the sheet, cutting my finger right down to the bone...

I got it bandaged up right now, hopefully won't need stitches. But I swear, I saw tissue in my finger that a normal person shouldn't be able to see, by any other cut.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Also, I saw today that there's both a Dragonforce and a Iron Maiden theme available for download on Xbox Live Marketplace, with each one costing 150 Microsoft Points. I go in to buy the Maiden theme, and find out I only have 120 points.

GOD-BLAM-ING DAMNIT

I remember printmaking in art class... and the constant reminders of the teacher about safety...

"Always, always, ALWAYS *stops student from stabbing themselves in the stomach with various tools* carve AWAY from yourself and keep hour hands BEHIND the tools... you don't want to meet the edge of your tile only to find your hand in the way..."

Ah Ms parry you were an awesome teacher...

I've got something to get off my chest....
...I've never owned a cell phone. REALLY!!!

So there ARE two of us on the planet that never had a cell. I don't want one, I get too many annoying calls as it is. If a provider is willing to pay me $500 a month to take a cellphone I will consider it.

I have 3..

I've owned 4..

I don't get called by anyone but ex boyfriends and work.
I think you'd be pretty safe there guys.

You gave your employer your cell phone number? Sucker. I always hid my phone on breaks from supervisors and never told them I had one.

It's kind of a requirement since I'm a casual worker, and I could always just not answer if I didn't want to talk to them.

I recall one time I had just finished working and I had the weekend to myself, then work called me, I kind of groaned and answered (kinda rudely) and they asked if I was available to go with some co-workers to an amusement park since some other lucky employees had dropped out. Mmm.. I still had to decline for some reason. I'd been there about 3 times already that year.