A Chief's gotta hang his helmet somewhere!

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1 | trex238 says:

Mmm, hash browns

2 | donut says:

Potatoes can be used as silencers... for the poor.
Do you want shrapnel with that?

3 | This Dude says:

LOL!!!! hahahahahaha nice o god i hate hashbrowns but hashbrownies... i wont get into thaT. NICE STRIP keep em comin

4 | Silver_Spartan says:

Ha ha, nice comic. The Chief is hilarious in the second panel!
-Silver

5 | Wannabe Master Sgt. Johnon says:

OOO!!! I want one!
wate, since when does Cortana have teeth?
and do you like hashbrows and breakfast food Gruntsbane, or were you just hungry when you made this? nice strip again, btw.

6 | Kritz says:

*blinks*

I think I dislike this one even more..

But they're still ok. (For the people who like to flame me for having an opinion)

It seemed too much like RvB's bird flu skit...

I'll hope next weeks comic will be good.

>> Kritz

7 | Turialim says:

Funny...
I like this 'cos I watch those shopping channel thigs all the time... HEY!!! I'm not sad.... ok maybe I am... slightly... alot!

8 | Switch 9 says:

Excellent! Chief really does look funny in the second panel!

9 | Light Kurita says:

Oh, do not be sad Kritz, It is just some of us want a HB strip that we can laugh at just as much as you do, be patient, I am sure GB and/or MrSmiley will make a strip for you in due time......Anysway, really funny again, I just love how these things always seem funny, whatever they are selling

10 | Crosso says:

No matter what situation cheif gets into he makes a fool of himself. and it amuses me aswell. good comic.

11 | spartan001 says:

LOL thats funny the chief like wasted cortana POTATO STYLE yeah thats great....yeah.......any ways nice comic gruntsbane and bring back the relic jokes man those were the best.

12 | the late Keyes(Captain)[rank does not matter in heaven] says:

HAHA, and a Fuel Rod Launcher cooks sausages, while the smg does the egg beating, the plasma pistol gives an instant fry. weapons turned into cooking untensils , WAHAHAHAHA! great one, and MC does look funny in 2nd panel.

13 | Zyrra says:

OMG! I want one!!! We at Maccas need a kitchen helper 4000 to make our hashies.
"One hash brown on order!"
"Make that two!"
"Double barrel hashies for register 3!"

lol 101 uses for shotties...this makes #1

14 | pregnant n proud says:

WOOT! 1 TRILLIONTH POST! YAY!

15 | Ralku777 says:

Lol, my Mom would want one of those.

16 | Noo-oo says:

OMG. Now I've seen it all..

...Potato Bukkake.

17 | mooching sack of death says:

*drooling*

18 | livingduckman says:

good comic

19 | Big Pink Elite says:

It's a potato gun! XD

MC is too funny and cute in the second panel.

20 | stwong baaad! says:

I love chief inn this strip

21 | Spartan-055 Pete says:

Dude where can I get one of those!
Nice comic

22 | sparkie says:

For some reason, Cortana looks scary in those first two panels. Gehehe that's funny though. XD Good job GB.

23 | Lt.Hawk says:

lol! I knew a shot gun was usefull, but breakfast xD
Anywayz great comic and mail me a Kitchen Helper 4000!

24 | PlasmaFire3000 says:

I agree with sparkie...Cortana does look like a crazed marketing icon. Ugh...

Oh, and we welcome back the lottery cannon!

25 | Inpa 'Najomee says:

I would pay $20.99 for that... It probably would work better then the m90 I found on a dead spartan the other day. stupid host advantage...

26 | Lovable Werewolf says:

ooh! must have...I love hashbrowns :D

27 | chunky monkey says:

OMG that was so friggin' funny . And i do like to cook

28 | bubbleboy says:

hahahahhahaha good one!

29 | firehawk12 says:

LOL very funny
do you want shrapnel with that!!!
lol:)

30 | Lord_Halo99 says:

thats a good question

31 | Joey says:

Nice, funny cartoon. MC really looks like hes trying to hard to be surprised in 2nd panel. Good work, keep it up XD

32 | xenomorph64 says:

hahaha... if you cock it.....

33 | Youknowwhat says:

YOu know what your cortana art is lacking? well I think cortana could use a bigger 'chest' area...if you get my drift.

I mean she has it in the game! why not the comic aswell?

34 | LegendaryThunder says:

Leave it to MC to get trigger happy.

Nice one, I like the way cortana looks with the potato.

35 | Knate says:

Ever read the name of the comic, Youknowwhat?

Nice strip this week you guys. Keep up the good work.

36 | fartinspartin says:

very nice. I gotta get me one of those.

keep up the GREAT work!!!

37 | ICEWaGoN117 says:

dude that wuz funny unlike your arbyter joke that suked. like vacuums.

38 | Java says:

LMAO! I want one! I love cooking and that would be GREAT! My family has a specialy recipe that whoever tries it automatically wants more! No, there is no crack in it. We put the crack in my sister's crack cookies. xD It's wicked good and sounds strange if you describe it!

39 | Spartan-107 says:

Cortana sort of has a scary look the 2nd panel.

40 | Cipher says:

This is pretty good. I did enjoy...but I avoid the shopping channels. Infomercials really ruin TV.
Actually, I think it would be pretty cool for another story arc to show up here. jokes are great, but stories somehow make them better. I mean, what could be better then #44!..right?

41 | Someone you shouldnt talk to says:

I like how it makes fun of those dumb 40 hour ads. I really like how joel manadged to make the quote "fake supprise look" unquote. What it really reminded me of is either that stupid magic bullet ad thingy or that slow cooker with the slogan "SET IT AND FORGET IT!"

42 | t3H DudE says:

haha

That gave me a nice laugh to finish off my day.

43 | TerminusEst13 says:

Cortana gets owned for once. Nice.

44 | Eibe 'Niqaree says:

nuts... I'm hungry

45 | Me&MyShotgunBob says:

I like the way MC looks through out the comic (but the fake suprise is the best one), but Cortana looks a little scary, and her face in the last panel will keep me up at night. "Blows dinner to smitheerens. Regular price 349.99
Our Price 20.99."
I think HaloBabies signed a deal with Arbies cause I'm sure they make hashbrowns (or something that looks like hashbrowns anyway.)

46 | tronic2005 says:

the last three panels play out like a one of mc's home pornos. the adventorous mc journeys deep in to the amazon to handle the anaconda. he then is unfazed by the fact he's jiz all over his lovely partner. SKEET SKEET

47 | Balefire 1 says:

Wow, the chief's expression in the second panel is priceless!

48 | The Arbitress says:

If you do it just right, you can barbecue and grill steaks with grenades.

49 | Puff-Cloud says:

I wonder if Waffle House could make any use for this?

50 | Fushiigi Udon says:

I think Youknowwhat is waiting for "HaloTeenies" to come out..

51 | Loknar64 says:

Hehe I hade hash browns for dinner last night.
A twenty dollar shotgun! Holy crap!

52 | pop pppppppp says:

take a look at cortana's body in first panel, looks like a happy person's head upside down.

do hashbrowns really looks like pieces of worms?

53 | Drizzit says:

Yesh. At least in some people's minds the hash browns look like worms. That makes me think of cooked hunters...

54 | Thraxon says:

LoL! Cotana has teeth?

55 | P4nd4m0n1um says:

Why should Cortana have no teeth ? You could also ask , why she is a SHE ....thats a very interesting question...but who cares ?? The comic is cool ^^

PS: I hate teleshopping

56 | mitch says:

lolololololololololololololololololol

57 | rubber-duckie says:

Nice comic, but strange; Cortana can pick-up stuff even though she is hologram (Holograms can't pick-up any form of matter) & hashbrowns can stick to her? Odd, is she really a hologram, or something much weirder... Anyhow, that silly MC does realize that there is a safety for the shotgun doesn't he? Peel carrots, de-husk corn, the Kitchen Helper 4000 can really do all that?? $20.99 is a real steal but I don't believe it's something for the children though-:P

58 | halomasta says:

LOL! Great comic! Those hashbrowns look a little small don't they? lol

59 | msgundam2 says:

at the wisk of sounding parverted wares the boobs. in the halo game cortana had boobs

60 | Chode monger ( xbox live name) says:

funy funy funy

61 | Armyofone says:

looks like MC's got a future career on his hands...well you know when he gets old and has lost the majority of his body fighting the covenant, but not much to say about Cortana's future...any ideas?

62 | spartan_112 says:

lol ^^ mc's job at the end of halo 3 XD

63 | Ezoroth says:

Don't you hate it when your gun goes off prematurely and without warning, especially in some chick's face? LOL!

64 | ytdkry says:

nice comic good thing cortyanas a hologram or shed be dead ps way back in the comic were misterchief dies and he combiens the armor to creat the mark6 he should have created a mark 10 not 6 5+5=10 im right but then agian how wiould u uv know what it looked like either way good comic keep um coming...OR ELSE!!!!!!

65 | Knate says:

"P4nd4m0n1um says:

Why should Cortana have no teeth ? You could also ask , why she is a SHE ....thats a very interesting question...but who cares ??"

Cortana is a "she" because she was created to look like a young Dr. Halsey, who came up with the SPARTAN program... And I'm pretty sure Dr. Halsey has teeth as well >.>

66 | HaloNemesis says:

(Catches breath after laughing)

Oh, Cortana looks like she needs a hug in the last panel. And MC cracks me up in this.Way to go!

67 | evil guinea pig says:

good comic, but it looks like her nose would fit better on a skull

68 | xHaloFreakx says:

LOL thats funny even though i dont like hashbrowns.

69 | Drew says:

Nice comic man! Can I snag that off Ebay?

70 | Theta says:

Say! I could use one of those! Good one as usual! seriously though, hash browns sound really good. (mouth waters.)

71 | LT.starkiller says:

ha,ha,ha,ha,funny I think i craped myself laughing

72 | sniper01 says:

Fricken retarded

[Gruntsbane] Watch the language, guy.

73 | HaloGod says:

nice

74 | xxctlxx says:

.... isnt cortana a hologram? lol

75 | ANUBIS359.....gamertag says:

great comic but weres the new Halo 2 weapons

76 | I'm just a guest says:

Neato! pretty nifty gizmo ya got there. How much you want for it?
Excellent comic! lolololololololol!

77 | Yayap and Zuka says:

Cortana is starting to creep me out... Again. (Almost missed this comic!)

78 | Donald Trumph in Mark 6 says:

dude, nice job GB
lol, nice touch with the "perfect for any mess hall" blurb on the side bar
I need me one of those, although they don't let me carry weapons into my own home

79 | Alias says:

I wish I had one of those...
I mean, i dont make hashbrowns, but it would be pretty useful for mashed potatoes too... and tenderizing steak..

80 | sausages says:

Hey...

Is it just me, or does Cortana look demonic in the first two panels?

I dunno...

Just throwin it out there...

81 | MasterCap'n says:

Master cheif was so excited!

82 | Arbitress says:

lol thats funny!

83 | The Commander says:

On multiplayer I make hashbrown out of EVERYBODY with the kitchen helper 4000! I still like 2 make Boloney slices with da sword better. E-mail me grunts bane, I have some great ideas!!!!!!!

84 | ash says:

totally awsome , where do i get 1

85 | icewagon3000 says:

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86 | master geek says:

rubber-dukie, its not like holograms can't be solid in ways. look at the scene from halo 2 where you fight the heretic leader.
of course this is a very arguable theory...

nice, gruntsbane!

87 | Eliteghost01 says:

DUUUUUUUUDE!!!! What channel is the home shopping network?!?!?!

88 | shorty says:

Maybe i should mention here that Caulk is what you do to a gun,
Cock is what you do IT with.

89 | Gordon says:

Cortana's boobies are flat. :| Why would you do this to me?

90 | Mooser says:

also they are suppose to be babies right? she wouldnt have boobies. Don't get me wrong, I like boobies :D, just they have to be real and stuff lol

91 | Ruhiel says:

MC in 2nd panel XD. Those things scare me though... they act just a little TOO happy....

92 | Prophet you should Regret says:

Better than diapers it will feed my army LOL

93 | bungie says:

boomstick=1 potato= hashbrowns love it!!!!!!!!

94 | Masterchief evil says:

lollollol

95 | mohammad says:

hi
iam very happy
hehehehehehehe