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1 | TheCheif says:

How many times has this happened to me? 134, approximatly. ;)

2 | hunterkilla says:

maines shout but u c no grenade until....BOOOOM. Half ur life gone. Who needs marines?

3 | vila azn(asian) resistance legion air! says:

this happened before,my friend was playing the snow stage and he was in the warthog and he went on a rock ramp and got stuck beteewn two trees and when he was stuck and couldn't get out,a marine shouted "fire in the hole" and blew us up and killed us for no good reason,funny huh? hunterkilla was right, who needs marines,just shoot them and get their ammo, ya copy?!

4 | vila azn(asian) resistance legion air! says:

grenades and roketlounchers are evil!!!!!!! the warthog it took the whole warthog!!!!!!!!! i was going to the warthog near the cliff and then boom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!it fell off and i died and hit a marine and blew him up by accident cause i therw a grenade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5 | Stroh says:

marines r good for one thing. firerin the laag in single player campaign

6 | Rinon says:

OMFG I hate when that happens. BOOOOOOOOOOMMM!! Ooops, my bad. ARGH! I shot that guy in the head after that.

7 | Some one important says:

This happens quite often at the beginning of Silent Cartographer. The spot with the rocks and a couple elites. One times i got hit by two grenades at once. You should've heard the elites laugh.

8 | someone you sholdnt talk to says:

Personally, i HATE it when a marine gets into a ghost and runs you OVER!!!!! Man, thats happened to me like, 70000000000 times!!!!!!

9 | Yayap and Zuka says:

Yayap: they need more training
Zuka: like you

10 | mike says:

i was playing level 4 silent cartographer i got off the dropship i rushed the elite and before i knew it a marine had thrown a frag beside at that point the only thing i was thinking was WTF!

11 | Masta TJ says:

This happened to me like about 117,345,568,760 times.

12 | Madee says:

It happened to me two times in a row.. Theese guys just never seem to learn...

13 | Suka 'Ramamee says:

I've seen humans do this. It's really, as they put it, 'a kick in the pants', or something. At least it seems funny, until it happens to you. I managed to tear off my helmet in time, but my best grunt Gagaw didn't.

14 | Xerro says:

This has happened to everyone a million times. I prefer it when the grunts throw there grenades on to the elites back. stupid grunts.

15 | Cpt. Keyes says:

Have you ever been with an insane marine who keeps running you over for no reason? My Dad tried running over the ghost with his own to save me... but I just get run over by him as well.

16 | Halochicka116 says:

Marines usually dont do that to me that often.Probably because i dont kill them for ammo like most ppl do. I never kill anyone in my squad, even if their frag grenade is a tad bit of course.

17 | Nathan says:

Same here! ther are my FRIENDS...Owwwww!what was that for you dumbass

18 | eliteghost01 says:

When my friend and I play Halo co-op he becomes the official marine killer. I go to fight a covie and the next thing i know half of the marines are dead! He uses stupid excuses like :"I needed more ammo, i was running out" or "oops! He was in my way!" or even "Dude, I can't help it. I have an urge...". It makes me sick!!!!

19 | hunterkilla says:

I was just playing Halo and on Truth and Reconciliation a grunt threw a grenade onto a marine in front of me and OMFG he came at me and blew up taking me with him. What woz worse is that it woz over a pile of plasma grenades and every marine died. Did i have pity on them. NOOO I DIDN'T.

20 | FUELRODGUN says:

HUMANS STRANGE. NO WONDER WE WIPING THEM OUT.

21 | Needler says:

Heh heh! That has never happened to me :P. The problem with Marines, in my opinion is that they are stupid, yes, but stupid in that in stead of firing and manouvering, they stand and shoot and die. Me, I'm smart, I stay with the group and wait till they're all mowed down before I venture to the front. You gotta use your head if you don't wanna get dead.

22 | Brandon says:

Dumb marine blows me up with gernade, hurts friend, I respawn, he blows us both up with ANOTHER gernade. Happy grunts...

23 | Huntersitter says:

WHO NEEDS MARINE LIKE HKILLA SAY?
WHY NOT ELITES OR HUNTERS EN DE HOLE COVENANT TROOPS.
I WAS 1NCE PLAYNG HALO LV HALO EN I SPARED A GRUNT HE WAS RUNNING(OH THE POOR THING) EN A MARINE KILLT HIM.END TO AVENGE HIS DEATH I KILL AAL THOSE MOTHERF*****G MARINS. WELL TIP OF DE DAY: NEVER SHOOT LITTLE PEOPLE OR YOU MAY BE SHOT BY ME

24 | Isna Noselee says:

Hmmm, no wonder why we kill humans.

25 | Newfoundlander 1988 says:

Oh man, i remember the time a grunt placed a plasma grenade on the warthog i got out but they wouldn't leave the thing until i did.... i really wanna have a word with the guy who trained these guys to evac

26 | halo boi says:

stupid marine
AIM AT COVIES NEXT TIME!

27 | Grunty says:

FUELRODGUN u cool.no one hurt grunts no more I freindly...except when those @$$wipe marines shoot me or my friends.

28 | mendoza says:

if u look REAL hard on the part where the chief says "over there"
you might see 'chiefs face'it looks like gruntsbane put easter eggs in his comics

29 | Death Vomit says:

*Shiver* This happens to me a lot atleast after I blow them up a couple of times.. . . go pants

30 | Vasheeth says:

KABOOM!
"OWWW WTF!"
"sorry!"
BANG
"take that you team killing fuk tard"

31 | Riddick says:

"FIRE IN THE HOLE"
"WAIT! STOP!! DON'T-"
*BOOM!*
"OWWIE!!"
"My bad,"
*BANG!*
"Thanks for the ammo!"

32 | Qloos says:

You're all wrong, marines are great for single player. (unless you're not playing legendary.) Great distractions so you can shoot those rushing elites yourself.

33 | Kain says:

Marines are good for human shields, and ammo. Thats pretty much it. Mmm...human shields and ammo...

34 | GruntyTrev says:

no human marines are good for help and stuff, i mean i use for help!

35 | Grunt-Boi says:

he's got a point, on legendary, you are gonna need a GUNNER & PASSENGER for the WARTHOG!
am i right?

36 | GruntyTrev says:

yah it is really annoying when the marines hit me with a ghost, but the solution is that before the marine gets in the ghost, throw agrenade on the ghost so it will blow and flip the ghost.

37 | DJ Blizzard says:

i hate marines, plain and simple, but i let them live.... i mean, of you were actually out there would you shoot them? i think not, they are your teammates for the mission and you need as little casualties as possible. Of course i accidentally run over them every now and then and take their ammo, but other than that i let them live.

38 | michael.t says:

i hate the marines i let them live for a while and then on the 5th level aotcr i drive by them to get them to jump off the cliff for amusement since they tend to shoot me with sniper

39 | SPARTAN 067 says:

I hate those pesky marines. They always throw grenades right in front of you and then BOOM youre dead. One time a marine did that and i got so mad i killed all the marines and took their ammo. I usually kill the marines for the ammo anyway but never kill more than 3...

40 | The_Man says:

Well i 4 1 get sick of it, run over, shot, blown 2 the sh!t house, a AI that learns will be my MC in shiny armour. (Thats a new saying!) But when it does happen to them they act all innocent and "Do I owe you money?"
No, just a MEDI KIT!

41 | 2IC of the E.S.C. says:

This has never ever happened to me because i pay attention to whats going on

42 | yayap says:

i hate humans! this is why we kill human mariens hey dumb but i freindly i nevver kill nobody!

43 | some guy says:

I hate it when they take your health half way down say sorry then shoot you in the back to deatch and then say my bad omg have you ever been on foot while they are in ghost in aotcr? Jeez.

44 | Fenix Xerro says:

i once played co-op in AotCR. i was run over by a marine in a Ghost. I respawned RIGHT next to my partner who was coincidentally in the way of a certain marine in a ghost... SQUISH!!!

45 | Me&My Shotgun Bob says:

That only happened tome once on Xbox,however, n Halo PC That happens to me all the time! Marines are useful when you are in vechiles and They are actually pretty good on 343 GS. I never kill my marines on purpose, except for this one time when I was trying to do a warthog jump.

46 | Huki 'Unamee says:

Ok, I prefer to let them live but, I am not a BAD example to the Grunts (BE MY FRIEND!No body gaurd!)But I do Agree with Me&My Shotgun Bob.

47 | Yayap says:

hunterkilla-INEEDMARINES!!!

they're fun to kill!

one time, i accidentally rolled over 3 ODST's at once, and the marines were blastin' my until i blew 'em up w/ the scorpion's main gun.

so, the bullets are those odd sucker arrow thingies, and grenades are...

water balloons?

48 | Morpheus says:

Y'know,everybody in their previous comments are completley right. The marines are more of a threat to me on easy than the Flood, Covies and Sentinals on Legendary combined! "Grenade!" No grenade, or I turn around and hear the screams of all the marines(FROM HIS FRIGGIN GRENADE!) Silence, then I get blown up by what? THAT'S RIGHT A FRAG!!!!

49 | Engineers says:

... No wonder no redshirts made it off POA ... :(

50 | nOOb of nOObs says:

They do that to me alot. BTW: wOOt 50 post

51 | L33tNinj4Squirr3l says:

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! BOOOOOOOOOOOOM! SQUISH! DIE!!!
I no like t3h Marines. I "remove" t3h problem. *heeheeheehee*

52 | The Grunt says:

i hate them marines. i was hit by one of their friggin grenades. i just threw back a plasma grenade and he ran towards the rest and the rest all died. Mua ha ha ha ha!

53 | Nick-118 says:

Yeah ... marines are useful in a lot of ways... most morons kill them for fun, which i hate. There humans, im sure if you were in the middle of a battle for your life, and your ally throws a grenade to help you, your not going to shoot them in the face.

but you have the retards at home going "DURRRR i wanna see stuff die DURRRRR" and kill their allies.

of course marines screw up, there AI. Give em a brake.

whoever kills marines is a child. thats all there is to it.

54 | tron2005 says:

my butts on fire. BOOM!

55 | Noob-killer says:

AI players can be noobs too thats why i NEVER run out of ammo

56 | Slayer says:

yea some peeps they talk about not bein noobs and what are they noobs,and the marines thing well they take the biskit they are sooooo dumb

57 | Slayer says:

good for ammo and that bout it really

58 | chicken wigger says:

that was a lil stupid

59 | spartan C0D13 says:

whenever a marine throws a frag beside me i just take out my pistol and shoot him in every one of his limbs until he dies . it gets rid of my anger and lets me have fun

60 | the great pie says:

OMFG how can you people live with yourselves? the say such cool and heartless stuff. besides, marine snipers are great. and when was the last time you killed the shotgun marines on 343 guilty spark? probably never, because they're so damn good! Marines are good shots, witty, and in halo 2, indenspible!!! you all complain WAAA! A MARINE KILLED ME! probably because you all play on easy so you can run up to the enemy and melee them to death and get blown up by a well placed grenade.

61 | Orna 'Fulsamee says:

Huki 'Unamee your a disgrace to the covenant!

62 | orna_fulsamee says:

omg! you ppl shoot your own men! how could you do such a thing after all they might come in handy for later as i always need them on heroic mode...(heroic is the hardest thing i go up to)

63 | Masterchief evil says:

heroic mode is the hardest i go up to aswel but the marines suck man. they're only worth it in legendary

64 | Xopha says:

Speaking of friendly fire,
I was playing halo 2 once and i threw a plasma grenade at a Grunt and he started running around and came quite close to one of his Elite team-mates,but the Elite didn't want to die so he shot the grunt,so I killed him for betraying his team,not that I do it or anything!
*shifty eyes*......

65 | Slade8 says:

Lol! Reminds me of the time a marine REPEATEDLY killed me with a grenade.