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08. Daredevil { September 12, 2003 }

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1 | Kitten says:

Yeah! WHO HOOO! That would be awsome if they did show that on HBO! WHOO HOO!

2 | Seiran Thunder says:

I've managed to trick Elites into running over their own guys, but I've never seen anything as funny as this!

3 | space cow says:

Now thats somthing ive gotta try.

4 | KIA Grunt says:

I can imagine him getting all those beyyocths under his command! LOL

5 | Rinon says:

One word. Pain.

6 | xander says:

i've printed this piece of work its genius.

7 | someone you shouldnt talk to says:

The ghost stalling at the edge of the ramp. imagine that.

8 | Masta TJ says:

The same thing happened to me, but I shot the elite & ruined everything.

9 | Zuka 'Ranamee says:

WORT WORT WORT!!! My cousin Isna tried this. The guys under the shields couldn't hold them. His Ghost got a new paint job...

10 | Major Payne says:

make sure to go slow over the ramp, don't want to spare the little dudes now do we

11 | Dragoon says:

i think the jackals are planning to jump out of the way right before he hits the ramp and *splat goes the grunties*, need i say more...

12 | WARTHOG FREAK says:

IF THEY USED A WARTOHG IT WOULD BE MORE FUNNY ;)

13 | Sandwich Grunt says:

actually, i've tried useing a ghost to run over grunts, there too short......which is okay right? we love the little guys RIGHT?!! *pumps shotgun*

14 | Xerro says:

Hey the best way to kill a grunt is on Two betrayals just nudge 'em off the edge of that massive drop with your banshee when they're in the shades, and then fall down next to them and listen to them scream.

15 | Halochicka says:

LMAO! i love doing that. they scream so funny!

16 | Xerro says:

Its weird when the grunts are falling that they sometimes scream out "NOT AGAIN!!!" when did it happen before, and how did they survive?

17 | JOHN says:

So true, my friend and I hear that alot.

18 | Cpt. Keyes says:

Yeah. I love it when you throw a plasma grenade at a grunt, ("not again!")runs to his friends and blows em' up

19 | HaloChicka116 says:

Its even funnier when they say "I have a wife and children!" that always makes me unload a few extra rounds into the suckers

20 | Kameron says:

This one is one of my favorites, the first time I saw it, me and my friend Jesse were cracking up really hard!!!

21 | eliteghost01 says:

LOL!!! This is so funny! I could just imagine... just as the ghost reaches the ramp, The MC rolls a M9-HE DP frag grenade under the jackals. The grenade goes boom killing the jackals and the elite and sends the ghost forward decapitating all. the grunts. LO Fricken L!

22 | BlueCheif says:

I have done that before, except that there were'nt grunts and like only three jackles..... but instead of jumping up i just hit all of them!!! LOL!

23 | Psyco_Jackel says:

make the ramp into a wall at the last second (elite runs into wall of sheilds) wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bang, just another way to kill an elite.

24 | MJOLNIR117 says:

Wait a minute! I thought sandwich Grunt was a Covie Grunt! If he is then how did he get ahold of a shotgun and why is he threatening to kill his own kind?

25 | MJOLNIR SPARTAN 158 says:

Who would volunteer to do that? i know i wouldnt.

26 | Danny says:

Betcha $50 that the frieghten grunt gonna get squashed.

27 | FuELRoDgUn says:

you're on

28 | senor commento says:

I heard Grunts say "not again" because the covenant believe in reincarnation. Or maybe grunts respawn too...

grunts rock. they didn't ask for this war and now they're giving their lives to do the prophets bidding. When they beg for their lives, I give it too them. unless they start shooting again.

29 | SniperUnstopable says:

Kill everything in sight counting dumb ol grunts. Whos with me?

30 | Huntersitter says:

NEXT STUNT RUNNING IN A FIELD FULL WITH PLASMA GRENADES EN GRENADES WITH AN XPLOSIF FUEL ROAD GUN. (A GRUNT GODDA DO WAT A GRUNT GOTTA DO)

31 | Duh, I dunno know! says:

LOL!

32 | Isna Noselee says:

Its like Jackass, covenant style.

33 | Newfoundlander 1988 says:

i know something just as fun as that..... plant a plasma grenade on their butt then run for cover.... the little guys never see it coming...

34 | Man with an MA5B and an attitude says:

If you toss a grenade behind a bored grunt as he's patroling, he'll turn around, scream, and turn into a living banshee. LOL

35 | halo boi says:

ok first they have their sheilds up next you hear the elite saying
"evlewt elsi no punaelc"
"cleanup on isle twelve"

36 | Grunty says:

I am a grunt(kiddin'.)but when mesa play Halo. I spared this one grunt that was sleeping.He woke up and saw me,looked at me,says me your friend?,sniffs me goes over and sleeps by a red grunt.

37 | Torque says:

Grunt bowling anyone?

38 | Death Vomit says:

Grunty that is a touching story

Go pants he rules

39 | Wolf says:

With a woman on the weal, holy shit their all gonna die!!!!

40 | Riddick says:

And then the jackals dive away & the grunts duck for cover & then the driver hits a rock & BOOM!

41 | steven says:

If u did that on Halo everyone would die.even the jakles.

P.S Grunts will take over with there cuteness

42 | Falcon says:

Very funny and very creative. Be sure to gun the ghost's engine, Elite!

43 | beebegun91 says:

it's evil kineavil

44 | some guy says:

what is the cannons actually fired at the grunts?

45 | koreanboy86 says:

when the elite gos over the other dudes he'll say "sknath I syawla thguot eht stsohg dedeen a tniap boj." "thanks I aways thought the ghosts needed a paint job."

46 | mike says:

i think grunts are funny but can be a nuisance in the last couple levels too bad they are super dumb they say their everywhere and there is only a mc. they also say die devil alot

47 | The_Man says:

Tip: On co-op, load 2 warthogs up and go for a demolition durby, man, you really cop some driving tips from the marines then.
EG: Can you see out of that bloody visor?

48 | MEEEEEE says:

so far this has been the only good one

49 | some guy says:

This sucks because it would just kill all the jackels.

50 | The New Kid says:

I beg to differ. You can do the same thing with a destroyed Covenant tank and Ghost just charge at the tank with the ghost and then if you do it just right you can go sky high and then you fall of and probably die. You can also do barrel roll and fron flip. barrel roll by charging at a destroyed tank and a front flip with a little help from the tank.

51 | 2IC of the E.S.C. says:

I HAVE DONE THIS!!!. it was on 2 betrayals i was on a ghost the jackal ducked and i jumped off his shield.

52 | Halo Fan...natic says:

Shut up. Everyone knows it's impossible to launch off a jackal's shield, so stop pretending... WHOAH! Did I just launch off of... Nah...

53 | Me&My Shotgun Bob says:

The Elite would just end up running over the Jackals but the Grunts would survive because of their awesomeness and their cuteness. It would be so cool if it did work. I remember one time on AotCR, I drove a ghost inside(I got it into the room after the part where the marines say they will stay outside and wait for evac) and while I was driving along running things over, one Grunt ran away and said, "Can't...run...with...thing...on...back!"

54 | Yayap says:

that's ME!!!(the third grunt from the left)

don't run me over, Zuka!

I feel really sorry for the Jackals.

55 | the canadian says:

best thing ever was on multiplayer, i flipped a tank over a rock (upside down on a angle) a single file line of about 6 guys walked under and i flipped the tank on top, they all died, we all LOLed for like 8 minutes, then i got in tank and went off to pound some sad ass ground pounders

56 | Engineers says:

... hehe i'm SURE he'll make it hehe specialy with the "UPGRADES" to the hunters sheilds ...

57 | Engineers says:

... grunts feeling sorry for the jackals?...
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Grunt:" stupid jackals say thank you" - Halo 2

"or worse , if his masters found out that he was asleep on duty, they could give him to the jackals"
- first strike

58 | Super Grunt says:

The only thing funnier would be with a warthog with a plasma grenadeon bumper.lol

59 | Blizz says:

Nice..but i disagree with all this grunt cuddleness. last time i let a grunt be he came up behind me and tossed a nade up my ass. When i get my hands on that $$ hes gonna DIE.

60 | Yuzzi says:

I can just see what the elite is thinking after twenty seconds; the right word is "Oops"

61 | MC 117 says:

Now that id like to see

62 | hunter040/unit 12 says:

is he using a new ghost or the old one w/o the boost? hope it's the first one for the grunts sake

63 | The Gruntanator says:

Blizz.... Cant you just let the littel people Be?.... Lol

():x:x:x{=::The Gruntanator:::>

64 | The Grunt says:

my little grunt brothers better survive or the elite dies!!!

65 | Hot n' Sexy Elite says:

I show that elite how to that.

66 | rolo zentamee says:

this would be really cool for halo 3, only you wont have jackals on your side.... o well just run the stupid bastards over! it bugs me that the arbiter dosent have a real name,good job jason!!! power to the grunters

67 | kyle says:

really an elite would do it....but if we tried we might be able to get a grunt to do it :)(heck i'd just push em' of LOL)

68 | kyle says:

ghost jump. HBO. What's next MTV(LOL)

69 | Ed says:

The jump reminds me of how I sometimes launch ghosts using tanks as ramps. ^_^

70 | The Huntress says:

hehehe. i agree w/ Isna. a covenant stile of Jackass would be hilarious...if only i had any idea what they'd do....

71 | ducky says:

What's HBO?

72 | cody reeves says:

THAT IS GREAT!!!I LOVE THIS ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

73 | cody reeves says:

THAT IS GREAT!!!I LOVE THIS ONE!!!

74 | Ice WaGoN117 says:

Woot!woot!Woot!74TH Post. Fun looking Jump. Kinda like when they fooled the Elite on the warthog/Grenade Jump

75 | Tommie says:

WOOT!!!! WHOOT!!!! First Post!!!!! YEAH!!!!. . . . dumb nuts. whats the point of bragging about first post all u do is ruin it(BTW if ne one reads this its bc u have no other way to waste ur time. . . like me bc this is the 75th post)Very nice comic i have just now discovered this site and love it My thanks goes to the comic makers All ur work just to please the public i respect u

76 | Tommie says:

77 | Connor says:

Grunts are totaly the best covenant force out there.... i think this is pretty funny but i like lobin a plasma gernade on a grunt and hear them scream, "Get it Off!! Get it off!! waahh!!" *BOOM*

78 | chicken wigger says:

this is deffinatly one of the funniest on the whole page. wish we could do that in the game

79 | Elk says:

"save your selves!!! little people first!!"

80 | Wacky Camper says:

One trick that deserves to be on HBO.

81 | arbiter says:

HAHAHAHA i whold do that but of corese i whols need a ghost and some jakels to do it

82 | Tbone says:

a use new for the jackels

83 | Masterchief evil says:

ok they're going to die cause the ghost will break the shields not launch ove them like a ramp

84 | bungie says:

i love it!!!!!!!!!!

85 | halofreak205 says:

I know exactly what would happen, the Elite will speed above the ramp, but then flip backwards onto the grunts, you can try it out on Cougalation or Blood Gulch with your own Ghost, it has lots of hills, still, funny!

86 | Slade8 says:

ROFL! I think it shoud show MC tied up where the *Gee would land

*Marine-speak for ghost

87 | N/A says:

You can do that if you hack enough....O_o

88 | plasma_101 says:

Poor gruntys.......