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1 | pressure says:

wtf. seriously.

2 | [T!GER] says:

OMG like ttly, green is sooo last season...
Sweet job on the blonde there GB.

ZOMG! First post!

3 | Kritz says:

As much as I love to say it but deny that I love to say it by saying the opposite, I didn't like this one.

One One Se7en have already taken most of the -blam!- out of the DOA4 thing.

Keep on trucking,

>> Kritz

4 | WayneEnterprise says:

mmmmmm... love your work, nice strip kepp'n comin GB

5 | Spartan-055 Pete says:

Nice Comic.
458 should beat them in a match!
Nobody Says this armor makes me FAT!

6 | gruntsbane says:

Stuntmutt has covered the DOA 4 a lot recently, but this is a different angle. It's not like I'm going to ignore the news just becuase he's already given his take on it. The more the merrier, says I ;)

7 | donut says:

lol, maniaclly overstyled hair. I like it!
great strip guys... keep up the good work :)

8 | the grunt that doesnt wanna die says:

hahaha if thats a sweatsuit then you will sweat ur brain out! 8th post! nice work!

9 | Andrew says:

That rocks. For all you nbs that posted wtf, in the october Game Informer magazine it had a preview for Dead or Alive 4. And a Spartan was in it. Sparan 458, a girl, and a red one too. F-ing nbs!

10 | Andrew says:

I meant to say November GI magazine. O well.Nice comic GruntsBane

11 | Turialim says:

Awsome work GB, awsome!

12 | THEWaGoN117 says:

wow i never got between 20th post. and the comic is creative nice job

13 | sputinik says:

well this hilariouse! OR HOWEVER YOU spell it. thanks guys. never stop halo babies forever!

14 | Firelode says:

Nice work the characters are well coloured and the script is pretty funny too.

15 | Stuntmutt says:

Like, Oh. My. Gawd.
Rilly.
(Nice job gents)

:)

16 | i pwn n000bs says:

i could see spartan 458 whipping out an energy sword on completely demolishing them!!!!! that would be freakin HILARIOUS, LOL!!

17 | i pwn n000bs says:

what i dont get is why bungie would approve of anything halo related to launch on any console other than the xbox or the 360, i mean for crying out loud, the game is going to be for ps3!!!

18 | DDRmaster says:

That was... strange... but good.

19 | creativename says:

That's awesome, and I wouldn't want to mess with a genetically altered woman in green metal armor, thats just bad ethics

20 | Dead Rabb1ts says:

Nice comic. =)

21 | SinisterMonkey says:

My brain just died laughing and came back to life... or something but it was hilarious anyway. Great job GB.
P.S. *Whistle* *Whistle*

22 | GirlySpartan says:

pfff. She could even win WITHOUT the armor!

23 | Sheikurl says:

huh?

24 | Sangheili Deity says:

@ i pwn n000bs; Yeh, that explains why DOA3 wasn't on the PS2...idiot.
Even if it was multi-platform, ya don't think they'ed take out 458?

Great comic Gruntsbane, as always.

25 | Snarf Da Grunt says:

Oh, like, my God, I like, totally See, like, sooooooo many like other people wearing the like exact same like thing!!! it is so like totally overrated. You are like, such a slut. Word.

Awsome strip, guys. Spartans dominate Halo, and now they are taking over other video games...THIS IS THE SECOND BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!(the best day was when Halo 2 came out...)

26 | The Grunt Army says:

Tee Hee.
Word.
ASG(awsome strip guys)

27 | Juan_Ansel, says:

lol, that was good, but perhaps you should have given another armor model to 458.

28 | GooFBalL says:

reminds me of my high school days and makes me glad im not there any more. thanks GB

29 | ash says:

they`re just jealouse spartans ROCK!!

30 | 456 chrtobi says:

Hey its not their fault they aren't kick- butt spartans, man! That was pretty funny though!

31 | red snow(rofle) says:

rofle, lmfao! brilliant

32 | Absolution says:

Funny stuff, good work!

33 | Spartan058-Halogeeky says:

omg...IT'S HELL IT'S HELL!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! take off from the girls kickin the guys asses on bungie tournament???

34 | spartan001 says:

i liked this one it was kind of good but kind of stupid and once agin sorry to say agree with kirtz one one se7en really has takin all the ideas. but otheetwise good artwork on everyone

35 | Hellfirefanatic says:

Hysterical! I really liked this one! And all of you people that haven't seen the Spartan screenshots for DOA 4 yet... go here:
http://www.xboxyde.com/news_2177_en.html

36 | MCs Brother says:

I'm gonna 'pull a Kritz' here and say that HaloBabies rarely makes me laugh, much less chuckle. It's well drawn, but after One One Se7en has been doing DOA jokes for 2 weeks, HaloBabies fails to enjoy.

-MCs

37 | Tryan Shootamee says:

hahaha....that would not be nice...it burns my eyes!!!!!AHHHHHH!!!put a warning next time!

haha, "pull a kritz" know if you made a comic bout kritz...that one would make me laugh...but yea, some of the comics don't make me laugh that much, but everyone has there "off" fridays...like the leader board one wasn't very good, but the superchief, and red vs blue are hilarious...hahaha...i liked this one.

38 | 41 chief's says:

"like omg! one time, i saw like this pretty pink dress, and i so had to have it, you know, so i looked at the price tag, and it was 400 dollars, so i was like, where could i get 400 dollars? so i went to go call my daddy for like his credit card number to buy the dress, and like my phone was dead, so i had to use a pay phone, but then i remembered that pay phones need money, so like i asked this guy if he had 50 cents, and he did so he gave it to me, but then i had to go to the bathroom, but i ended up dropping the money down the sink after getting water in my eye, so i went to go ask again, but like i found out that my cell phone was just turned off...that never happens..."

...i hope i never have to hear any of that while playing live...it's an evil plot and should not be ever used...

39 | Squadleader1993 says:

wtf x1000000 Dudes u can do better!!!!!!

40 | Pancakes says:

Hehe, you know DOA was a kickarse rockband in the 80's, I was a little confused there.

41 | halo2 fan says:

dude...i have no idea or what it is but dude...doa...k im mixed up is this supposed to mean that mc is a chick or what? i mean im all messed up here...like...uhhhh wtf man!!!!!!!!!!

42 | MC HATES GAY PEOPLE says:

I DONT GET IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
111112111

43 | Ghost3021 says:

i am now eternaly disturbed...MC is a girl... O_O

44 | mrsmiley says:

umm... MC is not a girl. the spartan in the new DOA is. *sigh*

45 | Austin Trapp says:

it's very weird just a little cool

46 | K0mm@nd3rGr33 says:

Cocky snots those girls are...Picking on a girl who can lift a tank...

47 | odstslayer says:

wtf? no offense, but besides the suit, how does that relate to Halo in any way? i'm sorry but seriously...

48 | your daddy says says says says says says:

now what the hell is that.

49 | mrsmiley says:

any comment from here on out that asks "how this relates to halo?" or "wtf was the point of that>" is getting deleted. if you don't get this strip, crawl out of your cave and find out! =)

50 | Balefire says:

Seriously! Read what other people have posted before asking a question, chances are they've already answered it. On the other hand, who cares if a different site made fun of the same thing? Just because someone else did it first doesn't mean they did it best, right? I mean, Sputnik was the first satellite, but it's no International Space Station. . . Okay that was a stretch, but you get what I mean.

Great comic . . . making fun of dorky blonde teenage girls never gets old for some reason! Probably because they make it so easy.

51 | Damatee says:

Great comic GB...
heh Im just imagining 458 laying the smack down on those two

@all those people who dont get it... do a little searching there are enough sites with the information

52 | Tbone says:

A GIRL spartain? wow i was'n expecteding that

53 | camper says:

LOL

54 | Frankie from Bungie says:

ttly :-(

55 | Altherix says:

As a fan of both series, it fails on so many levels and reveals ignorance of the comic maker. The joke only works if you know nothing of DOA and everything of Halo and even that's a stretch IMO.

Bungie, is doing the story-line for Spartan 458 and Team Ninja is doing her fighting style in DOA4. You insult one, you insult both, that's where the funny fails for me.

As others have said, Stuntmutt in One One Se7en has done a better job.

56 | Daniel says:

i know which game they used for the two girls.
Dead of alive 3

57 | Daniel says:

tina is a stong fighter in the game and the other girl is 16 or something else she knows kerotea

58 | Grizzled Ancient says:

Ha! hilarious! even though 117 did it already, it was still funny...it was different, just on the same topic. you guys didn't flip when they did it one the halo movie...why here, come on people stop trying to make a conflict that obviously is very very idiotic...

59 | Some stupid random person says:

well, if you ask me...i think it's inevitable...the fans like to have these "conflicts"...haven't you noticed a pattern? every comic that doesn't have a conflict, ends up getting around 60 to 80 posts maybe, but if it has a conflict, people keep posting there point making other fans angry, making them post their point on how the disagree, then someone usaually posts again...

*sigh* i guess they have "fun" which makes a strip popular...i'd like to see this strip stay in the comments of "60 or 70"

60 | Krayt'heili says:

Haha omg I love DOA and Halo, so this is just right for me ^^

61 | mc4332 says:

This strip rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

62 | White ninja says:

...mmmkay

63 | Wannabe Master Sgt. Johnson says:

Those two should should just keep talking. They'll get whats comming to them, heh heh.

64 | gahrhs says:

I am sexy. they are not.

65 | Lord_Halo99 says:

I sense a beatdown in the near future in the Force lol

66 | Semper Fildelis says:

hmmmm....now would be a good time for "Karma" to take effect please...gaining 30 pounds would be appropriate...please...oh and also have them lose their voice...

67 | MNC says:

Don't you guys read ANYTHING? Spartan 548 is new in DoA 4.
She's female.

68 | PlatinumArbiter says:

I'd LOVE to be a Spartan. It'd be so friggin HOT.

69 | ed908 says:

haha. now that i think about it, platinum arbiter, linda from the books did sound kind of hot!

Oh yea, Tbone, take it from a geek, there have been plenty of girl spartans. Spartan 458 is a spartan made after 117. gee, i wonder what gives that way? Oh, and it's pretty neat that they're coming out with a stage to go with the spartan. Cario Station! woo-hoo! we need some grunts running in the back round.

And most importantly, good job! one of my favorites! :)

70 | Spartan058-Halogeeky says:

wo, i'm surprised. i thought alot more people read the books. and that there are female spartans...Linda,Kelly,Grace, ex...and there are alot more too. *whistles*

71 | xxctlxx says:

has any1 read the magazine for DOA 4 (dead or alive) it has the spartan (485 or something)

72 | (IW)doc says:

ahahaha yes a doa refrence!! good comic

73 | Bonhoure says:

Oh yes! It's the Dead Or Alive 4!
I love Tina!
But, Master Chief is the customs Colors?

74 | stupid random person says:

dudes get a life stop talking about s**t and get out there and get laid u sad f**ks

75 | =Distiller= says:

Actuly I think the armor really shows her form and curves.
LOL Just kiddin all u americans. Good comic gruntsbane. PS How much fun did you have drawing that blond LOL CANADA NUKED U!!!!!!!!!!

76 | bebop117(my gamertag) says:

Stupid meathead models...LOL

77 | red snow(gin) says:

oi, i get the joke now (i love gamepro) gotta love that, partan 448 (or whatever) a playable character=awsome

78 | Harui says:

Oh wow! My name is spelled the same--Christie. That's not a type of spelling the name that I see very often.

79 | Harui says:

"He thinks you SOOOO fat" Did you forget the "are", or was that done on purpose?

80 | pressure says:

yeah, bad grammer.
8/10. Not your best effort gruntsbane!
Nah, I'm joking.

81 | the great pie says:

hehehe. the he thinks you sooo fat is a point to DOAs characters inner girlishness. god job gruntsbane, probably your only fan who gets the joke. lollollol.

82 | Prophet you should Regret says:

Well i shouldnt do meeles anymore in any Halo because the nails might be off and Spartan would be ouch then she cant use the gun anymore.

Not really good I say. 7 1/2 *_*

83 | Spartan-287 says:

What were the DOA people thinking? What are they on?!?

84 | Flood Grunta says:

l.s.d!

no, seriously, this is a good comic & I think that doa 4 with spartan 4.5.8 in is a descent Idea!

85 | Elite Samurai says:

OH MY GOSH! She is, like, TOTALLY going out with Ryu.

86 | confusion says:

who is spartan 458 again?

87 | Yayap n' Zuka says:

Like some fancy halo cameo on the new Dead or Alive...

And I can only imagine how much she wants to hurt those two right now...

88 | Me & my Shotgun Bob says:

I like this one, it's pretty good and just because someone made a joke about it doesn't mean that someone else is going to do it the exact same way. I would like to see 458 whip out an energy sword in doa (they wouldn't give her guns but What would be wrong with a sword) or a combat knife. ANd from a bussiness stand point the halo cameo is a good move since Halo does not exactly enjoy the same popularity in Japan as it does in the US, so if people like playing as the spartan it would make them want to play halo (and there by helps Bungie take over the world Yay!)

89 | Arbitress says:

Yay! DOA Babies!

90 | -RK-Aubs-117 says:

Well... I found this to be sterotyical for the girls who play Halo. I go into maps and pwn all the guys most of the time, I only get shot down by girls, sniped by girls... but I never hear anything about breaking nails or stuff. C'mon... suck it up... I've heard more guys complain about getting owned than girls. (But I play on PC, ever see a 20 year old man break down and cry after you snipe him from halfway across Blood Gulch? It's not pretty...)

There's also a reason why there's half a dozen players out for this girl's blood (i.e. out to get me in Halo)... and that's because I was owning them.

Still, with all that said... still pretty funny ^_^

91 | dominik says:

dude thate was fuckin' hilaraious

92 | bungie says:

no way!!! spartan 458 on doa! must have game for 360.

93 | zyx says:

on doa?no way!

94 | Masterchief evil says:

weird!

95 | bungie says:

i know right!!! i almost got a hart attack man.

96 | bungie says:

i know right! i almost got a hart attack man.

97 | master cheif grand cherokee says:

DOA4 is for the xbox360
great comic strip