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• 21. I Get His Helmet { December 26, 2003 }

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1 | Super guy says:

Hello?......

2 | Chris says:

In one of the Halos (I think 2), one of the grunts asks if he can get the master chief's helmet if they kill him.

3 | mrsmiley says:

Unfortunately all the original comments to this comic got deleted... GAH!

4 | Jonme says:

XD I want his helmet too!

5 | 'Suka Ramamee says:

No, Trula, you may not wear that to the fashion contest. You'd have to be colorblind to think that goes with your methane rig.

6 | SuperDragonYoshi says:

Lookie here, it's the Master Grunt!

7 | VarmintSlayer says:

On legendary, if u get slaughtered by some elites and grunts one grunt will sometimes say "Can I have his helmet?"

8 | BaconHead says:

Actually they say that on any difficulty in both games.

9 | science^tiger says:

Prophet of Truth: There are those who said this day would never come. What are they to say now?

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The Master Chief: I need a weapon.

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Marine Sergeant: Did I give you permission to bitch, soldier?

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Marine: Okay, purple hearts for everybody!

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Marine: I wonder if those aliens have insurance?

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Grunt: [after killing you] I get his helmet!

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Grunt #1: [after killing you] I get his helmet!

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Gravemind: Silence fills the empty grave, now that I have gone. But my mind is not at rest, for questions linger on. I will ask, and you will answer.
Cortana: Alright. Shoot.

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Marine: This reminds me of the time I got herpes.

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SpecOps Leader: [to Arbiter] You are the Arbiter, the will of the Prophets. But these are my Elites, their lives matter to me - yours does not.
Arbiter: That makes two of us.

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Prophet of Mercy: Why was it not destroyed with the rest of their fleet?
Arbiter: It fled as soon as we set fire to their planet.
Prophet of Truth: When you first saw Halo, were you blinded by its majesty?

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Sgt. Johnson: Now listen up! Back in my day, we didn't have fancy tanks! We had two sticks... and a rock! And we had to share the rock! You should consider yourself very lucky marines!

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Sgt. Johnson: [If the Master Cheif dies] Ha ha very funny Cheif!
[pause]
Sgt. Johnson: Uh Oh

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Cortana: [after seeing Gravemind] What... is that?
Gravemind: I... I am a monument to all your sins...
Arbiter: [Struggling]
The Master Chief: Relax. I'd rather not piss this thing off.
Arbiter: Demon!
Gravemind: This one is machine and nerve and has its mind concluded; this one is but flesh and faith and is the more deluded...
Arbiter: Kill me or release me, parasite. But do not waste my time with talk!
Gravemind: There is much talk... and I have listened through rock and metal and time... Now I shall talk and you shall listen...
2401 Penitent Tangent: Greetings! I am 2401 Penitent Tangent, I am the monitor of installation 05...
Prophet of Regret: -and I am the Prophet of Regret, Counsil of most high, heirarch of the Covenant!
2401 Penitent Tangent: [looks at Master Chief] A reclaimer, here? At last! We have much to do! This facility must be activated if we are to control this outbreak!
Prophet of Regret: Stay where you are! Nothing can be done until my sermon is complete!
2401 Penitent Tangent: Not true! This installation has a successful utilization record of 1.2 trillion simulated and 1 actual. It is ready to fire on demand.
Prophet of Regret: Of all the objects that our Lords left behind, there are none so worthless as these Oracles! They know nothing of the Great Journey!
2401 Penitent Tangent: And you know nothing about containment! You have demonstrated complete disregard for even the most basic protocols!
Gravemind: This one's Containment, and this one's Great Journey are the same... Your prophets have promised you freedom from a doomed existance, but you will find no salvation on this ring...

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Sgt. Johnson: Don't they teach you kids to SWEAR in basic anymore?

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Marine: [after a player purposefully shoots his own man] Uhh... Chief, could you at least pretend to aim?

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Sgt. Johnson: For a brick, he flew pretty good.

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[last lines]
The Master Chief: This is Spartan 117! Can anyone read me?
Lord Hood: Isolate that signal! Master Chief, mind telling me what you're doing on that ship?
The Master Chief: Sir. Finishing this fight.

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Marine: [during a fire-fight] Have we tried reasoning with them?

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Cortana: I'm sorry, were you trying to kill something?

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Grunt #1: [the Special Ops team enters an area that shows signs of Flood infestation] Me have bad feeling about this...
Grunt #2: You *always* have bad feeling! You had bad feeling about morning food nipple!

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Cortana: [Sergeant Johnson has just delivered a Scorpion tank to the Master Chief and Cortana] Thanks for the tank. *He* never gets me anything.
Sergeant Johnson: [manning a machine gun] Oh, I *know* what the ladies like.

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Prophet of Truth: No enemy has ever withstood our might.

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Sgt. Johnson: Where's the rest of your platoon?
Marine: Wasted, Sarge.
Marine: Which we will be too, sir! If we don't get the hell out of here!
Sgt. Johnson: You hit, Marine?
Marine: No, sir...
Sgt. Johnson: Then listen up! You had the chance to be afraid before you joined my beloved corps! But to guide you back to the true path, I've brought this motivational device!
[indicates Scorpion Tank]
Sgt. Johnson: Our big green style cannot be defeated!

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Marine: Dear Sarge, having a lovely time kicking ass in outer space - wish you were here!
Sgt. Johnson: [over intercom] I heard that, Jackass!

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Marine Sergeant: Get the hell out of my armory, split lip!

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Cortana: [on radio] The message keeps repeating itself: "Regret. Regret."
Miranda Keyes: [on radio on another ship] Any idea what it means?
Sergeant Johnson: [on radio on another ship, speaking in the position of a Covenant] Dear humanity, we regret coming to Earth, we regret being alien bastards, and we most certainly regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet.
Pilots: [along with Sgt. Johnson] HOO-RA!

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Marine: Dude are you made of leprechauns? Cause that was awesome!

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Marine: [shooting an Elite on the ground] That's for my little brother!

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Prophet of Truth: The council decided to have y' hung by your entrails and your corpse paraded through the city. But ultimately, the terms of your execution are up to me.
Arbiter: I am already dead.

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The Master Chief: Sir, request permission to leave the station.
Lord Hood: For what purpose, Master Chief?
The Master Chief: To give the Covenant back their bomb.

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Cortana: Just one question. What if you miss?
The Master Chief: I won't.

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Grunt: You can't hide from me!

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Elite: [killing Master Chief] I'm sure the Prophets are gonna reward me for this!

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Grunt: Arbiter our savior! Stupid jackal, say thank you!

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Grunt: How come there never be Arbiter grunt?

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Grunt: If hungry, eat jackal.

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Grunt: Need... to... change... backpack.

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Grunt: We make fire... sing songs?

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Marine Sergeant: Fall in over here!
Marine: Yeah, you got it. Will there be snacks?

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Marine: Hey, if you're going to the fridge... grab me a beer, please?

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Marine: The whole staring and heavy breathing thing doesn't really work for me.

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Marine Sergeant: Grenades are like RAM - you can never have too much.

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Marine Sergeant: If my face looked like a squid, I'd be angry, too!

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Marine Sergeant: [after killing a covenant troop] Say good night, punk.

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Marine: [if player has Master Chief staring in particular direction] Hey! Less looking, more shooting!

10 | sourav says:

thanks science^tiger :)

11 | Gagaw says:

were was yayap?

12 | Cristy says:

hmmm... how did MC didn't noticed the grunt took his helmet ...? ... deep sleep... ?

13 | fangirl says:

um hello?[MC has no helmet on][flips him]*screams*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

14 | AnElite says:

I rember from the first game if a grunbt kills you it would say, We'll all get medles for this!
or
We are the champions!

15 | yayap says:

grunt on halo2: scary demon is coming please don't make me go

16 | Soldier Girl says:

I would steal it to...

17 | grunty says:

dosent anyone want his helmet? 200000 alien dollars. any takers? bidders?

18 | grunty says:

eh. if no one replies for the helmet in 2 more days(sep. 26 i think) im putting it off the market of my garage sale and keeping it.

19 | grunty says:

its off the market.

20 | MC MOBED BY GIRLS says:

dude im supprised master chief doesnt do stuff in the bathroom stalls...

21 | MC MOBED BY GIRLS says:

i mean then theyed ask for his helmet anyway... that would be funny!

22 | master chef says:

whats under the cheifs helmet and science tiger dont post any more messages

23 | the drone says:

i think the helmet is his head

24 | Masterchief evil says:

hahahahahahaha!!!!

25 | some brute says:

his face must be hideous

26 | gruntisniper says:

I'll let ya know if i snipe a grunt with an MC helmet on

27 | Grunty says:

ITS BACK ON!!

28 | Grunty says:

ITS BACK ON!!

29 | Grunty says:

Now its 90000 alien dollors!

30 | orna fulsamee 876 says:

awwwwwwwwwwwww the grunts look cute

31 | bungie says:

OH!! no its master grunt!!! were all doomed and goners.

32 | bastard grunt says:

some grunts are stupid some are annoying and that one is a smart ass

33 | Slade8 says:

If you go to the Halo section of the Bungie site, for halo 1 there is a recording of a grunt saying "c-can I have his helmet?"

34 | Spartan_117 says:

Ah DURH????

35 | QueenGhid says:

How adorable does the Master Chief look sleeping in that position?

36 | Spartan-117 Master Chief says:

That happend to me before on Halo 2: A White-Armored Grunt stuck me with a plasma grenade and I blew up. The Grunt then approached me and said: "I get his helmet!". The Prophets must have rewarded him well for that!

37 | Spartan-117 Master Chief says:

That little Grunt better watch his back, or I'm going to be on him like a plasma grenade stuck to his face!

38 | Zealot says:

It's my helmet! kills grunt sticks hemet on head!

39 | cody vo says:

onn legendary, *the grunt kills master chief* can i have the helmet?

40 | cody vo says:

onn legendary, *the grunt kills master chief* can i have the helmet?

41 | Zonic says:

That is soooo adorable! awwwww...

42 | allan says:

classic

43 | grunty says:

aaaaannnnnndddddd the helmet goooose to gagaw!!!!!

44 | gagaw says:

tnk u! tnk u! now i am the master grunt aka gagaw! woot!!!!

45 | yayap and zawaz says:

way to go gagaw! now u can help us get spartain suits like urs!!!!!

46 | Half-Jaw says:

*Half-Jaw brutally murders grunt wearing MC's helmet*

Half-Jaw: The prophets will reward me well! I hope nobody saw.....

47 | Grunty says:

Clever! Here ya go!

48 | Grunty says:

S-S-Scarab?! SOLD!!! Sorry grunt, but i need that back! *Gives his money back* *Gives helmet to Gagaw*

WHERES MEH SCARAB!

49 | PONY says:

HAHHA

50 | Chronichler177 says:

hehe Master Grunt

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