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{ 48. It's Quiet... | Comic List | 50. Contact }

• 49. Independent John { July 23, 2004 }

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1 | Akba says:

Sweet, first comment :)

Hey, very nice. Glad you got off of that inside joke business. It would be better to be funny to everyone instead of the people in "the know" :p

2 | SPARTAN-117 says:

lol show how dumb baby Master Chief is

3 | Xerro says:

lol that was funny, not hilarious but still funny. :)

4 | Blitzkrieg says:

Funny, but I was a little slow at that one.

5 | G-Bertie says:

Its been a long time coming, this is the first joke i've got in ages of these comics. Admittedly its pretty easy to pick up, made me smile though. :)

6 | Wannabe Sgt. Johnson says:

It was very funny, yes, but shouldnt "you are here" be written as "ereh era uoy," or covanent symbols? just wondering...

7 | tpyori88 says:

haha! that reminds me of the times when I first started to play on those covanent ships. l got so lost every time!

8 | Random Covies says:

Wort Wort Wort very funny.
Now were off to new mombosa
for 5 weeks!Seeya!

9 | Kanman-075 says:

I have to show this comic to my brothers, they have no clue where to go around the maps, always getting lost, and they still don't look at the arrows on the ground for direction. Very funny Gruntsbane, i knew a funny one was on the way!!! Keep it up!

10 | rob says:

We men never need a map (only when a women is around)

11 | 00117 says:

Nice, very funny. Thanks for not doing an inside joke.

12 | The GRUNT 1000 says:

nice....i like it oh reallly, he REALLLY doesn't need Cortana's help...(when he does) so much for showing her....hee hee hee! =*.*= "I am shocked... almost TOO shocked for words!.... anyway great comic keep it up! ^.^;

13 | Junpei says:

YES! Good job. The first HB that made me crack a smile in some time.

14 | Jason says:

It Is Funny

15 | Xeroh says:

There can be only One zero, funny comic.

16 | Guest # 9999999 says:

Nice!!! This reminds me of my first run through 343 Guilty Spark. I was lost without Cortana...

Keep up the good work, guys! And Chief still doesn't get backup...
"Well Enough Alone"

17 | cpl. Harland says:

Hey, just because we men aren't good with directions doesn't mean we are that hopeless, at least I'm better at directions than my Mom.

18 | Killy Mcgee says:

Yeah i could have used a map for the first time i played lol very funny comic keep up the good work

19 | melmk2k says:

Has anyone noticed the typo? "Brig", should it be spelt "Bridge"? Or am I just an idiot that knows nothing about Halo? Nice comic though GB!

20 | Mr. Elite says:

LOL!!!!!!!!! Finnaly...a good comic :D

21 | mrsmiley says:

melmk2k says: "Has anyone noticed the typo? "Brig", should it be spelt "Bridge"? Or am I just an idiot that knows nothing about Halo? Nice comic though GB!"

The "brig" is the place in a ship where prisoners are held. So that means... well you get the picture! =)

22 | Chaos142 says:

The ship's name made me laugh.

23 | funkmon says:

Pretty good. I like it.
Maybe for the next strip you should have it following a Covenant character?

24 | ansomble28 says:

this one was pretty funny, I am also glad there was no inside joke, i don't like looking through those bungie updates to find punchlines. (PS: Baby Chief is looking for the prison cells, not the bridge, thus the name "BRIG")

25 | Tunk says:

Whats up with all these inside joke strips? I mean, for people who don't read every little thing on HBO and stuff? I do, and I get the jokes, but a lot of people I know are getting really frustrated...

26 | ~S-S~Fu$ion says:

haha very funny comic 1st smile ive cracked all day and its 10:43 at nite... Very funny Keep up the good work!!

27 | mike says:

i dont read a lot of the hbo stuff tunk, but i just read the comments and i usually get the strips then. its ok to have some inside jokes from time to time, just not too much. this strip is very good! but hey you cant blame him those maps are hard to understand!

28 | Vasheeth says:

Did anyone notice the date? It's 7/05 instead of 7/04 on the comic.

Anyway, good comic gruntsbane, that reminds me of the stupid marines on T&R, they stay in that one spot and get themselves killed without your help. Also reminds me of the first time my bro played 343. He's like "where the f do I go?" It was hilarious.

29 | melmk2k says:

mrsmiley says:

"The "brig" is the place in a ship where prisoners are held. So that means... well you get the picture! =)"

Thanks for clearing that up man!

30 | Gruntsbane says:

Vasheeth says:

Did anyone notice the date? It's 7/05 instead of 7/04 on the comic.

Haha! Nice spot, man. I don't even remember doing that :)

31 | Elite Leader says:

WORT! WORT! WORT! funny shit gruntsbane!

32 | no_117 says:

Master chief.... tsk tsk tsk i should a known better. You poor bastard.

33 | Halofan91 says:

Finally a funny one after all those duds. It looks like me when I first went to the Jr. High.

34 | bobmaster says:

nice job guys great job on the awesomness

35 | Curious Grunt says:

AWSOME COMIC GUYS! Hey, does that directory show us where the food nipples are?

36 | no_117 says:

no

37 | red elite says:

umm ok..... i guess us elites don't luagh thou

38 | Riley217 says:

Funny, very bad sense of direction Eh!

39 | Mr. Grunt says:

I'm with curious grunt...I'm hungry...hey, i know! I'll bite off someone's knee caps and eat them... ah, I love the taste of knee caps-not that i've ever had them before...

40 | Yensil314 says:

Consulting a map is NOT the same as asking for directions! Remember that men!!!

41 | halo_boi says:

a 'you are here'?
harumph

42 | SoH_Ghost3021 says:

"Calm and Cooperative" lol :P

43 | Falcon says:

Heh.
Just go down the shimmering purple hallway with no distunguishing features until you come to another one just like it...

44 | wortitha says:

wort wort wort. wort, wortwort wort wort? WORT WORT!! ahahahahaha!!! wort wort wort. wortwort, wort wort wort wortwortwort...
=]

wort,

wortitha

45 | wortitha says:

translation summary: "Very Funny."

46 | Suka 'Ramamee says:

Captain's quarters to engineering. Disable all remote access to the security cells...he'll have to open it manually.

47 | spartan87 Kelly says:

lmao thats funny babie MC is not the smartest person around but hey its just a comic

48 | sdaddy says:

sup dawgs this was a funny comic

49 | Hawkeyefile says:

huray some1 actually read the books!
john (nickname), spartain 117, although where is kelly (nother spatain).

50 | Hot n' Sexy Elite says:

Ha ha ha, thats why elites are better!... not that the MC is stupid or something.

51 | Doubl3 H3lix says:

Elites suck because their too big of a target.
Elites = snipers dream!

52 | Cristy says:

hmm.. funny... '' you are here ''

53 | arbiter says:

that dose not even make sence einglesh righting on a covinet ship????

54 | rthrtu says:

i get this ones title becvuse master chiefs realname is john

55 | Masterchief evil says:

lol! he does need cortana to help!

56 | QueenGhid says:

Great strip! Call me wierd, but I found the funniest part was MC's finger pointing at the screen.

57 | Zeka the Gold Elite says:

How on Halo did he manage to translate "ereh era uoy" into English with out Cortana, and on a Covenant Ship by himself!

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60 | Ultra Elite says:

I like it!

"Calm and Cooperative:
Map and Directory."

LOL!

61 | Half-Jaw and Zawaz says:

Half-Jaw: I remember my first day on the "Nice and Happy" frigate...

Zawaz:(at map) WHERE IS THE FOOD NIPPLE? IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE RIGHT THERE,THERE,THERE,OR THERE!

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