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1 | Nick AVP says:

right.... if you want a funny comic go to penny arcade, far away from this site...

2 | Flash-Dance-Ass-Pants says:

This hysteria has to stop, monkey-wieght-sanil-bait does not consieve the trails this fortells. Beneth this there is something growing, fermenting if you will. Into a system of belief and teaching that not even a chimpanzee can desypher......cheero

3 | guns_n_cars says:

comics have been getting less funny since they started the whole storyline thing.

4 | [TN]_GODPEED says:

This was actually pretty funny. 343 Guilty Spark? I wonder why he came to the ship in the first place. I like the title and the way the grunts are shooting at him... "The Indestructable 8 ball o' DOOOM!" Yes thats 3 "O"s. I want to see what happens when they meet, Mr. Smiley!

5 | Elite3000 says:

Ha!Damn Guilty Spark is back and more annoying!

6 | Tonyski says:

I think it has been the best comic since they got on the calm and cooprative or whatever it is called. Ahh "That covenant ship that MC is on right now", thats the name of it.

7 | Red Loser says:

I like it!

I thought this whole series thing was a mistake when it first came out, but honestly, it's turned out fantastic! Great job, guys. :)

8 | Darth Vader with Elite Sword says:

Damned hes back!!!!
Poor elite en grunts Hes gonna bore them 2 death(en wat a waste of good ammo)

9 | ansomble28 says:

This was OKAY. The storyline comics are definitely not as funny as the originnals where the utter obvious hilarity of Halo was pointed out and joked on. Like the ones about the warthog jump and the one where Cortana is making a deduction on the "man-made structure". LOL Ahh... those were the days.

10 | n00bles says:

Heh, It's Funny Cause it's true :D

11 | Xeroh says:

Meh, No cheap puns?

12 | Spartan Chick says:

Nice one gruntsbane. Yeah, I agree. The covies are wasting there ammo.

I knew it was 343!

13 | Rawnblade says:

rofl, took me a while to get the joke, but I just burst out laughing in my tech class, haha...

Good artowrk, btw.

Keep up the good work!

14 | serpx says:

Some people like em, some people don't. Personally, I'd feel a tad empty without these!

This comic was great! But it that plasma or water? I'd perfer water. :[

I really wish these were animated cartoons instead, but otherwise, I love em!

15 | Sharkface217 says:

Only the title was funny....

16 | Xerro says:

heh. Everybody hates Guilty Spark!

17 | Slimby says:

Somehow the comics are less funny... I prefer the one liners. I think there's such an interval between comics its hard to remember the storyline. Good art at least.

Slimby

18 | The_Eliminator says:

DAMN YOU GUILTY SPARK!!!! WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!?!! JUST LEAVE US ALONE!!!!! *cries* WHY, BUNGIE, WHY??!? WHY DID YOU CREATE SUCH AN ANNOYING CHARACTER?!?!!
GGGAAAAAAAHHHHMMMMMFFFF!!!! *dies*

19 | whoa it me says:

nice nm armor.. NICE ARTWORK GRUNTSBANE!!~~ ^_^ OH and by the way.,, *ahem* DIE 343 GUILTY SPARK YOU PEICE OF SCRAP METAL!!!

20 | no-117 says:

GOD DAMMIT! CANT SPARK JUST DIE!?!?!? I HATE HIM!

21 | god says:

heh. not the best but its okay

22 | David says:

Gruntsbane, a very well drawn comic, and at least SOME humor (these last ones were just aweful, but this new one is a good omen). Keep 'em comin' the guy above me, TOMTOM is some loser in his parent's basement, starved for self-esteem, so don't listen to him.

23 | Jay says:

whoever says this isnt funny, burn in hell

24 | Jon Foster says:

343's back? Boy, if you don't...

25 | bleah says:

this sucked crap!

26 | Corporal Archangel says:

I like a storyline better then random "funny" strips.

27 | Kanman-075 says:

It was good artwork, and they get funny sometimes. Personally I'd like to see everyone here that didn't like Gruntsbane's comic to make a better one. Good work Gruntsbane, keep it up!

28 | That Random Guy says:

i never could destroy that little guy but he was good for target practice. iv shot him with rocke launcher thrown a plasma granade at him and nothing iv even tried throwing a plasma granade at him while shooting him with a rocket launcher and then shooting him with a pistol.

29 | Linkb8s says:

WHY WONT HE DIE!!!

*Continues to shoot 343 Guilty Spark*

Anyways another great comic. And now with 343 Guilty Spark there it should make things more interesting.

30 | MC 69 says:

the radom was better, this is hardly even a joke, "THIER WASTING AMMO!" wow amasing

31 | Yayap and Zuka says:

aww man now we have to go through 343 again...

32 | =HB=Alex says:

I have to agree that Gruntsbane is running out of jokes, but in 39 days he/she (I dunno) will have a whole new aarchive

33 | Mista_B says:

You do all realize that this isn't a "joke only" comic, right?

Right?

34 | Admiral Athan says:

Wow......................I haven't been here for 16 weeks! Great comics, but they still need more work.

35 | Black Guard says:

im sure theyll be a chance to finally SHOOT THE LIVING CRAP out of 343gs in Halo 2. (blam blam die you stupid b***ard! ah hahaha!)

36 | getting boring says:

halobabies is geting more and more less funny

37 | Mr. Elite says:

O_o..........LOL

38 | Wannabe Sgt. Johnson says:

I was RIGHT!!! Sweet mother Halo, I WAS RIGHT!!!!! Only 343GS couldv'e been the unstopable force since he can't be destroyed!! HA HA HA.....heh heh....he......now were's the joke? I wouldn't call fighting 343GS a joke man......that crazed nut of an A.I. is unbreakable....no dude, this ain't a funny matter, THIS IS WAR!!!!!

39 | Wannabe Sgt. Johnson says:

ok, the title IS funny, but tryen to kill that guy? not a laughing matter......gimme a nuke, that might solve the problem......oh wait, right, he didn't freaken DIE when Halo blew up.....and he was right next to the engine room......that has God knows how much more explosive capabilities than an H-bomb!!!....he shouldn't even be able to self repair from that yet he did!!!....i'm kinda sad Halo blew up....that was a marvel of engineering.....stupid Flood...

40 | Falcon says:

I just hate 343 Guilty Spark! Come on, Covenant boys! Don't you have enough firepower to take that guy down!?

41 | Church @ school says:

They really are wasting their ammo. The indestuctible Monitor as a distraction... not even Halo could do the job.

Watch, if he comes to Earth and a Marine sees him...

42 | Nate says:

"Wah wah, I don't find this comment funny."

Then don't read it, jackasses.

I love Halo Babies, and I can't wait for more. Nice one again gruntsbane. :D

43 | Jackass says:

Man,crap,if you try to kill it in the library, he can say> Never,better kill it,but,indestructable!!!!

44 | Jackass says:

In the enginnering(The maw)I take my rocket and I shoot on his face,didn't work,I throw a plasma grenade on his face,the plasma didn't stick but stuck on my face.

45 | jlove says:

omgsh......please H2 should just have a little mini game where you get to blow that mothasucka up over and over!!!

46 | hehehehe says:

I was playing the Library in Halo this morning, and I was chucking grenades at him like crazy, it was fun, and great.

47 | DanTheDark says:

nice strip gruntsbane. Im lovin the artwork, that screen is freakin awesome. Keep up the gold

48 | Van_Pliskin says:

I can't wait to see sparky finally blow up.

49 | Anthony says:

Actually, they should have the mister chief come back and use his special "ability" to turn into a "raccon" (OMG WTF?! Who came up with the raccoon theory?) and kill Sparky.

50 | cannon fodder says:

OK, so who here has created a notebook solely for stuff characters in halo say when you shoot them? like "hey, do i owe you money?". Ok, well, Lets just say i went through a full assault rifle, a full shotgun, full plasma rifle and pistol.. basicly every weapon within a big area that the flood dropped... to see what 343 says. And he only says like 3 things. He should say "Hey moron, this is a programmer from bungie, stop shooting it wont die!".
(P.S. after the end credits of halo, after the whole darn thing is destroyed, 343 is still floating around. When does MC get armor like THAT???)

51 | Me&My Shotgun Bob says:

Stupid Covies, don't they know that 8 ball of Annoyance is just like pop-ups, spyware, and adware? You can't kill them and when you think you killed them they just come back more annoying. Hey, GS is very close to the ground. YAY! *proceeds to beat GS with Bob for 2 hours.*

52 | Beuzer 0 says:

Finnaly! Guilty Spark appears!
I'm sure we will see it again in Halo 2.

53 | ufydgtdyrftutfutydyyyd says:

yo his not going to be destroyed so stop shooting

54 | WillKillYou says:

that is so true...i used to fire rockets at him when i wanted to get off some frustration...OH AND OF COURSE WE WILL SEE GUILTY SPARK IN HALO 2 HE IS THE REASON THE COVENANT FOUND EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


stupid newb...

55 | Yayap says:

the comic p. rifle looks better than the comic p. pistol.

elite crowns are sharper than that.

the crown is their helmets.

56 | Ho88e5 says:

I don't get it?

57 | master chief idol! says:

your comic are the coolest yo!!!
i like master chief!! he's so cool!!
halo babies rocks!

rock on !!!

58 | Super Grunt says:

The Covenant capture him in Halo 2 with the help of the Arbiter

59 | Halo-Master says:

That's true! Me and my friends always try to kill that "Blue Dork". Halo-Babies is much funnier then 117, if you ask me!

60 | Kevin_Seth says:

GUILTY SPARK?! *Gasp!* hahaha oh god, I love these comics, keep up the good work

61 | eliteghost01 says:

Damn! I tried running over guilty spark with the freakin pillar of autumn but he still didn;t die. he's almost as indestructible as SPAM!!!!

62 | Doubl3 H3lix says:

I kind of agree with the storeyline being bad, but wachyagonnado?
Yay random funnyness!

63 | bubbleboy says:

hahahah lol great one, i remeber when i first played Halo, stupid Guilty Spark lol

64 | the real arbiter says:

god i hate how he is immortal CURSE 343 AND HIS IMMORTALITY XD

65 | Espilon says:

Greetings!I am 343 Guilt-SHUT UP!I hate Guilty Spark.

66 | Masterchief evil says:

he is indesructeble you know

67 | Infection Form says:

I remember how happy I was when Tartarus "beat" Guilty Spark in Halo 2. That monkey Mr. T did what no Spartan could do.

68 | Half-Jaw and Zawaz says:

Half-Jaw: EVERYONE KEEP SHOOTING!
Zawaz: He calls ME the stupid one.

69 | Zeka the Gold Elite says:

That is why Half Jaw is only a Spec-Ops Commander, not a Gold Zealot...

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