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• 61. Lagging AI { October 14, 2004 }

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1 | Flash-Dance-Ass-Pants says:

beer and milk is the antidote to this mainstream infringment, the caddilac pants are growing much to fast even for the cocain nose job......Freedom for those caught in the tyranny of the button-up-fly-by-love-remix.

2 | mrsmiley says:

I don't know how you do it... commenting 30 seconds after the comic is posted. But you have definitly the right to some random 1st reply gibberish... i suppose...

3 | Andrew says:

Heh... I wonder how Cortana's going to explain that to the UNSC accountants?

Good comic, guys :)

4 | DARKNESS says:

wow cool

5 | Xerro says:

I don't think Cortana got a head start, if anything shes behind. The rest of us have already got our orders in and are twiddling are thumbs waiting while slowly rocking back and forth drooling with anticipation of the day when we get to nudge a grunt in a shade off the dge of a cliff in are banshee and hear it scream. Still funny comic, but Cortana looks weird in the 1st panel it looks like someone's twisted her head 180 degrees.

6 | Skorpio UK says:

I dont know if you are being sarcastic Xerro, but in the last panel cortana WAS!

Great comic guys, wow 6th posting, personal best

7 | Skorpio UK says:

correction, MC was being sarcastic

8 | Church @ school says:

Cortana seems a bit slow nowadays. Not ordering Halo 2 until now...

Keep up the good work, guys!

9 | ansomble28 says:

LoL, That was pretty good! Cortana is about two years too late on pre-ordering though! I pre-ordered like 7 months ago! AND WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO LEAVE THE FRIGGIN BRIDGE!!! Lmao!

10 | mrsmiley says:

Soon.

11 | The Mastermind of hell says:

LOL I DINT KNOW THAT HALO PLAYS HALO o_O!!!???!!!>|?
Wats next a grunt with Halo ~?

12 | Flat Broke w/o a copy of Halo 2 says:

It's garuanteed(lost spelling due to hours of Halo) i'll be the last one to pre-order Halo 2. Can't get a job till summer, no allowance, no contributors...PRAY 4 ME!!!!!!!!

Oh, and funni comic. I was laughing all the way to the depression counselor(No $).

13 | Spartan Chick says:

Ha, as always, a good comic. Cortan has been a real idiot lately though, I mean, first when the Master Chief gets his new suit, then when she wants to make everything kore difficult, and know-before blowing up, she has to get Halo2...but this comic still mad me laugh :)

14 | Random Elite says:

Cortana should preorder a bigger memory,then this strip would have happened 2 years ago

15 | Elite3000 says:

Cortana really wants Halo2 if she's going to risk to blow up.

16 | grunts for presedent!!! says:

lmao this is a good comic, but mc still has that bra thing

17 | red elite says:

very funny

18 | Mista_B says:

Notice the title of this comic is "61. Lagging AI"

The joke being, she's two years late in ordering Halo 2.

Heh, and good job on the new Cortanta poses, they're tricky ones. May be some proportion issues with her left leg in the first panel... but still better than anything I can do.

Rock on, little baby dudes and dudette!

19 | The_Eliminator says:

In the thrid panel master chief looks like he is wearing women's underwhere.

20 | PinoyXan says:

AHAHAHAHA! nice comic man good job!

21 | Wannabe Sgt. Johnson says:

well well well, looks whos slow to get things done....guess this shows no ones perfect....but that IS the smartest thing shes done so far tho, i mean, ive already paid for mine, just gotta pick it up on 11/9....yep, shouldn't be too long no....

22 | Eibe 'Niquaree says:

wait... how is Cortana gonna play? i dont think holograms can hold Xbox controls... or maybe she'll hook up to it via wire... hmmm....

23 | Kevin says:

Beats me-i don't know how the covanet got acsess to human internet.*shudder* no more comics- they shut it down! AH!!!!!!!!!

24 | Gruntish Elite says:

LOL great work! And am I hallucinating or did GB put shadowing in baby MC's helmet visor that hints at the face below? LOL, that's what it looks like. *twiddles thumbs* I was just admiring the shading by the way.

GOOD WORK ROCK ON

25 | Elite3000 says:

In my opinion(no offense)I liked the Mark lV suit better.

26 | Eibe 'Niquaree says:

and HOW ON EARTH did the covies get HUMAN internet access? Do they're browser windows actually work? is THAT why they want to destroy us? cause they want internet access? :D

27 | Eibe 'Niquaree says:

sorry about posting so many times, but i also want to add that it looks like Master Chief raided the women's undergarment section in some department store. his chest plate looks like a bra and he looks like he's wearing panties... other than that, your comics ROCK Gruntsbane!

28 | steven says:

It looks like the chief has tits

29 | Halo fan...natic says:

SHUT UP WITH THE STUPID BOOB JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY ARE NOT FUNNY ANY MORE!!!! GET THAT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHUT!!!! UP!!!!!!!!!!!!

30 | Halo fan...natic says:

Anyways... great comic, as usual. I give this one an 8/10. But does anyone know where you can... well... I know it's a bit late,but... Do you know where I can get Halo 2 special edition without getting conned? Please????

31 | sumwhat_annoyed says:

ARGH we got the damn undergarmets optical illusion again! plzzzzz fix that, boys, i think it's starting to really confuse some of the people who frequent this site4 as to MC's actual gender (we all know it's male, but with these new armor styles, it's hard to know).

32 | Steven Moncivais says:

so typically cortana.
aday lat and a $ short

33 | no_117 says:

i would of done the same thing :-)

34 | ~Trail says:

Cortana may want to do a spyware search. She is running rather slow.

35 | Falcon says:

Wow! For an intelligent A.I., Cortana really chooses the worst times to do certain things. :)

Great Comic Gruntsbane! I think that this your way of telling us that you have pre-ordered your own copy of Halo 2, right?

36 | MarineSniper says:

I have to say either its me, or the armour bra looks better. Just need it to be less curvy..but better than I could do. Take my advice or don't Mr. Smiley. I'm just putting in my own thoughts.
Keep up the comics though!

37 | Wannabe Sgt. Johnson says:

for crying out loud, SHUT UP ABOUT THE BRA THING ALREADY!!!! I mean c'mon, we all get it, ok!?! Just drop it and enjoy the comic, please. it's just a little discrepency. BTW Cortana's face is done really well for a grumpy look, never thought I'd see her grumpy. Or is it embarresed? Excuse me, thats an embarresed look, but it still looks really good.

38 | wooda says:

OH YEAH!! i didn't notice that. it shows MC's eyes !!!

39 | shorty says:

omg ur right u do see his face...sorta

40 | Mistress Cheif says:

dood i totally dont get the 2 years behind thing of course that may be due to 12 hours* of beating halo on legendary

*Including 1-2 hour long snack breaks...well it takes a while to make brownies...0_o

41 | Elite3000 says:

Holy *WORT* ur right.But it only shows the eyes which are like kinda curved which makes it cooler.

42 | shorty says:

its the smiley face mc that we saw in the previous comics, the one where the title is why mc does not remove his helmet

43 | brad says:

why would Cortana go onto the internet and pre order halo 2?

44 | tonyski says:

Cause even thop she works with M$ and Bungie, they all have to buy it them selves.

45 | Yayap says:

^^.

does cortana even HAVE a salary?

inflation must be very high then. i wonder if they have a different money system.

the last screen sort of fuins the point of 'halo babies', doesn't it?

46 | Shiro says:

Just an observation... But how come The MC's armour looks like... Erm... *cough* a lil like breasts in the last frame o_O;;

Now I must burn my brain of that thought...

47 | Fizzing Elite says:

well cortona, i think thats smart only...WHOA...Cortona do that at a better time

48 | TheGrunt1000 says:

lmao! thats sooooooooooo funny!!!!

49 | Raptor Uniter says:

I don't get why'd she have to buy the game. would'nt she get it for free, that is if living through it was not enough...

50 | Roboyoshi says:

This is a good one. And thorough, too, if you look at the second panel closely. "Ships to *Earth* addresses only." Kinda makes you wonder if the Covenant have seperate releases for video games. I bet just now they're getting GTA Vice City and Tony Hawk 4.

51 | Doubl3 H3lix says:

The halo 2 collectors edition Rulz.
What...! I like aluminum.
Why do British people call it aluminium,its aluminum...
They just piss me off with their words that don't make sence.

52 | Masterchief evil says:

ya really but the comic is cool

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I don't think it mixes in with the other Halobaby comics. This one's suckish. It's like a Twix bar being eaten with spaghetti

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