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{ 66. Getting Started All Over Again 2/3 | Comic List | 68. Earth Will Never Be The Same }

• 67 Getting Started All Over Again (3/3) { January 07, 2005 }

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1 | Gruntsbane says:

First post!!!

Oh yeah, and Uberninja, that's what she does THE ENTIRE GAME...oh nevermind.

2 | uberninja says:

I'm not sure I get it... second post!

3 | Sim1 says:

fun, poor cortana, she need a guy :P
(im the italian guy)

4 | Mr. Elite says:

...(Cortana's face really scares me o_o)

5 | CloudStrife7 says:

this comic is kinda stupid. This one isn't as good as the last couple.Just not very funny

6 | Da banana as a pistol grunt says:

CORTANA IS SEXYYYYYYY =D
I REALLY CAN BE HER LOVIN

7 | Sh4dowSn1p3r says:

o nice i like it. and its the truth!

8 | Mista_B says:

Could Cortana be suffering from... Empty Nest syndrome?

Heh.

9 | A random mad halo fan says:

awww,poor Cortana.
She looks SO sad...

10 | Somebody says:

Well... That's the awfull truth

11 | Random Elite says:

damn right its the truth!
shes a lot more help in Halo1

12 | Funkmon says:

TWELFTH POST! Poor Cortana...

13 | Slimby says:

I reckon Cortana's cooler than in the first Halo. Even though I do hardly listen to her, as this points out!

Slimby

14 | Ryley217 says:

Funny very funny, but the last panel is the best!

15 | JustaGuest says:

First post ever. Has anyone noticed in the game (halo2), Cortana looks like she's wearing garters?

16 | Yayap and Zuka says:

Cortana still freaks me out man!!

it t'was coo

17 | Gruntsbane says:

Haha, I have.

18 | Xerro says:

Heh this one was funny, but Cortana's face is creepy...

19 | grunt-gt says:

lol funny, yeah i really think bungie didn't give cortana enough lines telling you where to go,

one problem i have with the comic is that cortanas face isn't pudgy enough. she isn't exactly a baby

20 | d00d says:

Wow, now Cortana's fuckin' ugly. Go back to your old style, with the new hair.

21 | Mr.GotBeans says:

Hold on there Jethro.[dOOd]This is HALO BABIES, not Halo Playboy. If you really go on to websites not in any way, shape or form about judging girls, especially girls that are supposed to be BABIES, I am REALLY glad I don't know you. And don't use the F word anymore, it can be quite offeseive.

22 | Yayap says:

I could never figure out how cortana's hair got so long. maybe she's aging.oh no..... she's becoming an artificial hag!!!

23 | The Great Wazoo says:

I wonder what an artificial hag would do with a MAC gun? Or a baby, for that matter.

24 | Foxhound says:

It looks like Cortana has ben taking (to mutch)crack, but thats just me.

25 | Elite3000 says:

Maybe this is a clone that was captured by the covenant and was
captured by the fl...maybe I should stop.

26 | Teecee says:

26th Post!!1!1!!!111!!one!!11!1

>.>

Anyway, looks pretty cool. I haven't read any in awhile so I caught up yesterday, and now I see this. Lol, looks pretty good, nicely drawn. Expressions are priceless, but the story board could use some work. Keep it up.

27 | Your underpants says:

I think the new cortana is ugly
and by the way LAST POST!

28 | bormwick says:

the new cortana is lickable. i like that new bob. keep up the good work gruntsbane. dont let them get you down

29 | Gruntsbane says:

Lickable? Let's keep it clean.

Heh, just kidding. I don't think Cortana will ever go back to the way she was but she may still change. Personally I like her, so there!

30 | Dirge says:

lmao, nice comic, it's so true =)

31 | Somebody says:

Hmmm ... yup, in halo 2 Cortana is less usefull than in halo , but, know something?... she acts more naturally than in the original game, and somehow it makes you feel that the things you do through the game are more YOUR achievment, and not just a compliement of her orders .. am I right?

32 | Grimsaw says:

I find it strange that Cortana, a fictional hologram, can become such a fantasy figure. Surely there are better candidates in the gaming world?

"Somebody" - I did feel less controlled in the second one. But it also gave the game a little aimless touch. There was no real "pat on the back" for any of your work?

33 | Somebody says:

Actually I meant that in halo 2 she gives lot less directions ... actually I just can remember a couple, yup, there was a " pat on the back " but i found it way better on halo 2

34 | ilovegrunts says:

Nice! That was funny. Cortana used to always be "forehammer come pick us up at the poa crash site or halo will kill ya"

35 | Falcon says:

Gruntsbane, the shade of green for Sgt. Johnson's uniform is perfect! I love it! Awesome job! It reminds me of the Vietnam-era U.S. Military infantry uniforms of Mel Gibson's movie We Were Soldiers! Keep it up!

Awww...don't be mean to Cortana and leave her out. I like her. She can help me out with my homework. ;)

36 | Wannabe Sgt. Johnson says:

heh... Cortana looks grumpy....but what are you talking about? she STILL barks orders...."Chief go this way!! Chief go that way!! Chief, hang on while I unlock this!! Chief, here come some more enemies!! Chief, don't do that, do this!! Chief, this lake was made by blah blah blah blah blah blah, or blah blah blah. Oh excuse me, were you in the middle of killing somthing?" jeese!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!!! SHUUUUTTTT UUUUUUUUPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!....
anyways, good comic as usual, keep 'em comin.....

37 | pablo nl says:

ik wil al of the foto's of jou en jou vriend's maaster chiefje

blees doe het

38 | covenant emperor says:

you suck....at making bad strips! you have a point, cortana really doesent really play an important role in halo2. just saying "inbound phantom,cheif." etc. hope ya make more...

39 | Bubonni says:

personally i enjoy cortanas constant comments cuz the library and the 343 level of halo were way too quiet without, cortana is so hot in halo2 , sumone should make a poll and leave the link

40 | Comin' Outta The Clost says:

This strip does make a more important point: It shows how sgt.Johnson, instead of cortana, is "bossing you around".

41 | colorin says:

the new cortana has a long ugly face...like..like a horse's
Go back to the old model

42 | Spartan058-HaloGeeky says:

I argee with you COVENANT EMPEROR

Cortana doesn't play a Vital role in halo 2...but she has more personality...that would make sence cause she is older, and aquired more personality...

And uhh Chief...better grap cortana before you end up following another "Spark"...

43 | xxctlxx says:

i feel sorry for cortana.... cuz shes ugly ha ha ha... um sry....... when is the next comic coming!

44 | Petri says:

I really feel sorry for her. It was kinda touching, the moment when MC left and Cortana was looking at him leaving. "Don't make girl a promise.. If you know you can't keep it."

Well.. It's only a game, I suppose..

45 | BOB says:

Cortana is UUUUUUUUUGGGGGGLLLY! PLEASE, PLEASE, go back to her old look I mean Pretty please!what eva you say cortana!

46 | micheal says:

cortania sucks crap!

47 | MR.GRUNTY says:

OPPS MY BAD

48 | MR.GRUNTY says:

:):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)

49 | SPARTIAN117 says:

WHO HERE BEAT HALO2 ON LEGENDARY I DID ITS EASY TRUST ME TRY IT DONT BE PUSSY!

50 | Fling'n says:

nice comic. I am on the Arbiter level in Legendary. Hard, but I found a few skulls. And stop with the cortana sucks crap. she tells you stuff.

51 | go grunts thar cuuuuute says:

GIT GRUNTS IN THE COMICE YOU SUCK LOL DO IT OR DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

52 | Reaper117 says:

I hate it when cortana gives a face like the one in the last panel. and BOB, cortana looks SO much better in Halo 2. she's got longer hair, a glow, and good looks. there, top that!

53 | Alhadis says:

Pablo: Je moet meer steek houden. Wat je schreef is onzin. @_@; (For those of you who don't speak Dutch; and I remind you I only have limited understanding of the language, Pablo wrote "I want all of the photos of you and your friend's master chief *e-mail address* Please do it."... Can anybody figure out what he's talking about?

Anyway, about the actual strip; I agree, Cortana's face *does* look a little odd. o_0; Try to apply the previous style to match Cortana's new look in Halo 2, and that'll work wonders. And I second the earlier guy's comment about "being touched". Somehow Cortana *does* seem like a pretty face on a pedestal, which attracts far more attention through binoculars at close range then somebody's subservience. >_>;

54 | huntero4o/unit12 says:

i've beat halo and halo 2 on legendary, talk about easy. oh and nice strip. it's so true

55 | Andrew smith says:

Nice job on the background!!

56 | Xana says:

cortana is hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

57 | Xana says:

Anyone AGGREE WITH ME!!!! Grunts should be in the comics ,in the game they Are FUNNY!!!

58 | spartan 118 says:

why do they call
the Master Chief Spartan 117?

59 | Elite 118 says:

Johnson is GAY.

60 | Pyroclasm says:

They call him Spartan 117 because if you read the book The Fall of Reach, you'll find out that when a child named John was picked up to take part in the Spartan program, he was subject number 117, hence his name became John - 117. Therefore, he eventually became Master Chief Spartan - 117

61 | puny grunt says:

Why do you guys hate Cortana so much?? She really helps out on halo 2 legendary mode!

62 | bfggfjf says:

you suck and nevere should do it again

63 | Max Wells says:

That was dam funny.

64 | Cortana's hot says:

Cortana is SO hot and SO beautiful, I wish there was a real woman as beuatiful as her...

65 | senseblink81 says:

hahahahahaah,its the sad haliriuos truth!

66 | halofreak44 says:

I have a pet grunt!! his name is Mikey!!!! he is sooooooo cute!!!!!!!!!!

67 | jon says:

grunts are awsome!! google fur-lo halo and you won't be sorry

68 | Moe Lester says:

look closely at my name...

69 | Moe Lester says:

That's right, you know you like that

70 | Spartan 122 says:

hmmm yes i really dont feel sorry for her. she annoys me, INCREDIBLY!!! gah, she reminds me of navi form the legends of zelda. but other than that shes pretty cool. ok now for all the people who think cortana is ugly, she's not, shes actually very pretty, for a hologram. and for those of you who think MC and cortana should "hook up".....thats probably the worst couple EVER!!! she's just an AI, and he's human. besides, she treats him like a son, if you read the Halo books youd understand.

71 | Doubl3 H3lix says:

GWAAAAAAAHAHAHA, GWAAAAAAAAHAHAHA...I dont get it.

72 | Switch 9 says:

she looks very sad in the last panel.

73 | Michael Merritt says:

She has empty nest snydome. Can I have sex with her?

74 | Michael Merritt says:

She needs to hook up with the chief or the marines or me.

75 | Red_elite4132 says:

Cortana is fuckin Hot

76 | Mackon says:

*Peter Griffin Type Laugh*, Sweet! Keep it up Gruntsbane!

77 | Masterchief evil says:

lol

78 | Mister Chief says:

i wish i have my own personal AI like Cortana. Stuff like her ass is ok but still have room 4 improvement

79 | grunts kik ass says:

wut she talkin about she look ugly in dat comic

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