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1 | Gruntsbane says:

Why you gotta be like that, Sarge. Why?

2 | mrsmiley says:

Nothing like jacking the first and second comment slots from our loyal members!

3 | ToyMachin3 says:

You go sarge!

w00t! First member post!

4 | MC_Elite says:

Go on Sarge! Ya big pimp.

5 | G0N says:

I like it a lot. Sarge keeps it cool

6 | Mr. Elite says:

ROFL!!!! Pink Buttsock...XD!

7 | The wonderful me! says:

That's cute:P

8 | blaz says:

hey.. at least this time i get in top ten lol...

nice strip, nice joke GB

9 | haloelite says:

Lol nice one

10 | Mc7777777 says:

In halo 2, if you give a lady marine a rocket launcher, she will say "oh, thats so sweet!"

11 | Lord_Halo99 says:

thats cool Gruntsbane Sarge=BIG PIMPIN!!

12 | Wannabe Master Sgt. Johnson says:

ah, don't worry chief. if you needed a girl you would have had one by now! besides, your already a target for the ladies, heh heh...

13 | ansomble28 says:

Cleverly executed my witty Halo minions. Yet, I have one question, What the hell is a buttsock?!? I KNOW I READ THE OLD COMIC! I'm STILL confused! Help me, Dammit!

14 | The Arbiter says:

lol. Clever use of quoting da game. I wonder when you'll be doing strips with the Brutes, Drones or Prophets...

15 | Zaburos says:

One word describes this strip...Perfect...^-^...Seriously it is just perfect!

16 | Spartan-6193 says:

Ansomble28, I think a buttstock is what's used to carry ammo, nades, etc. In the older buttstock comic they made a joke out of "butt" being in the word. ;)

17 | The Grutnanator says:

Hahahaha Pink Buttsock...thats great..... keep it up Gruntsbane......we love you

:x:x:x:x{:::::The Gruntanator:::::::>>

18 | sparkie says:

HAHA I knew it! I figured it was a spoof of the word buttstock. Hehehe nice comic. Real marines wear pink...lol. Either that or kilts ^_^ I guess I'm not a real marine...o.O

19 | Halo-Master says:

I just love this comic. Sgt. Johnson sure is a ladys man, despite he has a wife...

20 | Falcon says:

Wow, Gruntsbane! This is the first time you've done a comic that involves a female marine!

Is there something going on that we should know about? ;)

Keep these awesome comics coming, Gruntsbane! maybe you should consider doing a strip about a brute, prophet, or drone!

I can think of a good comic involving the Brute. Make a joke that involves a brute making that funny growl, "Grraaa! rarararararara!" Just a suggestion. :)

21 | Dirge says:

lmao! great comic!

22 | Halo Babies fan says:

That is so funny, but wrong.:)

23 | xenomorph64 says:

how true, how true. thats funny, i fell out of my chair.

24 | Xerro says:

Heh, some people are just smooth with the ladies... Hmm i wonder if the sarge could start lending out tips?

25 | Etoli says:

This one is just gold. It had me laughing, GB, I love it! Pink buttsock. . . lucky girl.

26 | Ryley217 says:

LMAO that is awe-some a pink one eh, finally the female marine makes her apperance. Sarge is one smooth guy!

27 | Loknar64 says:

Lol! That's great. ;)

28 | SuperDragonYoshi says:

Shweet, Sarge has always been known for a ladies' man (The Buttsock joke never gets old.) Hope the next one involves the drones. Yoshi!!

29 | JustAnotherHalofan says:

lol that one was funny, sorta sick, but funny

30 | Hellfirefanatic says:

LOL! Go Sarge!

31 | Spartan058-Halogeeky says:

ladies like armor plating...trust me I know

32 | Tryan Shootamee says:

haha...the color pick should be removed from this earth. you know not all girls like pink...I HATE PINK! sterotyipical...but it made me laugh....hahaha

33 | One-Chief-Army says:

haha

chief the sarge is a master...learn all you can before it's toooo late!

34 | Killamee says:

hahahahahahahhahahaahhahahah!

I LITERALLY FELL OF MY CHAIR AND KILLED MY LUNGS!!!!!!!!

they burst out of my chest like an alien

35 | Sgt. Johnson says:

Sometimes God works in mysterious ways. But THIS HERE (points at Scorpion) is 66 tons of top-down, HE-spewin', DIVINE INTERVENTION!

If God is love, then you can call me Cupid.

36 | thechosen1 says:

Awwww, how cute! A pink buttsock! And isn't the purpose of the buttsock to protect the inner workings of the gun from jamming from particles and stuff? Oh well. o_o

37 | ArBy says:

Awwww! How Cute! Iluvvvvvvvvvvvv It lol! KEEP IT UP GB!

38 | Kanman-075 says:

Funny comic Gruntsbane! Keep it up!

39 | Fergler says:

LOL funny stuff

40 | Twojaw says:

I larfed. Rill hard. End of story. xD

Though I was a little sad to not see some more Arbiter/Covvie strips. ;__; You did ONE. That contented us for a WEEK. But now. Your protection is GONE. *WHINEWHINEWHINEWHINE!!!* omgz lik, do covennt1!11oneone lolzzz!!1/

41 | BLinX says:

sarge is a pimp

42 | Martyr says:

why is it that every comment left on this website is something so utterly retarted it ruins the comics...fags

43 | The Grutnanator says:

GO SARGE...you Big Pimp.... god....now i no what to get the main squeez for her birthday >.

44 | The Grunt says:

way to go sarge!

45 | The guy running from the flame mob says:

SOOO funny. and woot #45. BTW: Now ya got people whining for you to do a strip about dones and brutes now...

46 | GOD says:

that was hilarious. although the first time I read it, I didn't notice she was a she

47 | imagonna pummelmee says:

DAMMIT SARGE! THATS THE 5TH TIME YOU STOLE MY GF!

48 | Juan Tubaingmi says:

that girl looks like gruntsbane.. must have been looking in the mirror when you drew it

49 | Arbiter(the first one on this site to have this name) says:

haha! that is so funny!

50 | xxctlxx says:

hmmmm... funny... (halo2, third mission) "ladies like armor"....

51 | xxctlxx says:

hmmm..... is it me or just that when ya shot the helm off a woman marine um...... mug shot!!!

52 | Zawaz says:

Hyuuuuuuuuuumans and their buttsocks.

53 | nutty professor says:

Funny I like it

54 | Yayap and Zuka says:

nice one... i kno what sarge is doin tonight in the back of the warthog :D

55 | a flying pig says:

yay 60th post
da comic is so cute

56 | Petty Officer Bananas says:

"You hit marine?"
"N..No sir."
"Good! Back in my days,in the Corps we didn't have any fancyschmancy tanks! We had sticks, and a rock! Four sticks and a rock for the whole platoon, and we had to share the rock!"
"Thanks for the tank. HE never gets me anything."
"Oh, I know what the ladies like.."

Ladies like Superior Firepower.

57 | DeathXP32 says:

So True. But ladies also like superior fire power.

58 | Kai-117 says:

pink buttsock???

59 | misinformed grunt says:

im sorry...whats a buttsock?

60 | uralldum says:

mis. grunt, its already been asked...

Sarge's got Private,
Chief's got Cortana...

61 | Suck my Fuel Rod says:

It's not an armor-plated Buttsock?

62 | Snarf Da badd-ass Grunt says:

Why you act like Grunt?

Buttsock? For me?

anything for the Arbiter!

63 | GrayFox says:

Interesting.
Sarge sure knows his ways with da ladies.

64 | Woogy says:

14lololololololololololololololololol

65 | DONUT says:

PINK IS FOR gays PINK IS FOR gays!

66 | dude says:

Why does this remind me of an Oreo cookie?

67 | Lili says:

lol...nice

68 | Skal the grunt says:

Ladies like amoured plating

69 | ferei says:

ladies also like grinding treads...right ladies?

70 | silverleet says:

wortwortwort!

71 | evilguineapig says:

Now guys.....The ladies like ME. Get it right. *shakes head* geesh.

72 | mr garrison says:

sometimes i say things that make no sense. this is one of those times.

73 | Snarf da Grunt says:

and treads... amen. And long, hard barrels, a lot of torque, 10" shells, and romantic outings where you blow things...up!

74 | Snarf da BadAss Grunt says:

and treads... amen. And long, hard barrels, a lot of torque, 10" shells, and romantic outings where you blow things...up!

75 | Snarf da Badd-ass Grunt says:

and treads... amen. And long, hard barrels, a lot of torque, 10" shells, and romantic outings where you blow things...up!

76 | Snarf da Badd-ass Grunt says:

and grinding treads... amen. And long, hard barrels, lots of torque, 10" shells, and romantic outings where you blow things...up!

77 | Snarf da Badd-ass Grunt says:

sorry I posted like 4 times, but Petty officer bananas, it goes like this...
"Where's the rest of yo' platoon?"
"Wasted, Sarge."
"And we will be too, if we don't get the hell out of here!"
"You hit Marine?"
"N..no, sir."
"Then listen up! Back when I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmantzy tanks! We had sticks! TWO sticks, and a ROCK, FO' A WHOLE PLATOON! Consider yo'self one very lucky Marine!"
"Thanks for the tank. HE never gets me anything..."
"Oh, I know what the ladies like..."

78 | Snarf da Badd-ass Grunt says:

sorry I posted like 4 times, but Petty officer bananas, it goes like this...
"Where's the rest of yo' platoon?"
"Wasted, Sarge."
"And we will be too, if we don't get the hell out of here!"
"You hit Marine?"
"N..no, sir."
"Then listen up! Back when I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmantzy tanks! We had sticks! TWO sticks, and a ROCK, FO' A WHOLE PLATOON! And we had to SHARE the rock! Consider yo'self one very lucky Marine!"
"Thanks for the tank. HE never gets me anything..."
"Oh, I know what the ladies like..."

79 | Snarf da Badd-ass Grunt says:

amen...Grinding...mmm. And long, hard barrels, lots of torque, 10" shells, and romantic outings with blow...blowing things up!

80 | eliteghost01 says:

SHUT THE F@#K UP SNARF DA BADD-ASS GRUNT!!!
WE GOT YOUR POINT THE FIRST 112,367,213,478,901.505005
TIMES!

(takes a long gulp of tang)

aaaahhhh! tang really soothes the RAGING ANNOYANCE!!!!

81 | eliteghost01 says:

man that's a good idea!!! mabye i'll get my next date a pink or purple buttsock..........or pink tang..........everybody loves tang.........mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.................tang.....................

82 | Morpheus says:

I go to military school for a week and this is what I come home to. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........................

83 | Dark hunter 91 says:

heh heh funny

84 | Sean says:

what is a buttsock??

85 | evilguineapig423 says:

wow, your a retard.

86 | Runtylime says:

Ha,Ha girl marines don't have hair!......(but they do have buttsocks,pink buttsocks!)Nice Comic GB...Hey!, where can I get me one of dem' buttsocks in blue! Eliteghost I love the tang Joke!

87 | eliteghost01 says:

(Sorry for 2nd post, guys)
Yo runtylime:

Girl marines actually do have hair, it's in a bun under their helmets. if a girl marine's helmet gets shot off you can see it. oh yeah, thanks for laughing at my tang jokes, dude!

88 | halofreak44 says:

WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS A BUTTSOCK USED FOR??!!!!!!!! AND I LOVE HALO AND HALO 2!!!!!!!

89 | GAVS says:

BHVERNFGUIRDILUFAHGERUFI

90 | evilguineapig423 says:

wow, your a retard

91 | alan weiner says:

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92 | Elite says:

you need to make the comics much longer and not funny.....give it some action..there in a war, not a party..we should see master chief shoothing some grunts or at least fighting a brute..but wait there babies. ok here how about brute babies and stuff =)

93 | Yobri says:

elite...ur a f%#$ing dumba@#*. just leave it the way it is goddammit

94 | halofreak44 says:

still don't know what a butt sock is for...could somebody please throw me a freaking bone here?

95 | RuntyLime says:

A Butt Sock Is A Cover You put on the Butt of your Gun, But I the Halo babies World Hopefully you can guess where It Goes. If You Don't know what the butt of a Gun is I quote evilguineapig423 "wow, your a retard"

96 | halofreak44 says:

Thank you for telling me what a butt sock is.

97 | Runtylime says:

Your Welcome!

98 | Dark hunter 91 says:

Elite your gay.Keep the comic the way it is.

99 | arbiters malice says:

just to clear up the butstock thing, a butstock is the rear of the rifle, the but that goes into ur shoulder, it can be extended and retracted, hence it being collapsible, but for parodies sake, the halo babies issue butstock is as funny as all hell

100 | arbiters malice says:

sorry for stating what a but stock is after some one else did it, the other person is correct,

101 | BlackElite says:

Awesome very nice for the guys who dont get it, in halo 2 by the mission with the tank and the bridge says the sergeant the same like now in this strip!

102 | halo_boi says:

why sarge?! Why do you know what ladies like? Ok if he saw a 300 pound whale o' a woman would you know what she'd like?

103 | I kill n00bs says:

normal:ladies like armor plating
heroic:ladies like grinding treads
legendary:ladies like superior firepower
and by the way, what the hell does woot mean!?

104 | I kill n00bs says:

woohoo 106th comment, w0000000t

105 | Doubl3 H3lix says:

WOW people R stupid.EX:people who woot 4 the wrong #. stupid people who cant count shouldnt own a computer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOOT 105

106 | Zyrra says:

Woot, I beat you all! Mwahahahahaaa! Chu all suck hehe jk, Woot, opposite of first!!!

107 | David says:

now I have the oppisite of the first post! ra...raha..RAHAHAHAHA!

108 | the shotgun says:

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109 | Masterchief evil says:

johnson said that in metropoplis

110 | bungie says:

OOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! master chief is so jelis and oh never mind.

111 | sputinik says:

haha, returning the ancient but stock, oh well, that was the 2nd strip ever made when you guys introduced them right?

112 | Half-Jaw and Zawaz says:

Half-Jaw looks at Zawaz's pink armor and takes out energy sword.
Zawaz: What?

113 | haloman630 says:

haha right derectly from ladies like armor plating.

114 | gruntsaresocute101 says:

ah isnt it romantic
ps:nice comic
pps:were can i get a buttsock?

115 | Krimsonhelkite says:

wow... buttsock...
keep making these things
cuz they rock!

116 | WTH says:

WTH sarge is getting 1st base!

117 | WTH says:

WHAT THE HECK sarge is getting 1st base!

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119 | Spartan-B292 "Tom" says:

Aw... they are soooooo cute together! You think Gruntsbane and Mrsmiley will get back together and maybe MAKE MORE COMICS?!!!!?????!!!!?????!!!!!?????!!!! These comix are frekin' hilarious! Why STOP?

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