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{ 80. Spam is a Four-Letter Word (1/2) | Comic List | 82. The Adventure of Superchief }

• 81. Spam is a Four-Letter Word (2/2) { April 15, 2005 }

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1 | pinterhoola says:

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHA its so funny ... i think... is the story that they are playing halo? and then there is too much spam and cortana gets mad so she boots the tv? after thinking about it like that... its not so funny.. =( is that what the comic is really saying? can someone explain it to me. im a newby to this site and i really like the comics.. i think.. sometimes i dont really get it but the art is cool. and why did sarge bring his new girlfriend to play halo with sarges friends? she must be a real tomboy... or sarge must be out of money to take her to a nice restaurant... is that part of the joke? some one explain!!! =( im sad.

2 | Spartan311 says:

Kool Comic, don't get it too much though. 1st post! w000t!

3 | mista_b says:

Cortana are win!

4 | mrsmiley says:

Wow. That's the funniest first comment ever. Have you even played Halo 2? Ha, and I love when people say they get first post and they don't. Sucka!

5 | Uberninja says:

Wow... it reminds me of the chat room!

6 | Wannabe Master Sgt. Johnson says:

WOW......Cortana is PISSED.......I'm guessing it's do to the fact that she's doing some of the processing for them and it just became an overload.....if that's the case, STOP USING CORTANA AS A NETWORK HUB!!!!!!! great strip BTW.....

7 | The Marine says:

7th post yeah that guy can get really anoying btw the chick so owned

8 | Eibe 'Niqaree says:

yeah, those voices are ANNOYING. me and my friend were commiting suicide, and i got a headache from that damned narrarator! lol

9 | Albert Wesker says:

9th WOOT WOOT

10 | Keyes says:

lol, that can get really annoying. I can immitate it really well, so it's fun to annoy my friends with. "Gained the lead", "Lost the lead", "game over"

11 | Jaxx says:

lol, agreed. Listening to that voice when my bro' plays for hours at a time drives me NUTS.

12 | Dirge says:

lmao, that was great XD

13 | DarkAcidSpike says:

LOL, that's so true. I never really pay attention to it, but it drives my friend up the wall..

14 | Mintz08 says:

If you play four-person-split-screen, as soon as someone gets the first kill, the announcer will say "Gained the Lead", and then "Lost the Lead" for the other three people on the Xbox. So just think about all the times you gain/lose/tie the lead(er), and mutliply that times 4.

15 | PlasmaFire says:

I think this comic was inspired in part by the chatroom? Heh...Cortana the Bot kicks us like she doesn't care when it comes to spam and CAPS.

16 | Spartan058-HaloGeeky says:

hahahaha! good one...once again...

17 | Tryan Shootamee says:

Halo 2 rocks...All you Halo-ists out there say: OORAH!!!!!

18 | Grizzled-Ancient says:

someone's an overthinker...*cough*pinterhoola
*cough*

19 | Isna Nosolee says:

hahaha! thats as funny as well..i dont know

20 | sparkie says:

hehehehe Cortana is so mad!! That one blonde marine looks like he's about to throw up for some reason.

21 | Kai_chan says:

it's funny when the announcer keeps doing that ^_^ OORAH!!!

22 | shorty says:

at first cortana's leg kinda looked like a scythe. So i was thinking what the hell happened to cortanas arm? Now i can clearly see that she kicked the tv.

23 | sgt dan says:

why is cortana mad? is she saying it and couldnt keep up or was it the announcer who drove her crazy?

24 | Runtylime says:

Good comic GB. I Like the girl marines eyes in the last box.GAME OVER!, BOOT! I wonder why Cortana can't play.....she 'd probably beat everyone!

25 | Lord_Halo99 says:

hahahahaha good one

26 | 25 says: says:

that is what my mom wants to do... i fear for my TV everytime she gets near it... :)

27 | Kradshutzen says:

Nice comic GB. like the art work too.

28 | Zquad says:

hahaha funny comic

29 | Falcon says:

Awesome comic, Gruntsbane! True, it can be annoying when the announcer keeps saying, "gained the lead," and, "lost the lead," over and over again. O_o

30 | mooching sack of death says:

if only my computer would do that to itself...(but then i wouldn't be able to do it *tear*)

31 | Yayap and Zuka says:

The guy on the right looks sad...

32 | Scottish Weebl says:

WHY does it say MOIST on the second screen

ist straight above sarges head

33 | RedRaptor says:

I came about THIS close to doing that the other day at a LAN party...lol...

34 | ansomble28 says:

Haha, the comic wasn't funny itself, but it made me laugh cuz when I get bored on Live I turn into the Halo announcer and utter his rediculous phrases when they aren't needed. Like saying GAINED THE LEAD when I kill someone or say BOMB RETURNED when I PWN an incoming assault team. LOL... ahhh... good times.

35 | Zealot Arbiter says:

Cortana is HOT here. ^^

36 | QuikSilver says:

lol great
she booted the TV
i guess she didnt want to hear it anymore...^.^

37 | Hellfirefanatic says:

Hahahahaha! That's so great... I LOATH split screen...

38 | MyLittlePony says:

DAM I hate that voice, like a lame documentairie voice from discovery. "game over"

39 | SuperDragonYoshi says:

Mrsmiley fragged by Akba
Gruntsbane sniped Louis Wu
Picked up plasma grenades
Picked up Sniper Rifle
Lost the Lead
Gained the Lead
You killed Mrsmiley
You killed Louis Wu
Mrsmiley got revenge
Stuntmutt commited suicide
Gruntsbane pwned BOLL
Killing Spree
Running Riot
You killed Gruntsbane
Akba was killed by vehicle
BOLL whupped your bad
Picked up Energy Sword
Double Kill
Triple Kill
Killtacular
Lost the lead
You killed everybody
Game Over... All in one match of Slayer, gotta hate spam. I think I'll play Yoshi's Island today...YOSHI!

40 | Spartan058-HaloGeeky says:

haha ansomble28 i do that too!

i also say "OMG I can't Belive i just died! how! how!" but i'm not really dead, and it catches peeps of guard, and then i kill em all! whahahha!

41 | evilguineapig423 says:

man, thats so true. I hate when that crap happens, which is always. Hey, mabey i'll join that guy to play some split screen yoshi. sweet..........

42 | xenomorph64 says:

my mom was about to do that, then again, it was 1 am

43 | igili says:

Let's not do that agian, shall we?

44 | igili says:

brahahahahahaa

45 | Mista_B says:

Meh, I'd call it spam.

46 | Somebody says:

Holly ship, if that quelifies as spam, is a big one, nice, yet SPAM!!!! go to the forums, i dont know, BTW:AWESOME COMIC

47 | Grunt_Master says:

Spam is anoying... but I usually play on big maps with small amounts of people. I dont have X box live, so .... thats my reason

48 | Dev says:

ROFL! I kind of make a little rap in my head whenever I hear the continuous, "TIED THE LEADER! GAINED THE LEAD! LOST.. the lead. OMGWTF,,sp;eokwe" xD Funny.

One thing I don't get. Why is MC calling Sarge "Pony Boy"? o__o; When I read that, I instantly thought of the movie Finding Nemo..

49 | Es says:

Cortana looks prettier in this comic, at least, compared to the previous... not that she looks nice when she's pissed...

50 | Hot n' Sexy Elite says:

Very funny... a lot of my freinds can relate, but it doesn't bother me that much.

51 | Ghost3021 says:

lolol thats why i CONVENIENTLY destroyed er disposed of my other controlers..now dere only 1 :D
good work, as usual ;)

52 | jman94 says:

Hey, you people know that's fixed in the new Auto-update, right? Oh yea, nice comic!

53 | Shamed Commander says:

I love that human. He is so morbid.

54 | Yucant 'Catchamee says:

Ow. My eyes Burn from that freakin' grunt's (double) post :@

55 | Teecee says:

"Slayer" Lol.

I've always wanted it to say "You got Punk'D." >.>

Nice comic Gruntsbane...keep 'em coming. =D

56 | BOB says:

OK so how does the master chief play halo wen hes in halo? and second, how does cortana kick or even tough stuff? u kno wat i dont think anybody cares VERY FUNNY THOUGH

57 | Armyofone says:

what the.......i'm back! : ) bahhh. the comic was hilarious. there are some people who pick up and drop the flag over and over and it drives me insane!!!

58 | NightShade says:

Funny
The question is who is paying for the new TV?

59 | Grunt_Master says:

Haha! Ok. I understand now! Better than I did. I GOT XBOX LIVE! WOOT! ok. yea. spam sux. so does spam in a can. Its even worse on crackers. Haha ok. weeeeeee.

60 | jarred says:

this one kind of sucked guys.....I mean come on it wasn't funny

61 | Some stupid random person says:

kinda...agree...i mean i like the announcer in h2...he's kool

62 | zep monkey says:

what are u talkin about grunt master spam in the can is awsome u just need to fry it then put it on the cracker

63 | Haloisthefrigginbestthingeverandsoishalo2 says:

w00t! nice comic grunstbane, funny, I foind that narrator so annoying, there should b an option to shut him up, maybe in halo 3...

P.S Like the way you draw cortana, she is HOT.

64 | spartan 500 says:

that 1 was cool-but i didn't understand rat race! Who does all these, anyway?

65 | Mak_Elite says:

Gah hahahahah Lol

66 | master chief says:

i thought it was so funny i almost peed in my pants!

67 | eliteghost01 says:

SPLIT-SCREEN SUX! I hate it! Why? Because everybody looks on your screen snd when you try accusing them of it they flip out and scream "NO I'M NOT! NO I'M NOT! YOU'RE PROBABLY SAYING THAT BECAUSE YOU'RE DOING IT AND YOU'RE STILL LOSING!" and you're really not, but they are! Oh !!! If I didn't have Tang for those moments, I'd probably have to kick their asses!!! Oh!!!
(chugs a gallon of Tang) mmmmm...Tang...

68 | Lady Java says:

There's nothin' wrong with a chick playin' Halo! I should know! Ya don't have to be a real tomboy to play, it helps, but ya just gotta love Halo! WHOO! H2CU! Halo 2 Chicks Unite! (My own organization for Halo 2 Chiquitas!)

69 | Java again says:

OH! After thought here! We finally got so overtired after playin' for five hours, we began to imitate the announcer dude. My friend Gary did such a good job in saying lost the lead, the leader swore and said WHO TOOK MY LEAD!? I did it once with game over and a kid was like, GAME OVER!? WHAT!? It's harder for me to do it though, having a higher voice an all.

70 | pigz will fly says:

lol neva hapens to me cos my frends all suck , says gained the lead once only :-D

71 | Meox says:

HAHAHAHA It says lemon party. you need to have 3 people melee each other in the back for that

72 | ARBITER says:

hahaha cortana kicked the tv so funny.

73 | Jaja jaja(pronounced JA-JUH) says:

this is so me and my friends!

74 | halo_boi says:

i dont blame cortana. man i'd go berserk too if i heard all that gained/lost lead jib jab!

75 | Alirez says:

Horrible comics you have try to make them a lil interesting

76 | Doubl3 H3lix says:

LAME makem better or i'll stop providing the funding!

77 | Switch 9 says:

Does it say "moist" and "Get a room" in the background of the spam? W00t, double 77!

78 | lorry the wire man says:

yeah, it also says lemon party (dont ask me what a gay porn site has to do with halo)

79 | Predator110 says:

haha..that must be pretty annoying! i bet the chief looked off other ppls screens tho... ;)

80 | Xerro says:

this was kl, people do tend 2 come in shouting turn it off when the lead changes every second

81 | Masterchief evil says:

it is annoying when like someone gets the 1 kill and it's like gained the lead, lost the lead lost the lead lost the lead

82 | bungie says:

that was funny pony boy.

83 | killervenom47 says:

Wow.
Cortana has nice thighs.
;P
Keep up the awesome work and stuff.

84 | a sick sick little moo cow says:

Woot 1st post!

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