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• Guest Strip: Stuntmutt #2 { December 10, 2004 }

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1 | PAT says:

lol yay first and the sad thing is that this comic is so true, there are alot of babies out there lol

2 | daedalus says:

So true.

3 | Necromas says:

:(

4 | Titanium Llama says:

True dat dawg, dual pistols is teh r0xx0rs tho, so I aint complaining

5 | Silver Hawk says:

The Mag is weak, huh? *Blows away half of Blue Team* It packs just as much punch, just no scope and no longer has that damn range glitch.

6 | [MAC]Hellrazer says:

I'm glad to see others have found the mag to be more fair now... I used to hate that head shot thing. As for the comic, very amusing! The babies look so sad! :) nice to see Stuntmutt getting something other than corn out of his system for once... :)

7 | Conor St. Riffage says:

Ah, my annoyances expressed in comic form, well done. Also, gamertags having pot references in them do not bring the noise, nor the funk. Although those people are especially satisfying to kill to death.

8 | Lex says:

sooo true...

9 | no_117 says:

Yea they kinda act like my cousin... he cries in balancing weapons.

10 | Sephiroth says:

:( I miss my pistols so much. They were so cool

11 | omnistegan says:

Brilliant!

12 | Jaxx says:

Ah true, so very true. Nice one Stunt'.

13 | Stixxx says:

Ha !! funny stuff, love it.

14 | sparkie says:

Man too true. I miss the origional pistol, but hey I can't complain. Never could do anything with that one either.

15 | oogaBoogan says:

Bleh, i'm stoned half the time I play on XBL and just today on Team Skirmish Foundation Assault I singtlehandedly punched three of the opposing team to death with the bomb and armed it in their own base. The opposing team was a longtime clan from halo 1 with some 15's and a 17 in it.
BOOYA to the naysayers of better living through chemicals!

16 | DiabloDj1 says:

hah! awesome man...just awesome...soo true too

17 | Archaos46 says:

Great Job Stuntmutt! that was crack-up.

18 | Darkillusion says:

I never used the pistol much on halo 1 and I'm glad it has had the scope removed cos I used to get owned by it.

19 | DevilDario says:

Dude halobabies is halobabies!!But corty means it literraly!!:I
But i want my chuchu bambam i_i

20 | The_Eliminator says:

PPPFFFTTTT!!!! LMFAO!!!!!

21 | porblmo says:

thats funny cuz people bitch so much about halo2 but it rules.

22 | Ryley217 says:

that is weird but funny!

23 | a guest says:

soo true, but sooooooooooo cute. :)

24 | arbiter says:

cute? what is cute? to us elites theres no such things but the females go crazy over what you humans call cute. oh and weard comic but funny.

25 | I KILL ARBITER says:

Arbiter sucks. Oh, and very funny. Plasma sword SUCKS in the big maps, becuase it's the only weapon in the entire game with no range.

"Duh L@@K at me! I AHVE teh plamsa sord! Im gunna ROXXOR now!!!11one!!one11!!!"

(Gets killed to death with a battle rifle)

26 | Fergler says:

lol nice

27 | guywithbrain says:

I'm not entirely sure whether you're being sarcastic or not, 'I KILL ARBITER'. The whole point of the Sword is that it's a close range weapon (along with the Shotgun, so it's definitely not the only weapon in the game with no range). Only an idiot keeps it constantly equipped on a large map.

And BTW, the Arbiter pwns you. He's not as cool as the Chief, of course, but he pwns you quite fine.

28 | noottanoob says:

it suxs that the pistols don't have aiming but they are asum dual
he's right about the sword i hate when the first person gets in a small map first :-[ MC Kicks way more ass then Arbiter

29 | Polarbear says:

It's funny because it's true. Well obsoived! It must have been hard to choose which complaints to put in the real babies' word balloons!

30 | Prophet of Gansta says:

lol.. funny.. thats all I can say

31 | arbiter says:

hey arbiter rulz mc sucks for that matter! arbiter kicks way more butt!

32 | guywithbrain says:

When's the last time the Arbiter destroyed a ringworld? Huh? HUH?

That's right.

33 | Dangerous says:

to arbiter
yeah what he said!!! the arbiter ids my fav character

i dont get the sword race thing??????

34 | Shadowho says:

Arbiter suck it's armor is ugly and his invisibility don't stand 5 sec. What a loser. MasterChef is the best he can destroy all de ring if he want to.

35 | the heratic says:

Love your comic but the truth is that the only way the chief can destroy halo is with a ship's reactor of some other big big wepon. the chief and the arbiter are actually even. besides, in halo 3, they might as well be "brothers".

36 | Spartan058-HaloGeeky says:

you know what? i am not happy...All you MC haters...gotta stop...Go read a book or somthin!
like Halo: fall of reach, Halo: the flood, or Halo: first strike...or maybe listen to some music...halo soundtrack, halo 2 soundtrack, or maybe get all that energy out by drawing...maybe somthing about Halo? like MC or an Elite...but don't spend your presious time making fun of MC...Not cool fellow halo geeks...

37 | guywithbrain says:

The Chief has Cortana. 'nuff said.

BTW Stuntmutt: Nice comic. :)

38 | Dirge says:

hahaha, love the comic

39 | Spartan058-Halogeeky says:

To:guywithbrain

are you talkin about the end of halo2? maybe, because cortana made several copies of herself in the book Halo: first strike...is that what your talking about? OORAH!

40 | MasterDan7 says:

halo 2 is good, your just mad because the pistol still isnt the ultimate death one man army weapon

41 | Nottanoob says:

To any Arbiter fan

MC can kick the Arbiter's butt in 5 seconds even if Arbiter has the sword and the MC has a pistol

42 | jecho419 says:

ur right, the sword owns everyone

43 | Spartan-287 says:

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAAAA!!!!
SO TRUE!
nice work stuntmutt

44 | bullet shrapnel says:

Joy, more cliched critic bashing portraying anyone with a negative view of Halo 2 as a whining baby.

45 | Spec Ops Elite says:

All right. Listen, I'm miffed about the Arbiters armour, But hey, I still love Elites! The only reason The Arbiter has'nt blown up a ring world is 'cause that it is only at the end of the game when he relises his mistake about killing the 'Heretic' leader and sees the truth about the Halos....... I still like MC, but ever since I saw an Elite, I've been looking for a 3-inched Elite, and X-mas is my answer! Oh, go to my site at www.freewebs.com/oddhalo/ ..... I even have games made for the site and Red Dwarf RULES!

46 | SoH_Ghost3021 says:

hahahahahaaaa da part about da sword is so true, and the pistol being week just makes us angry.
comic be true bout all da babies out dere! :)

47 | Sgt. Johnson says:

wat range glitch4 pistol? just tell me also I got this hella funny pic from halo.bungie.net its hella funny

48 | Freek says:

Hillarious comic! jokes kinda dry but still funny you say you made them up ... nice job :)

p.s
The master chief would melee the kitty with his assault rifle then dump 2 frags next to it an blow it off the cliff an say ... God wat ugly foul creatures will the covienent employ as body guards next ... brutes were bad enough.

49 | Spec Ops Elite says:

No, he would not because
1. It's from earth so he would recognise it scince 'Cat' and 'Dog' are some of the first words you learn.
2. Freek and problmo u 2 r sick.
3. It would not attack him and Chief is NOT a mindless killing machine, so he would not harm a defencless animal. Matt nouchi would do that, yeah.........
www.freewebs.com/oddhalo and www.freewebs.com/lammalords are my sites

50 | Spartan235 says:

Nice comic, I hate those kids with that whiny voice!

Oh yeah, and nice spam geeky058

51 | Green Falcon says:

Note: I changed my name from Falcon to Green Falcon so that "falco" can have the name Falcon.

Great comic! We actually get to see some real babies! ;)

52 | aplusjimages says:

I've never played online, but my friends say that some of the people can be real babies. I heard about teammates getting upset that you grabbed the invisibility or overshield, so they'll start hitting you, even though that is what they were going to take. Where's the team work.

53 | FatMan to the rescue!!!! says:

uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh......There's a girl diving in a BIKINI.

54 | unknow says:

well the pistol is ok i guess but it works good one on one specialy double pistol...... Maguem

55 | THE REF! says:

Generally the the forums are for people who want to bitch about which character sux crap and which one tans ass. Then you can bitch all you want, and bitch some more!

56 | The Gruntanator says:

Pistols are awsom...not week...and the sword is gay

57 | The Grunt says:

did u guys noe the arbiter's meelees are pretty weak?

58 | Lorvin says:

The lack of usefulness of the pistol makes me sad, and disappoints the monkey lord. Sparkie, you should be burned alive for saying you can't do anything with the original pistol. Could kill things so easily, and it could actually aim. The only gun I would trade for the new magnum is a plasma pistol. And I KILL ARBITER, you obviously don't know much about the plasma sword.

59 | eliteghost01 says:

Damn! how'd they get my baby pictures! i thought i burned them1 I was probably too preoccupied with drinking tang! DAMN YOU TAAAAAAANNNNNNNGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!

60 | carrot of the west says:

dont blame the tang, blame its sugery sweetness, lol :P

61 | HaloFANATIC says:

Man I just LOVE the baby cortana, she is so sexy and so hot and cute looking!

62 | SuperiorJehuty says:

This has much truth to it. Also DOOM shall come to those who insult MC and speak of one being his better. You all shall burn before the flame of Master Cheif's ultimate power.

63 | Yayap9086472 says:

Please, no hurt!! me like elites!! Brutes stinky bad, bad!! me stay here, make sure noooo brutes come behind mighty arbiter, heh heh eh?

64 | Lt. Haverson says:

I like the arbiter and the master chief I think there both good. The arbiter killed taturus and the master cheif blew up halo. So I like them both.

65 | DoomEmu says:

Wort! Nice comic- so true!

Technicly, MC did not destroy halo- the POA and cortana did. MC played only a minor part in it.

66 | Butch dude says:

hehehe

67 | Doubl3 H3lix says:

not as funny as i had expected...

68 | shut up u noob says:

pistols ARE weak..nice one on the first panel keep the WORDS up!

69 | shut up u noob says:

oh,and i don't understand this yea know.

70 | SuperDragonYoshi says:

So true, it just comes to show you that no game is perfect. Here are some of my favorite games:

1. Ninja Gaiden
2. Metriod: Zero Mission
3. Yoshi's Island
4. Splinter Cell:
Chaos Theory
5. Dead or Alive 3
6. Halo 2
7. Doom 3
8. Star Wars: KOTOR
9. Splinter Cell
10. Halo

This is entirely my opinion & is not meant to offend anyone, but I still like Halo okay? As for the Master Chief vs Arbiter quarrel, I prefer Arbiter. He is a far greater hero than the Master Chief, after all he did saved the galaxy from total destruction at the end of Halo 2. I also liked his armor; ancient & slick definetly approves the cool factor very well (Camoflauge is very useful for sneaking, killing, & making quick getaways) Well that its for now, I'm going to play Ninja Gaiden tonight... YOSHI!

71 | listento me dude72 says:

ok...yoshi...dont ever visit this site again unless halo 2 is your number 1 favorite game...and second...no one cares that you like those games, just keep the fact that you like yoshi's island more than halo to yourself...in case you havent noticed this is a halo site, not tell everyone that you dont like halo better than a crappy game that only 6 year olds would like to play...im glad that you dont wish to offend anyone but why are you visiting a halo site and saying what games you prefer more than halo. just dont post comments unless they're about the comics.

ps: good commic!

72 | JJ says:

Master Chief rules!

73 | Creativename says:

Stuntmutt is a genius.... when it comes to comics, i dont know if he really is a genius

74 | Masterchief evil says:

lol

75 | Slade8 says:

Who said the Mag is strong? To be frank, it SUX! Here are some comparisons:

The pistol:

Headshots to kill MC: 3
Scope: 2x
Accurracy rating: 8
(Accurracy rating of 10 is sniper-rifle accurraccy)

Magnum
Headshots to kill MC:12
Scope: None
Accurracy: 3

Summary: Pistol is almost 3 times as accurate and 4 times more powerful than the stupid, crappy, MAGNUM! A BB gun is more useful to the Master Chief than the Magnum!

Every one of these comparisons have been tested.

Great comic, though! LOL!

76 | Whitewolf118 says:

lol, the pistol is a lot better than the magnum, the guns in halo2 have Much less ammo, power, range, and accuracy than halo1 and mc moves way slower. WHY WOULD THEY STRIP DOWN GUNS IN THE MOST CRUCIAL PART OF THE HUMAN-COVENANT WAR?!?!?!?!?!?!? THE UNSC SHOULD MAKE STRONGER GUNS IN THE FIGHT FOR EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

77 | grunts kik ass says:

dose babies have sum brain swords r lame,buuut pistols kik ass

78 | Zeka the Gold Elite says:

True, most of your Human weapons are weak and useless...

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