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• 21. I Get His Helmet { December 26, 2003 }

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1 | Super guy says:

Hello?......

2 | Chris says:

In one of the Halos (I think 2), one of the grunts asks if he can get the master chief's helmet if they kill him.

3 | mrsmiley says:

Unfortunately all the original comments to this comic got deleted... GAH!

4 | Jonme says:

XD I want his helmet too!

5 | 'Suka Ramamee says:

No, Trula, you may not wear that to the fashion contest. You'd have to be colorblind to think that goes with your methane rig.

6 | SuperDragonYoshi says:

Lookie here, it's the Master Grunt!

7 | VarmintSlayer says:

On legendary, if u get slaughtered by some elites and grunts one grunt will sometimes say "Can I have his helmet?"

8 | BaconHead says:

Actually they say that on any difficulty in both games.

9 | science^tiger says:

Prophet of Truth: There are those who said this day would never come. What are they to say now?

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The Master Chief: I need a weapon.

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Marine Sergeant: Did I give you permission to bitch, soldier?

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Marine: Okay, purple hearts for everybody!

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Marine: I wonder if those aliens have insurance?

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Grunt: [after killing you] I get his helmet!

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Grunt #1: [after killing you] I get his helmet!

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Gravemind: Silence fills the empty grave, now that I have gone. But my mind is not at rest, for questions linger on. I will ask, and you will answer.
Cortana: Alright. Shoot.

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Marine: This reminds me of the time I got herpes.

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SpecOps Leader: [to Arbiter] You are the Arbiter, the will of the Prophets. But these are my Elites, their lives matter to me - yours does not.
Arbiter: That makes two of us.

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Prophet of Mercy: Why was it not destroyed with the rest of their fleet?
Arbiter: It fled as soon as we set fire to their planet.
Prophet of Truth: When you first saw Halo, were you blinded by its majesty?

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Sgt. Johnson: Now listen up! Back in my day, we didn't have fancy tanks! We had two sticks... and a rock! And we had to share the rock! You should consider yourself very lucky marines!

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Sgt. Johnson: [If the Master Cheif dies] Ha ha very funny Cheif!
[pause]
Sgt. Johnson: Uh Oh

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Cortana: [after seeing Gravemind] What... is that?
Gravemind: I... I am a monument to all your sins...
Arbiter: [Struggling]
The Master Chief: Relax. I'd rather not piss this thing off.
Arbiter: Demon!
Gravemind: This one is machine and nerve and has its mind concluded; this one is but flesh and faith and is the more deluded...
Arbiter: Kill me or release me, parasite. But do not waste my time with talk!
Gravemind: There is much talk... and I have listened through rock and metal and time... Now I shall talk and you shall listen...
2401 Penitent Tangent: Greetings! I am 2401 Penitent Tangent, I am the monitor of installation 05...
Prophet of Regret: -and I am the Prophet of Regret, Counsil of most high, heirarch of the Covenant!
2401 Penitent Tangent: [looks at Master Chief] A reclaimer, here? At last! We have much to do! This facility must be activated if we are to control this outbreak!
Prophet of Regret: Stay where you are! Nothing can be done until my sermon is complete!
2401 Penitent Tangent: Not true! This installation has a successful utilization record of 1.2 trillion simulated and 1 actual. It is ready to fire on demand.
Prophet of Regret: Of all the objects that our Lords left behind, there are none so worthless as these Oracles! They know nothing of the Great Journey!
2401 Penitent Tangent: And you know nothing about containment! You have demonstrated complete disregard for even the most basic protocols!
Gravemind: This one's Containment, and this one's Great Journey are the same... Your prophets have promised you freedom from a doomed existance, but you will find no salvation on this ring...

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Sgt. Johnson: Don't they teach you kids to SWEAR in basic anymore?

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Marine: [after a player purposefully shoots his own man] Uhh... Chief, could you at least pretend to aim?

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Sgt. Johnson: For a brick, he flew pretty good.

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[last lines]
The Master Chief: This is Spartan 117! Can anyone read me?
Lord Hood: Isolate that signal! Master Chief, mind telling me what you're doing on that ship?
The Master Chief: Sir. Finishing this fight.

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Marine: [during a fire-fight] Have we tried reasoning with them?

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Cortana: I'm sorry, were you trying to kill something?

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Grunt #1: [the Special Ops team enters an area that shows signs of Flood infestation] Me have bad feeling about this...
Grunt #2: You *always* have bad feeling! You had bad feeling about morning food nipple!

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Cortana: [Sergeant Johnson has just delivered a Scorpion tank to the Master Chief and Cortana] Thanks for the tank. *He* never gets me anything.
Sergeant Johnson: [manning a machine gun] Oh, I *know* what the ladies like.

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Prophet of Truth: No enemy has ever withstood our might.

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Sgt. Johnson: Where's the rest of your platoon?
Marine: Wasted, Sarge.
Marine: Which we will be too, sir! If we don't get the hell out of here!
Sgt. Johnson: You hit, Marine?
Marine: No, sir...
Sgt. Johnson: Then listen up! You had the chance to be afraid before you joined my beloved corps! But to guide you back to the true path, I've brought this motivational device!
[indicates Scorpion Tank]
Sgt. Johnson: Our big green style cannot be defeated!

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Marine: Dear Sarge, having a lovely time kicking ass in outer space - wish you were here!
Sgt. Johnson: [over intercom] I heard that, Jackass!

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Marine Sergeant: Get the hell out of my armory, split lip!

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Cortana: [on radio] The message keeps repeating itself: "Regret. Regret."
Miranda Keyes: [on radio on another ship] Any idea what it means?
Sergeant Johnson: [on radio on another ship, speaking in the position of a Covenant] Dear humanity, we regret coming to Earth, we regret being alien bastards, and we most certainly regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet.
Pilots: [along with Sgt. Johnson] HOO-RA!

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Marine: Dude are you made of leprechauns? Cause that was awesome!

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Marine: [shooting an Elite on the ground] That's for my little brother!

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Prophet of Truth: The council decided to have y' hung by your entrails and your corpse paraded through the city. But ultimately, the terms of your execution are up to me.
Arbiter: I am already dead.

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The Master Chief: Sir, request permission to leave the station.
Lord Hood: For what purpose, Master Chief?
The Master Chief: To give the Covenant back their bomb.

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Cortana: Just one question. What if you miss?
The Master Chief: I won't.

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Grunt: You can't hide from me!

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Elite: [killing Master Chief] I'm sure the Prophets are gonna reward me for this!

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Grunt: Arbiter our savior! Stupid jackal, say thank you!

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Grunt: How come there never be Arbiter grunt?

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Grunt: If hungry, eat jackal.

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Grunt: Need... to... change... backpack.

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Grunt: We make fire... sing songs?

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Marine Sergeant: Fall in over here!
Marine: Yeah, you got it. Will there be snacks?

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Marine: Hey, if you're going to the fridge... grab me a beer, please?

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Marine: The whole staring and heavy breathing thing doesn't really work for me.

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Marine Sergeant: Grenades are like RAM - you can never have too much.

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Marine Sergeant: If my face looked like a squid, I'd be angry, too!

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Marine Sergeant: [after killing a covenant troop] Say good night, punk.

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Marine: [if player has Master Chief staring in particular direction] Hey! Less looking, more shooting!

10 | sourav says:

thanks science^tiger :)

11 | Gagaw says:

were was yayap?

12 | Cristy says:

hmmm... how did MC didn't noticed the grunt took his helmet ...? ... deep sleep... ?

13 | fangirl says:

um hello?[MC has no helmet on][flips him]*screams*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

14 | AnElite says:

I rember from the first game if a grunbt kills you it would say, We'll all get medles for this!
or
We are the champions!

15 | yayap says:

grunt on halo2: scary demon is coming please don't make me go

16 | Soldier Girl says:

I would steal it to...

17 | grunty says:

someone caught me taking chiefs helmet! o well, its in my garage sale in at gruntopia, its 200000 alien dollars, if you want it come to my planet(gruntopia)and come to the address 958376584 and buy it. no human dollars, alien dollars. you can get a bank account at the grunt bank.

18 | grunty says:

dosent anyone want his helmet? 200000 alien dollars. any takers? bidders?

19 | grunty says:

eh. if no one replies for the helmet in 2 more days(sep. 26 i think) im putting it off the market of my garage sale and keeping it.

20 | grunty says:

its off the market.

21 | MC MOBED BY GIRLS says:

dude im supprised master chief doesnt do stuff in the bathroom stalls...

22 | MC MOBED BY GIRLS says:

i mean then theyed ask for his helmet anyway... that would be funny!

23 | master chef says:

whats under the cheifs helmet and science tiger dont post any more messages

24 | the drone says:

i think the helmet is his head

25 | Masterchief evil says:

hahahahahahaha!!!!

26 | some brute says:

his face must be hideous

27 | gruntisniper says:

I'll let ya know if i snipe a grunt with an MC helmet on

28 | Grunty says:

ITS BACK ON!!

29 | Grunty says:

ITS BACK ON!!

30 | Grunty says:

Now its 90000 alien dollors!

31 | grunt and grunt#2 says:

*1st grunt* Have you seen an elite around here? 2nd grunt i'll like to buy that helmet cuase i stole 100000 from the prophet of truth when he was sleeping.

32 | orna fulsamee 876 says:

awwwwwwwwwwwww the grunts look cute

33 | bungie says:

OH!! no its master grunt!!! were all doomed and goners.

34 | bastard grunt says:

some grunts are stupid some are annoying and that one is a smart ass

35 | Slade8 says:

If you go to the Halo section of the Bungie site, for halo 1 there is a recording of a grunt saying "c-can I have his helmet?"

36 | Spartan_117 says:

Ah DURH????

37 | QueenGhid says:

How adorable does the Master Chief look sleeping in that position?

38 | gagaw says:

i will buy that helmet i have 3 scarabs i will give u 1 for the helmet plz i have the rest of the armor!

39 | Spartan-117 Master Chief says:

That happend to me before on Halo 2: A White-Armored Grunt stuck me with a plasma grenade and I blew up. The Grunt then approached me and said: "I get his helmet!". The Prophets must have rewarded him well for that!

40 | Spartan-117 Master Chief says:

That little Grunt better watch his back, or I'm going to be on him like a plasma grenade stuck to his face!

41 | Zealot says:

It's my helmet! kills grunt sticks hemet on head!

42 | jacob says:

red grunt-girls orange grunt-boys
seriasly i checked with the creaters in a email and elites are red-girls and blue-guys
black grunts could be ether 1s and same with white elite.oh and jackels by sheild blue-boys orange-girls brutes not sure but think weapon red plasma rifle is-girls and brute shots-boys hunters who knows all i know when there are 2 1s a girl and 1s a boy drones all boys acept queen at home planet prohets all boys acept prohet of mercy

43 | cody vo says:

onn legendary, *the grunt kills master chief* can i have the helmet?

44 | cody vo says:

onn legendary, *the grunt kills master chief* can i have the helmet?

45 | Zonic says:

That is soooo adorable! awwwww...

46 | allan says:

classic

47 | grunty says:

aaaaannnnnndddddd the helmet goooose to gagaw!!!!!

48 | gagaw says:

tnk u! tnk u! now i am the master grunt aka gagaw! woot!!!!

49 | yayap and zawaz says:

way to go gagaw! now u can help us get spartain suits like urs!!!!!

50 | Half-Jaw says:

*Half-Jaw brutally murders grunt wearing MC's helmet*

Half-Jaw: The prophets will reward me well! I hope nobody saw.....

51 | Grunty says:

Clever! Here ya go!

52 | Grunty says:

S-S-Scarab?! SOLD!!! Sorry grunt, but i need that back! *Gives his money back* *Gives helmet to Gagaw*

WHERES MEH SCARAB!

53 | Grunty says:

*wreaks havoc with the scarab*

My sice doesn't matter in THIS CASE!

At this rate, ill get MASTER CHEIFS ENTIRE ARMOR!!!

*a few days later, I find and kill the cheif*

Muhaha! My armor! elites shoo!

Elite: I want a peice!

You will have to buy it!

Elite: Whaat?

Exactly!

Elite: *HUP!*

*i got killed by the elite's melle attack*

*A war bursts out around MC's armor*

*Gagaw comes and sneaks MC away*

=P

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